Chapter 4: The Rest of the Family

“It feels like we’re returning to Kansas from Oz,” Sarah observed over breakfast, “I don’t think life can ever be quite the same as it was!”

Kryssie winked at her mom and giggled. Despite the intense family orgy we had the night before, all of us had awakened that morning just as horny as if it had never happened. Pop and I had each screwed both of the girls before we ever got dressed, and then the girls did each other while Pop and I watched!

“This has been a turning point for all of us,” Pop agreed introspectively, “We’ve all made new discoveries about our sexuality, and found a depth of love and sharing in this family that I could never have dreamed of, even just a couple of days ago!”

We were silent a moment while we digested Pop’s statement. Then Sarah broke the silence with a thunderous belch, and everybody cracked up. Pop threw a biscuit at her.

We checked out of the hotel and piled into the limo, me in the front this time so Pop and I could talk business. We put up the privacy screen so we wouldn’t be distracted by the loud slurping and moaning noises emerging from the back seat.

“I don’t know how Jackie, your other sister, is going to take all these new developments in the family,” Pop told me as we entered the freeway. “Take my word for it – Jackie’s daddy issues are just as intense as Kryssie’s, and both of them have demanded my attention since Sarah and I hooked up. After I started fucking Krys, Jackie got really upset and withdrawn. I haven’t slept with her because her mom insists on treating her like a little girl, but Jackie wants me to. She wants the same amount of affection her sister’s getting, and just like her sister, she thinks fucking me is the only way to get it.”

He sighed. “Now, as if things weren’t complicated enough, you enter the picture, son. For the past year, both the girls have been mooning over your high school pictures, and Jackie’s been especially anxious to meet you. I believe she’s been fantasizing that you’ll be her father figure since Krys stole me away, and that she would have you all to herself. She’s not going to like the fact that you and Krys have hooked up before she’s even had the chance to meet you. It will break her heart, and may even make her hate her sister. There’s gonna be some fireworks, I’m afraid.”

“She’s three years younger than Krys?” I asked.

“Two,” he said, “she’s sixteen. Krys will be nineteen in September, and Jackie will turn seventeen in October.”

“Wow,” I said. “I’m glad I’m not a teenager anymore, Pop. When I was in high school, I had it all. I was doing well in school, star wrestler, had a happy family life at home, the car lot was doing great, and all was right with the world. I was still miserable. Trying to grow up, afraid to grow up, afraid of girls, you name it. And I wasn’t a lonely kid with daddy issues.”

“That’s the crux of it,” Pop agreed. “She’ll want to make you her daddy, Ken. Don’t let her do it.”

“Thanks for the warning, Pop,” I replied, “No, being the daddy is your department. Tell you what, when I meet her I’ll be friendly, and let her know I’m interested in her, but then Kryssie and I will disappear so you can snag her for some father-daughter time. That way you and Jackie can kind of get things straight before she starts getting all hung up on me.”

“Thanks, Kenny. Sounds like a plan. Next week, though, starting Tuesday, Sarah and I had planned to be on the road for ten days or so, looking over the new dealerships. Will you be able to deal with both of the girls by yourself?”

I shook my head ‘no’ in response. “Why don’t you take Jackie on the road with you and Sarah, Pop? You need quality time with her, and Krys can stay home with me!”

Dad threw me a startled glance, thought about it a little bit, and smiled broadly. “Now there’s an idea, son, I like it, and I think Sarah will, too! We’ll hoist it up the flagpole and see how it waves, anyway.”

“What about my job, Pop? What am I supposed to do for the next two weeks? I mean, I can stay busy with Kryssie, but I want to start earning my bread!”

“Sarah has your job laid out in her office, in a pile of folders about a foot thick,” he replied. “This weekend, I had planned to just let you get settled into the house. There’s a spare bedroom if you want your own space, but now I imagine Kryssie’s going to want you to move in with her. You guys can find your own place later if you want, but there’s more than enough room at the house.”

“Aren’t we still at home?” I asked. “I mean, my home is wherever you are, but I meant the house we lived in with mom.”

“I had to sell it to keep the business afloat, son. I was living in an apartment when I met Sarah.” Dad glanced at me apprehensively.

“I understand, Pop.” I said soothingly, although I felt a pang of regret for my lost childhood. “Where’s the new house?”

“We bought a little place in Gold Canyon,” he smirked. “I think you’ll like it!”

