Chapter 4

LEXUS

Curvy, cute, sweet, and cuddly

My Hair: Sunlit blonde
My Eye Color: Captivating brown
My Height: 5’6”
My Weight: 118
My Measurements: 34d-23-35
My Age and Birthdate: 18; January 5, 1988
My Hobbies: Dancing, partying, and making your event unforgettable

Hello, party people!

Looking to turn your next event from mundane to mind-blowing? Allow me to introduce myself, I’m Lexus – your personal party ignition switch. Sure, you can catch my sizzling moves on the main stage at Bare Essentials, but why settle for a sample when you can have the full experience?

Whether it’s a bachelor’s last hurrah, a birthday bash that’ll be talked about for years, or a corporate event that needs a shot of adrenaline, I’m your ace in the hole. I don’t just bring the heat; I set the whole place on fire!

Imagine the electric energy of center stage, teleported right into your living room, hotel suite, or wherever your party pulse is beating. My moves will hypnotize, my smile will electrify, and my vivacious vibe will keep your guests buzzing long after last call.

From tantalizing teases to being the life of the party, I’ve got an uncanny knack for reading the room and delivering exactly what it craves. And hey, what happens at your shindig is locked in my vault – discretion isn’t just promised, it’s guaranteed.

Want to double the trouble? Team me up with my partner in crime, Bambi, for a dynamic duo that’ll blow your mind!

Don’t let your next gathering be just another footnote in the social calendar. Let’s craft an epic tale they’ll be recounting for ages. Seize the moment, grab that phone, and let’s turn your event into the stuff of legends!

Ready to ignite? I’m just a call away!

XOXO,

Lexus – Your Legendary Night Maker

For bookings and inquiries, please contact Bare Essentials. Must be 21 or older to book. All services adhere to legal and ethical guidelines.

Colt leaned back in his rickety computer chair, eyes fixed on the monitor before him. The biography stared back, adorned with tantalizing photographs that stoked the embers of his burgeoning obsession. He’d lost himself in a digital maze for the past hour, somehow winding up on the website of Bare Essentials, a Baltimore gentleman’s club with an all-too-familiar face among its roster. Pamela’s alter ego, Lexus, smiled at him from the page, her eyes holding secrets he hadn’t known to ask about. Beyond the expected stage routines and lap dances, her profile boasted of private party services, a detail conspicuously absent from her interview.

Dakota, my dear, you didn’t mention that as part of your résumé. Who was he to judge? All throughout the sex industry, everyone had secrets. No one laid all their cards on the table during an interview. Hell, if they did, half the girls wouldn’t make it through the door. Colt ran a hand through his hair, wondering what other surprises Pamela might be hiding behind that megawatt smile.

“Looking to turn your next event from mundane to mind-blowing.” Colt read those words out loud, shaking his head. He shifted, the chair again creaking in protest. “Christ, girl, what were you thinking? Private parties like that...” He trailed off, fingers drumming upon the desk.

Suddenly, his spine bowed, a cold realization washing over him. Parties. This is where she must’ve met the guys she prostituted herself out to. His jaw clenched, a surge of heat boiling in his chest. The thought of Pamela – young, vulnerable Pamela – in those situations made his stomach churn. But Colt inhaled a deep, purifying breath and rolled his head, willing the tension away. “You’re with us now. You’re safe. I’ll never let anyone hurt you here.

“Bambi?” Colt squinted at the screen, muscle memory kicking in as he fumbled for his coffee mug. It’s empty. He lifted it to eye level, as if accusing the ceramic of betrayal. “Figures.” He slammed it back down, the hollow clunk echoing his frustration. “Who the hell is Bambi?

“Dammit, Dakota.” He scrubbed a hand across his chin. “What else don’t I know about you?” His eyes lingered on her smiling face, and his shoulders gradually relaxed. “Can’t fault her for not spilling everything, I suppose.” Icy chills crept up his backbone. “Still ... private parties. Jesus, those can be dangerous.”

At the bottom of the webpage, two hyperlinks vied for Colt’s attention. “More pictures of Lexus” pulsed in electric blue, while “Lexus’s customer reviews” sat quietly beside it, holding the promise of deeper revelations. The average visitor would’ve reflexively clicked on the photos, hungry for more visual stimulation. But Colt, ever the professional, saw beyond the surface appeal. Sure, extra snapshots of Pamela would be a treat – and I will check them out eventually, no doubt – but those reviews ... they could unveil the true measure of her talents, her client dynamics, her star power. His finger hovered for a moment, then decisively tapped the mouse. He’d opened the reviews, eager to see how Pamela had built her reputation before joining Happy Ending Ranch.

Hey Bare Essentials crew,

Just had to drop a line about the bachelor party we threw last weekend. Man, what a night! We’ve done the whole stripper thing before, but Lexus? She’s in a league of her own.

First off, this girl knows how to read a room. We had a mix of guys – some total party animals, a couple of shy dudes, even the groom’s straitlaced cousin from Utah. Lexus had ‘em all eating out of her hand within minutes. She’d be wild and crazy one second, then switch to this sweet, girl-next-door vibe the next. Talk about range!

