Chapter 62: New Year

-- JANUARY --

“Jaysis fookin’ Christ I’m drunk...” my personal freckled redhead groaned as she staggered with me into our rented house’s master bedroom, my shoulder beneath her armpit for support about an hour after midnight.

“‘I’m drunk’?” I quoted. “Shouldn’t a proper Irish lass have more colorful expressions to express her inebriation?”

“Imma plastered, hammered, shitfaced, and wrecked,” she muttered with a wide, toothy grin of delirious amusement.

I waggled my head. “Eh, still pretty generic.”

“Imma bollocksed, battered, wrecked, an’ off me trolley.”

“Okay, okay...”

“Imma flutered, langered, ossified, and ... Oof!” As I laid her down across the king-size bed, Naimh flopped back and let her arms land ... wherever. She giggled and grinned, adding, “I’m stocious. I went away witta fairies. An’ I went balloobas.”

“Wait, ‘balloobas’? That’s not real. You made that up.”

“I swear it’s real [hiccup!].” She giggled and slid her hands beneath her haphazard Hello Kitty bikini top, squeezing her own breasts. After all this time, I could scarcely believe she was still wearing it at all. We’d all dried out by now (water-wise, definitely not alcohol-wise), and by the end of the night we were all still clad in just our Sanrio swimwear.

Even me.

Sigh.

Naimh was still giggling. “I’m so goosed I think I’m transmoglified.”

“Okay now I know you’re making shit up.” I chuckled and shook my head at her.

“No need to lie when the truth is stranger than fiction,” she replied with a warm, sunny smile and a happy sigh of contentment. Extending both arms to me, my loving Head Girlfriend smiled and said, “Come to me, Matty.”

I smiled just as warmly back to her and climbed onto the bed beside her, but rather than lie down next to her, I kept myself propped up with one elbow. “We should probably take a shower before bed.”

“Prolly. Whenevs Alice and Eva finish up.”

A low moan sounded right on cue from the master bathroom. It was Alice’s and Eva’s turn to spend the night with me, and they’d gone in together to shower first while I’d still been with Naimh downstairs. Given that this was supposed to be their night, I’d originally suggested I go with them. But both girls had insisted I stay right where I was, with the redhead in my lap. They’d both gotten fucked enough already.

Still, now that I was here, I was tempted to go join them. Or at least watch.

But Naimh giggled again, grabbed my hand, and squeezed it. “Let them take their time. Meanwhile ... Ooh, what have we here?”

My Head Girlfriend’s hand had slid back inside the waistband of my Dear Daniel swim briefs, wrapping her warm fingers around my semi-hard chubby, and she gave it an experimental tug.

I groaned and glanced down at her, murmuring, “You can’t still be horny, can you?”

“I mos’ cer’tn’lee can, whiniv’rye’am roun’dya.”

“Well that I can believe,” I told her sincerely, bending over to meet Naimh’s lips for a sweetly tender kiss.

Throughout our entire relationship, Naimh’s raw sexual attraction to me had been as consistent as the sunrise. Sure, there were some days when her white-hot radiant heat was hidden behind the clouds of The Rule, social graces, or simple patience to wait her turn; but it was always there each and every day.

And it had certainly been there tonight, with her loud-and-proud passion during the hot tub orgy, her teasing smiles and flirtatious caresses as we took a break to count down the New Year with champagne, and her energetic fervor for one more round of wild-and-crazy sex AFTER the New Year.

But while she would always be horny for me, now that we were in bed, she didn’t try to escalate our liplock into something more. The sultry, sexy redhead simply wrapped me up in her arms and held me close, enjoying the moment. She even pulled her hand out of my tight swimsuit to hug me, actually letting go of my erection for once.

Perhaps she was actually fucked out for once.

Nah...

As if to prove my point, Naimh rolled me onto my back and slipped her hand beneath my waistband once again. The tight constriction of the spandex material proved frustrating, however, so she broke our kiss to slide herself a little further down the bed and start tugging the offensive material down the length of my legs. I was more than happy to get the damn thing off me, so I raised my ass off the mattress to help. And ten seconds later, the lusty, busty redhead was right back in my arms.

“How many times have you already cum tonight?” she asked me while wrapping her fingers around my rod and slow-stroking it.

I blinked and shook my head. “I’m not actually sure. Four? Five? I think?”

Naimh pursed her lips. “Well the first was out in the hot tub when Belle pulled you outta me pussy and swallowed your load.”

“Right.”

“You didn’t cum again while we were in the hot tub, did you? Sam and Mari blew you hard again, and Eva went for a ride, but then I left.”

I shook my head, explaining, “I got Eva off in my lap, but the water started getting cold after being exposed to the outside air for so long, so we packed it in and headed back inside.”

“Mmm ... and I’d finally got me face into Skylar’s pussy,” Naimh remarked dreamily.

“I’m admittedly a bit annoyed that I missed seeing it.”

“Oh you shoulda been there, Matty. It was spectacular.”

“Please don’t rub it in. Again.”

“You can’t really complain. You still got to watch us having a sixty-nine later on. And I promise you’ll get to watch us eatin’ each other out many, many more times to come.”

“I know. But I missed watching the first time, you know?”

“Sometimes I think this group puts a little too much stock in ‘The First Time’ we do anythin’,” she muttered, raising both hands to mime the air quotes before resuming her handjob.

“Sometimes,” I agreed.

“Then again, I still haven’t seen any times of you fucking Skylar yet,” she complained somewhat bitterly.

“We had sex in the hot tub.”