“Oh, I’m sure!” Gold Canyon was a new development when I left Central City, a bit remote from the city proper. I recalled it as a pretty ritzy neighborhood, with lots of big ranch houses and swimming pools.

“Anyway, son, Monday morning we’ll head down to the shop. You’ll have an office of your own, so you can sit down with Miles and let him train you on the computer network. He’ll also train you in GM corporate culture, warranty conditions, and the GM parts and inventory logistics system. He’ll sit down with you, me, and Sarah to discuss the Giancosimo situation, too. He’s really looking forward to seeing you again!”

“And I look forward to seeing him!” Miles McKilhenny was Pop’s best friend, really a part of the family. I had called him ‘Uncle Miles’ ever since I was little.

“You’ll have a couple of days to familiarize yourself with the system, and then you’re going to audit the service department for me.” Pop looked over and raised an eyebrow at me. “Think you can handle it?”

“Sure, Pop, I’ll give it my best shot!” I declared. “Why do you need an audit from me, though? That dealership practically runs itself, you said so yourself. I’m sure everything’s fine.”

Dad looked at me sternly. “Because it’s going to be your job to make sure it runs by itself! This lot and seven more similar to it! I’m not giving you a make work job, son, I have too much to do! You’re gonna be busting your ass!”

I grinned at him. “Wouldn’t have it any other way!” I settled back in the leather seat, more confident than I had been about this job. After seeing his joy and relief at patching up the rift between us, a small part of me had been worried that this was indeed a fluff job, busy work for the boss’ kid. Work has never bothered me, but sponging has.

The intercom beeped. “Yayus?” I drawled, hitting the comm button.

“You guys pull over somewhere, we need to pee.” Sarah’s voice informed us.

“Okey Dokey! Roger and out!” Dad snickered and rolled the glass down.

“Holy shit, wouldja look at that!” I whispered to Pop. He manuvered the rear view so he could see the breathtakingly hot scene in the back seat!

Sarah was on the big back bench seat, legs spread wide, her feet on the seat. Kryssie was kneeling on the floor, bent over to suck and lick her mother’s juicy cunt and asshole, her own beautiful little pink asshole and glistening cunt poked right at us!

We passed a sign that advised us a rest area was a mile away. Pop said, “Git ‘em, Kenny! I’ll be there as soon as I can park this bitch!”

I shucked my shorts and hopped through that partition as quick and quiet as a mouse. I don’t think anything would have bothered those girls at that particular moment, though!

“Yeah!” Kryssie gasped as I grabbed a handful of hot butt cheek in either hand, stretching them as far apart as I could to allow my engorged cock easy access to her soaking twat!

She reached underneath her flat belly to grab the head of my phallus, guiding it into the entrance of her love canal, moaning as I thrust into her hard and deep!

“Oooohhhhh, Kenny, so hard, baby, sooooo gooood!” the beautiful blonde moaned, her pelvis thrusting back and forth on my rigid cock!

The limo swayed a bit as Pop turned into the rest area. Sarah flipped over on her belly to let Kryssie munch her asshole, her big tits mashed into the car seat. Krys inserted her fingers, then balled them up and began fisting her mom’s soaking cunt, making the older woman shriek with excitement!

I sawed my hard cock in and out of my stepsister, turned on like a fucking light bulb as I watched her fisting her mom! Sarah was going wild, thrusting her gash back and forth on Kryssie’s arm, slapping the upholstery, shouting and spitting her lust!

“Jesus fuck, Kryssie, fuck your momma!” Sarah yelled! The gorgeous brunette’s pelvis jerked and swiveled, and her tongue darted in and out of her luscious mouth as Kryssie’s little fist hammered in and out of her gushing cooze! The sounds and smells of hot sex filled the air as Pop parked our big fuck truck!

I hammered away at Kryssie’s tight pussy! I was as hard as steel, and thoroughly enjoying the sight of her perfectly formed ass rockin’ and rollin’ and thumpin’ and bumpin’ on my fat pole! I fucked steadily, relaxed and happy, my orgasm not imminent. This fuck was just getting started!

“Papa’s gonna ball you long time, niñita!” I told the wanton teen. “Wiggle that juicy ass for your big brother! He’s gonna be dickin’ your sluttish hole all day long!”

Sarah jumped for my Pop when he opened the door, yanked down his borrowed gym shorts and slurped his rapidly stiffening member into her eager mouth! She clambered on all fours on the seat, squeezing and clawing at dad’s ass cheeks to pull him closer!