The best part? She made it feel like she was just one of the gang, hanging out and having fun. No awkward moments, no clock-watching. Hell, by the end of the night, she had us all doing this ridiculous dance contest. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

Only complaint? Time flew by way too fast. Next time (and I promise you, there will be a next time), we’re booking her for the whole night.

Thanks for making Kyle’s last hurrah as a single man one for the books. Lexus, you’re a rock star!

Cheers,

Mike D. (Annapolis, MD)

Hired Lexus for our company’s “team building” event. Skeptical at first, but wow.

Punctual and prepared

Adaptive performer (HR approved!)

Stunning looks, even better personality

Handled our eclectic group with ease

Discreet and professional throughout

Bottom line: Lexus turned a usually boring event into a memorable night. Our team’s still buzzing. Worth every penny.

J.T., Marketing Director

We would recommend Lexus to anyone wanting the best performer for a live act. Lexus is also a great actress who can roleplay any character that you want. She listens to the instructions you give her, is very prompt in returning your phone calls (she called within minutes after I called Bare Essentials and selected her), was early in her arrival and had everything ready to go. Not to mention she is even more beautiful and stunning than the pictures on your website suggest. After the show, the people at the party agreed that Lexus bent over backwards (literally) to please everyone and was very attentive. Even her two bodyguards were totally professional. Try Lexus at your next event. If you do, you’ll be extremely satisfied.

-An adoring fan

I had an awesome time. Lexus is HOT AS FUCK. I want to take her on a date and then ask her to marry me!

Just wanted to give major kudos to Lexus for putting on an awesome show for us on Saturday, March the 25th. All the guys had a great time and it made for a memorable evening and a memorable bachelor party. Thanks again.

--Malik from Baltimore

To whom it may concern,

I’ve been to my fair share of strip clubs and bachelor parties over the years – from Vegas to Bangkok and everywhere in between. It takes a lot to impress me these days, but Lexus managed to do just that at my buddy’s birthday bash last night.

Don’t get me wrong, Lexus is drop-dead gorgeous and knows how to work a room. But what really stood out was her professionalism and genuine personality. In an industry where it’s often all about the hustle, Lexus was a breath of fresh air.

She carried herself with class, engaged in actual conversations, and never made anyone feel pressured or uncomfortable. Unlike many dancers I’ve encountered who make it painfully obvious they’re just there for the cash, Lexus seemed to genuinely enjoy what she does. She performed with enthusiasm, but never crossed the line into sleazy territory.

What impressed me most was how she managed to be compensated fairly without resorting to aggressive tactics or constant solicitation. It was refreshing to see someone succeed in this business through talent and personality rather than pushy sales techniques.

I’m already planning a bachelor party for next month, and you can bet I’ll be requesting Lexus. She’s raised the bar for what professional adult entertainment should be.

Thank you for reading – Joseph

Lexus,

Just wanted to say thanks for coming out to Irvington a few days back and putting on a fabulous show for all of us. Everyone had a great time (especially the groom-to-be) and I hope you did as well. I also wanted to apologize for the inappropriate remarks made by one of the boys. Although Larry was drunk, he had no business saying something so crass and disrespectful toward you. Please accept my apology on his behalf.

Thanks again for an excellent time, Dennis

Lexus,

I never thought I’d be writing a review for a stripper, but here I am! My girlfriends surprised me with you for my bachelorette party, and I was honestly terrified at first. I’m not exactly the wild type, and the idea of a stranger stripping in my living room had me ready to hide under the couch.

But girl, you changed my mind so fast! You waltzed in with this contagious energy and had us all relaxing and giggling in no time. I loved how you took the time to chat with each of us, making sure everyone was comfortable before the show. And when my maid of honor mentioned I was nervous, you were so sweet about it.

Your dance moves are insane (seriously, how do you do that thing with the champagne bottle?), but what impressed me most was how you made it fun and classy at the same time. No raunchy vibes, just pure entertainment. You even got my super shy sister-in-law to join in for a dance!

Thanks for giving us a night to remember and for showing me that stepping out of my comfort zone can be amazing. You’ve got a fan for life.

-Rachel (soon-to-be Mrs. Thompson!)

P.S. The lingerie tips were spot on. My fiancé says thank you!

I wish we’d made Lexus and Bambi the final act because their show was impossible to beat, especially the sex toy/lesbian skit. They worked together very well and had all of us wondering if they were together in real life. Every mouth in the house was watering. Bambi was very funny and outgoing. Lexus dominated the attention of any man that she set her sights on. It’s a good thing that we had a thirty-minute intermission before the next show because everyone needed to cool off. As a final note, the pictures on your website do not do Lexus justice. She is HOT HOT HOT! Now I just gotta get another of my buddies married so I can book Lexus and Bambi again.

-Anonymous

I just wanted to let you know that Lexus did a show for our friend’s bachelor party this past Saturday afternoon and did a fantastic job. Not only was she on time and prepared, but she was just as gorgeous as advertised. Her absolutely adorable, feisty attitude topped off her perfectly toned body and beautiful, smiling face. Lexus made sure that everyone was having a blast. As for the show, well, I think our poor bachelor might be reconsidering. Nice work! We couldn’t have asked for a better dancer.