Chapter 30

The following week my Swim Club app chimes from a potential client wishing to make contact. The woman, Debra, is a very well-off elderly widow in the Muskegon area, she’s looking for a nice evening of dinner followed by, as she put it, “A delicious dessert of penilingus and dancing the horizontal tango.” I’ll admit I had to look it up on Google to decipher her cute terms. It’s not often I’ve heard a seventy-year-old woman refer to sex in such humorous if outdated slang. My initial thoughts are, well this will be interesting, a client old enough to be my grandmother wants to suck me and have sex. Jasmine did say to expect all ages and demographics.

We set up a dinner date in Muskegon at the Lake Effect Bistro & Lounge in the Shoreline Inn Hotel. Upon meeting, she could not express how grateful she was that I agreed to do this. Conversation with this wonderful woman fifty-some years my senior and who’s very full of life proved to be quite easy on my part. She shared so many interesting stories and facets of her life over our chicken cordon bleu, I almost forgot why we were really here.

She was widowed ten years ago after losing her husband to cancer. Following a period of grieving, she decided to move forward and live life to its fullest. Traveling, volunteering with charity groups, and trying her hand at various forms of art including writing - writing erotic stories to be exact.

Authoring tales of sex is something she learned that she’s very good at and even shares them on an erotic story site for others to enjoy. She gave me the link; it’s called WRIST or STROKE or something like that. Her nickname on the site is ExperiencedVixen. Her readers love her unique style of using vintage terms when it comes to describing anatomy and sexual acts, she’s truly one-of-a-kind. Writing these stories reawakened a passion to have sex again after all these years; free-spirited and carefree sex as she remembers when she was young. Hence, here we are.

All through dinner her eyes never leave me, in her words she’s in giddy awe that such a handsome young man is all hers for the evening. Even in her seventies, I can easily see that in her younger years she must have been quite a hottie who had all the boys chasing her.

After dinner, we go up to her room. Sparing too many nitty-gritty details, she begins the evening by slowly removing my clothes. Taking her sweet time, she eyes every inch of my body with interest and appreciation, especially my private parts. Closing in and focusing on my groin, she gently takes me into her mouth for the most tender, loving, and lengthy suckle.

I can see why her readers enjoy her terminology, I like it too as she assures me, “Oh, Will, you smell good, so fresh and young as a young man should. Your Maypole is simply wonderful! It’s perfect in size for a woman to enjoy, and it tastes very nice.” This is followed by further encouragement of, “When you reach the tippy-top of Mount Elation, you go right ahead and let nature run its course. I would be thrilled to receive your egg whites.” I don’t think I’ve ever heard it’s okay to cum in my mouth ever put so eloquently.

Tonight, I’m the epitome of a soft-spoken gentleman letting her guide everything she wants to do. (No demanding suck my cock and suck it good speak as Vicky wanted, haha!) Once she’s had her mouth fun, including elevating me to the summit of Mount Elation and receiving my equivalent of the main ingredient for meringue, we move on to plenty of robust but gentle horizontal tangoing in the bed. We tango in a variety of easy positions until she’s ready for a rest from the overlapping tides of pleasure.

Debra is so ecstatic to have experienced real orgasms again or, as she calls them, let-go’s. She describes the experience as, “A deep soul-rocking brought forth by the joining of paunches.” She can’t get enough of me teasing and pleasing her throughout with little kisses, licks, and caresses on all her special spots.

She’s such a sweet lady, I decide to give her a surprise and show her my hidden talent of sucking myself. Blown away, she explains that she’d heard such a thing was possible, but never dreamed she would actually see it for real in her lifetime. I gave it a healthy sucking but couldn’t reach climax being that I recently ejaculated a couple of times, she said it was okay and thanked me for the show anyway.

Giggling at the thought of how extra kinky it was that I would even cum in my own mouth, she said, “Back in my day, no boy would ever admit to having a holy-poker, even his own, anywhere near his mouth or knowing what spa-jizzy tastes like.”

Leaning in to plant several loving kisses up and down the length of my shaft and on my balls, she says, “Take care of this wonderful fadoodle of yours, it’s truly a champion designed to make women happy.”