We fucked and sucked with abandon, all four of us going at each other like animals! After a half hour or so, though, we slowed things down a bit.

I spooned my body to Kryssie’s, still thrusting in and out of her from behind, letting her gently ride my cock while I kissed her softly. We needed a quiet time, a break from all the hot fuck action we had been enjoying with Sarah and Pop to get our heads together.

Krys, responding to my affection like it was an oasis in a desert, melted into my embrace while I moved inside her and whispered in her ear, “Kryssie, my darling, my angel, I can’t believe how lucky I am! I just can’t believe that this breathtaking woman in my arms would ever give herself to me, to allow me to touch her perfection! I want you like I’ve never wanted anybody, baby, I can’t get enough of you! We’re only getting started, baby, this love affair is only getting started!”

My angelic teen lover cried tears of joy as we rocked back and forth, all her loneliness and self-doubt utterly vanquished. “Kenny, oh baby, you’ve made me so happy! I’ve never felt so loved, so wanted!” she murmured. “I never want this time to end! When I’m with you the rest of the world is nothing, nothing at all! There’s only you and me Kenny, you’re my whole world!”

Over on the seat, Sarah and Pop had taken a cue from us, Pop spooned up behind his wife’s curled up body, slowly fucking his hard cock in and out of her, her beautiful face wreathed in a smile as he whispered softly to her.

We all enjoyed that loving interlude after the intense orgiastic frenzy that had gripped us. It felt to me like our family was coming down from a high, trying to accept a magnificent new reality that we had discovered with each other. The world was a brand new place for all of us!.

After we all finished making love, we got decent enough to use the rest area’s facilities and grab some bottled water from the vending machine. I grabbed some paper towels from the men’s room to help Pop clean up the limo. Jesus, but we were a juicy bunch!

When the girls came back and we all clambered in the back of the limo for a family powwow. Krys nestled close to me, as Sarah did with Pop, but for once we all kept our clothes on!

“Get ready, troops, here comes reality!” Pop began. “Before we go home, we need to have a frank discussion about what’s going to be happening in the next few weeks. I absolutely adore all of you, but we can’t just have orgies every night, we’ve got a LOT of work coming up.”

Kryssie whined a little when Pop said we couldn’t keep up the orgies, but cheered up when her mom patted her little fanny and said, “We’ll still have the weekends, dear.”

“Seriously Krys,” Pop continued, “first we need to talk about you and Jackie. I’m delighted that you and Ken have formed an attachment, but Jackie will be hurt by it, and for good reason. Kenny and I may have come up with a plan to ease the blow for Jackie, but we need to make sure everybody’s on the same page.”

“Why should she be hurt about me and Kenny?” Krys flared. “I don’t care! Kenny’s mine! Jackie can sit on a plunger and twirl!” I snorted laughter, and even Pop and Sarah had to fight to keep a straight face!

“I need you to be an adult right now, Kryssie.” Pop said sternly. “Jackie already thinks you’ve stolen me away from her, and now she’s going to think you’ve stolen Ken, too, before she ever even got to meet him! She’s going to be hurt and angry, and she’ll have a right to feel that way! Is that what you want?”

Sarah added, “You two have been mooning over at Kenny’s old pictures together for over a year now. Don’t you think she’s been dreaming about meeting him, too? You’re both young women, now, Kryssie, and you’re going to have to stop seeing your sister as a nuisance little kid. She’s a young woman that needs a friend and a sister, not competition for the ones she loves.”

Krys sat up, her beautiful mouth open, her expression one of hurt, confusion, and anger all at once. “I love Jackie!” she exclaimed. “I don’t want to hurt her, or anything like that, but I can’t help it if Kenny and I fell for each other! I mean, what can I do about it? She’ll just have to get over it!”

“Easy, babe,” I interjected. “Do you remember when you were Jackie’s age? How you felt about men? How you felt about yourself?” She nodded.

“Well, Jackie’s having the same problems you were. She’s just as confused and lonely as you were. Try looking at her as a younger version of yourself.”

Kryssie simmered down. “I guess I’ve never really looked at her that way.” She thought for a minute, then looked at her mother, distressed. “Oh my God, momma! Do you think she wants men the way I do? That she’s a nympho too?” Sarah answered her with a helpless shrug. Krys began to cry softly, for the first time seeing her sister as a troubled friend, a young woman with feelings and desires, and not just as a pesky little kid.

Sarah, too looked troubled. “She might be, baby. I haven’t thought about it, either. I’ve always treated you both like little kids, as if you need to be protected from the world.” My beautiful stepmom grinned wickedly. “If she is a nympho, she comes by it honest. Her mom and her big sister both luuuuv balling big dicks!” Everybody chuckled. “Did you say you had a plan, Bobby?” she asked her husband.

Pop nodded, “A short term solution, anyway. When we start our inspection tour Tuesday, Kenny suggested we take Jackie with us. That way she and I will have some time to try and heal the rift that’s grown between us, and she won’t be tempted to make a father figure out of Kenny. You’ll have a chance to reconnect with her, too.” “And I’ll have a chance to get familiar with my new job, and have some time alone with Kryssie, without torturing Jackie by making her watch us together.” I said.

Sarah thought for a moment, weighing the implications. “That sounds like a very elegant and simple solution to a very big problem! Maybe we can use the trip to get inside the kid’s head.” Her face clouded. “But we’re going to be working all day! What is she going to do?”

“Amy can come too!” Pop suggested. “We’ll ask; but even if Amy can’t go, Jackie’s coming with us.”

“What if she doesn’t want to go?” asked Kryssie. “She’s only going to get to spend a day or two with her new big brother.”

“That’s one of the reasons we’re taking her, baby” Pop said, “and I really don’t care if she wants to or not. I’m the dad. It’s not a request.”

Sarah lay her head in his lap, looking up at him. “Yes sir!” she breathed sexily.

Pop bomped the end of Sarah’s nose playfully with his finger. “We all need to be careful of Jackie’s feelings tonight, understand?” he asked generally.

“What do we do, daddy?” Kryssie asked nervously.

“All four of us need to pay a lot of attention to her this evening.” Pop said firmly. “And you, Kryssie, need to remind her that she’s your best friend.”

“I am her friend, daddy! She’s my sister, we tell everything to each other! At least, we used to.” the blonde teen said sadly.

“Tell her how much that means to you, baby.” I said. “Like your mom told Pop about me, the only way to earn her trust back is to be straight up with her. We’re family, and all we have is each other. No more beating around the bush, or waiting for each other to read each other’s mind. We either trust each other or we don’t, and that goes for Jackie, too. I do.”

“I do.” Kryssie whispered back. “But I’m scared! What if she’s so mad at me that she can’t love me any more!”

“She’s scared of the same things you are, Kryssie.” Sarah said gently. “To her, you’re her ‘perfect’ big sister. She thinks she’s not as pretty as you, or as desirable, or as smart as you, either. She’s scared that you’re going to leave her behind.”

Kryssie gaped at her mom. Clearly, all of the angst Jackie was going through had never crossed her mind. Then her expression became determined.

“Well, we’ll just have to put a stop to all that!” she declared. “She and I will have a little girl talk.”

“That’s my girl!” Pop said approvingly. “Ken, I need you to show Jackie some interest and affection, but I’m going to sleep with her tonight. I need to show her that I love her just as much as Kryssie. You’ll have to take care of these two wenches.” He gestured at Sarah and Krys.

“Aw, geeze, Pop, do I gotta?” I whined. “Okay, if I gotta, I gotta...” Krys broke up laughing while Sarah assumed an expression of mock outrage.

“Yeah, son, I know it’s a chore, but help out an old man, wouldja?” Pop grinned, fending off Sarah’s swatting hands!

“A chore, am I?” she railed. “See how much nookie you get tonight, buster!”

Pop rabbed his wife’s shoulders and pushed her down flat on her back on the car seat, ripped off her blouse, and shoved his dick in her mouth!

“Son,” he ordered me, “You need to get over here and fuck all the shit out of your stepmother’s asshole! We’re going on the road in a couple of days, and she ain’t gonna be able to slut her whorish shitter on your big wang for a couple of weeks! Kryssie, you just bring that hot little ass of yours over here to suck my ass and lick my balls!”

I saluted my father and shucked down my shorts. Sarah slurped and sucked on my Pop’s prick ecstatically when I hooked her legs over my shoulders, eagerly anticipating my giant cock reaming in and out of her tender anus! Jesus, I’ve never known anybody that’s as hung up on ass-fucking as Sarah is! Well, except me, that is...

Pop hummed appreciatively as Kryssie stuck her fine little butt into his face, and slowly licked her crotch from pussy to asshole! Then the pretty teen got on her knees to bury her face in his ass, french his anus, and reach between his legs to jack his cock!

Sarah shouted as I skewered her ass with the hard, throbbing cock she craved, shook and wiggled her butt, and humped it upwards to meet my violent thrusts!

“Fuck that hard cock up my butt, boy!” my stepmother demanded loudly. “Spunk another big wad up my ass! Give momma all that big dick!”

I grabbed a handful of Sarah’s luxuriant chestnut hair, yanked her mouth to mine for a tongue fight, and playfully slapped and milked her big titties! Her nipples were hard as rocks, and her fingernails clawed at my ass!

Pop had lain Kryssie down on the seat, her knees draped over each of his shoulders while he jackhammered his big meat into her sweet twat! Her own fingernails raked his back while she writhed and moaned! me cum on it! Fuck me, daddy! Fuck your little whore!”

“Suck it, slut!” I shouted! “Eat my spunk! Suck my shitty cock! Gahh!”

I creamed and creamed in Sarah’s mouth! She swallowed as fast as she could, but some the hot, sticky jizz still leaked from her lips to run down her chin and drip onto her heaving tits! After she milked every last bit of choad from my dick, she used her fingers to capture every last drop on her face and chest, and licked them clean as she grinned naughtily up at me!

I looked over to see how my Pop was faring with Krys. He had straightened up to put his hands on the back of the car seat, and his huge meat plunged almost straight down into my stepsister’s asshole! He grunted like an animal with each pile driver thrust, balls deep in and out of her tight bung hole!

Kryssie shouted in ecstasy! Each time Pop shoved his fat cock up her butt and slapped her ass cheeks with his balls, hot juice would squirt from her spewing cunt to splatter his belly, running down to drip on her face and heaving breasts!

“Ahhh! Daddy, so goood! So fucking hot! Cumming!” Kryssie yelled at me! “His dick’s so big, momma! He fills my ass so goood! He makes me cum so hard!”

Pop fell back onto the seat, and Krys immediately grabbed his cock with both hands to pump and squeeze out the creamy goodness! He shot his load into her grinning mouth, and all over her sweet tits and puffy nipples!

Sarah jumped on Krys to greedily lick and suck her husband’s jism off her daughter’s beautiful teenage breasts, and Kryssie tried her best to return the favor! The mother and daughter duo’s kiss was lustful and long, their slut tongues darting and dueling as they ground their tits and crotches together! If not for the intense ass-fuck I had just finished, I would have gotten hard just watching them!

Finally, they broke apart, looking up at us lustfully, both of them ready for more action! Krys looked hungrily at my cock, and so did Sarah!

“Now, girls, we have to go home sometime,” Pop said, answered by whines of protest. Sarah made a grab for me, but I avoided her horny grasp by jumping through the partition into the front seat. She laughed, but the look she gave me was predatory, and I knew she still had plans for me.

Kryssie’s look was longing, and I wanted nothing more than to jump back there with both of them and make love all day long, but Pop was right, we had other shit to accomplish that day.

Everybody got dressed. Sarah rode up front with Pop, giving my cock a squeeze before climbing in. I sat in back with Krys, who jumped into my lap to cuddle as soon as I sat down. I held her close, kissing her softly and nuzzling her neck.

“I don’t want these days with you to end, baby,” she said wistfully. “These past two days have been magical. I feel like a different person since I met you. I’m not afraid of anything anymore.”

“Me too,” I whispered back. “Things can never be the same for either one of us, Sarah and Pop either. Like Pop said, we’ve all discovered things about our selves, and we’re not done yet. We haven’t found out how Jackie’s going to fit in our family circle yet, for one thing.”

“Let me tell you something about Jackie,” Krys said matter-of-factly. “Daddy and Momma are worried that she’s going to be hurt by you and I getting together, and I guess maybe she might. But she’s not the delicate little flower they make her out to be. She’s gonna be very determined to make sure she gets her shot at you. She’s going to come on to you hard when she finds out about you and me, and you’ll need to fuck the dog shit out of her!”

“How do you feel about that, Krys? How should I handle it?” I didn’t want to piss off or hurt anybody, but if somebody had to get hurt, I wanted to make damn sure it wasn’t Krys!

Krys leered at me. “I want you to fuck her brains out, baby! I get so turned on by thinking about you stuffing that giant dick into her little cunt and asshole that I just want to cream my panties!”

“What panties?” I teased, reaching under her dress to caress her sweet little snatch! She humped my hand eagerly, totally horny at the thought of me fucking her little sister’s young twat!

We got home about one o’clock. When I got my first look at the big, luxurious, Spanish-style house, I whistled in appreciation. It’s L-shaped, with a three-story wing for eating and entertaining, and a two-story wing for bedrooms and family. The main entrance is a big stone portico with a huge black oak door and ornate stained glass sidelights. Inside the front door is the foyer with its big coat closet and a rustic wooden bench for pulling shoes and boots on and off. A long hallway on the left leads to the bedroom wing, while the eating and entertainment wing is straight ahead.

The foyer leads into a large sunken living room/recreation area, with a huge mountain stone fireplace and vaulted ceilings. Beyond the living room is the humongous kitchen, with its big dining table and a breakfast bar, two islands, a walk-in pantry/storage closet, and just about every stainless steel appliance you can think of. The far wall is made of glass, with a sliding door leading onto a wide balcony overlooking the pool. A wide oak staircase leads upstairs from the kitchen to a big finished attic space, and downstairs to the gym/pool area. Downstairs has a complete home gym, (I sighed happily when I saw it!) a full bathroom with a shower, a huge laundry area, and the indoor portion of the indoor/outdoor pool. The pool is divided by a garage-door type of partition that can be raised or lowered in summer or winter.

The bedroom wing is two stories. On the first floor, a long central hallway leads past four bedrooms, each with its own full bathroom and a walk-in closet. The huge master suite takes the entire far end of the first floor. It consists of the huge bedroom, two walk-in closets and full bath with a roomy walk-in shower and a jacuzzi tub, a reading/entertainment area that consisted of two couches facing each other in front of a gas fireplace and huge wall-mounted TV, and the biggest bed I’d ever seen! (Pop told me it was a custom made fifteen by fifteen foot mattress on a plywood base. He said it looked really expensive, but really wasn’t.) He winked and smiled at me, saying, “I knew we got that big ass bed for a reason! We’re gonna have a lot of fun in that big boy!”)

Kryssie’s and Jackie’s bedrooms were just up the hall from their parents. Both were huge, about four hundred square feet, each with a walk-in closet and a bathroom with a shower. Another bedroom on the first floor held all my childhood belongings, set up as close as possible to my old room at home. I turned to hug my Pop, speechless. He said roughly, “I always expected you home, son. Even after I remarried.”

The second floor of the bedroom wing is essentially a carbon copy of the first, with four more bedroom suites and a big extra room/ storage area above the downstairs master suite.

There were two other buildings on the ranch. One is a huge separate five-car garage, connected to the house by a covered walk from the pool area. Besides the garage area, it has a full attic with its own bathroom. There were two cars (a Corvette and a Suburban) and a Vespa scooter in it. The attic was empty. The other building was a two-story guest house that was located about fifty yards from the main house, at the upper end of the vee. It had three bedrooms, two baths, and its own garage. It was currently empty.

My mouth had been hanging open the entire time Pop had been showing me the place. “How in the hell did you afford it, Pop?” I asked in amazement. “This place has to be worth six or eight million, easy!”

“Because of massive corporate inefficiency, son!” Pop answered. “GM built this place as a corporate retreat in the nineties. They really built it as a tax write-off, and never used it. I mean, how many wealthy white-collar types want to come to central Texas for a seminar when they can go to Cancun or Barbados? When I was awarded that Top Dealer prize, an exec mentioned that the new CEO in Detroit wanted to get rid of the place. They had just finished a complete remodel and upgrade, but were having problems finding a buyer. I asked about it, and they let me have it for a million bucks, just to get rid of it! I gave them a hundred g’s down, and they financed the rest at two percent! Even if I can’t afford to hang onto the place, there’s no way I can lose money on it!” I shook my head. My Pop could smell an opportunity from across the state.

After we finished the tour, Sarah called about Jackie. “Hello, Sandy? Hi, we’re home at last! Did the girls destroy the place? ... No, we’re all good. Yes, Kenny’s here and he’s anxious to meet his other sister ... Yeah, that’s fine ... Do you need me to come get them? ... Okay, see you guys in an hour or so ... Bye.”

“Jackie, Amy and Sandy will be here in an hour,” my beautiful stepmom announced. “They all want to meet you, Kenny, and Sandy said Jackie’s been talking about you nonstop all weekend.” She leered at me.

“Killer!” Dad said. “Kenny that’ll give you and me time to drive this cum-splattered beast back to the shop, and you can pick out whatever you want to drive. Just put your bags on the stairs, we’ll get them later.”