“And I couldn’t see anything,” Naimh insisted. “With your bellies pressed together, for all I know she was simply giving you a lap dance.”

“She had me inside of her.”

“I believe you, but I still couldn’t see it. And then she didn’t want to have sex with you again the rest of the night.”

“She’s sore. It’s understandable. I gave her pussy a really rough workout yesterday and she’s not used to this much activity.”

“She’s not used to your weapon,” Naimh said with a laugh. “I’m sure if she’d hooked up with a man in possession of a perfectly average penis, she’d be just fine.”

I waggled my head. “Well, perhaps.”

“Maybe I can still talk her into letting you into her sacred core.”

I snorted and shook my head. “I’m not sure if that would be more comfortable or less than letting me into her overused pussy.”

“One way to find out.”

“Not tonight, Neevie.”

“O’course not tonight. This last erection is for me.”

“And you’re welcome to it. Just ... don’t expect too much of me. After four or five ejaculations, I’m feeling a little ‘overused’ myself.”

“Nah. Ya just lay there and let me love you, luv.” Naimh’s emerald-green eyes glittered as she pulled her Hello Kitty bikini bottoms off, dropped them next to my Dear Daniel swim briefs, and then swung a leg over my lap. Holding my erection steady, she swabbed my cockhead through her soaking-wet furrow, still damp from all of her repeated orgasms (plus some of my leftover semen as well). And then she slowly sank herself all the way down.

“Nnnngggghhhh...” I groaned at the exquisite sensations of my stiff schlong being swallowed up by my sexy redhead’s succulent snatch.

“Mmmmm...” my lover moaned as she felt herself being filled to the max by my thick column of meat. Naimh closed her eyes and let her head loll backwards, exhaling slowly while she arched her back so that her glorious mane of red hair dipped down to drape over my shins.

The position thrust her proud, semi-naked breasts into the air. And I let my fingertips glide up and down the taut musculature of her exposed abs before slipping southward to her red-tufted juncture so that my thumb could tease her little love button.

Naimh suddenly sat up and opened her eyes. “Ooh, now I remember your second orgasm. Zofi was on top of you, just like this. She’d arched her back the way I just did, incredibly flexible, until her head was between your knees. Sam and Alice ducked their heads to suck on her tits while I reached down to rub her clit. She shivered and started cumming, but her spasms made her slide backwards until she actually slipped off your dick, right when you were starting to cum.”

“And you ducked your head down to slurp me into your mouth and swallow my load.”

“I did, didn’t I?” Naimh remarked brightly. “That was fun.”

“I’m glad you were having a good time.”

“And then Belle of course tackled me and stuck her tongue in me mouth to try and scrape out everything she could find.”

“That’s Belle being Belle.”

Naimh nodded and then frowned. “I thought that was your third load.”

I shook my head but then paused. “Wait, was it?”

“Well you said you didn’t cum out in the hot tub with Eva. But I coulda sworn Eva said she still got your second load.” Naimh frowned, tapping the side of her head with her left index finger and closing her left eye shut. Meanwhile, she continued undulating herself slowly in my lap, carving my cock around her vaginal canal’s inner walls. “Where did you go when you all came inside?”

“Straight to you. And you told me I’d just missed you getting your face into Skylar’s pussy for the first time.”

“And you asked to see a replay, but she’d gone upstairs with Luna by then. Now I remember.”

“And you decided you wanted to feel me in your sacred core.”

“Ooh! Good idea. Don’t mind if I do.” Naimh promptly sat up a bit and reached down between her legs to grab my shaft, holding it steady.

“I didn’t mean...” I began before chuckling and shaking my head as my perpetually horny redhead re-aimed my prickhead at her anus and then started sitting herself back down.

“I know you didn’t, but yer Sacred Buttslut wouldn’t BE a Sacred Buttslut if she didna take your big dick into her sacred core every now and again, yeah?” It took a second for her to relax her sphincter enough to allow my penetration, but after a long exhalation, she opened up for my entrance and moaned as she started sliding herself down. “Uuuunnnngggghhhh...”

“Ahhh, fuck Neevie,” I groaned at the infernally hot and tight feeling of being once again buried up my Head Girlfriend’s asshole. And when she started fucking herself up and down, I thought I’d died and gone to heaven.

But all those wonderful feelings got washed away a moment later when Naimh looked down at me and complained, “Didja really forget fucking your Sacred Buttslut’s sacred core?”

“What? No, of course not. I totally remembered fucking your ass,” I grunted while presently fucking her ass. “I was just ... a little fuzzy on the timing, that’s all. I may not be as ... uh... balloobas as you are, but I still did a LOT of drinking.”

“Ya canna be balloobas.” She clucked her tongue to [tsk, tsk] me. “Ya go balloobas.”

I blinked and shrugged. “If you say so.”

Naimh rolled her eyes and resumed humping her ass up and down on me, at first in a kneeling position, but then she placed her feet flat out to the sides, leaned back to plant her left hand behind her, and used her right hand to hook two digits into her puffy pink pussy and fingerbang herself while directly beneath her dripping slit I could watch my thick dick disappear and reappear from her widely stretched anus.

“Mmm ... fuck ME,” my lover moaned as she closed her eyes and humped herself up and down. I was exhausted by now and not doing any work. But it still felt fucking good, and the sight of my gorgeous Irish redhead assfucking herself on my meatstick wearing nothing but a half-dislodged Hello Kitty bikini top was both surreal and awesome, to say the least.

And then Naimh abruptly stopped.

“Wait, ya didna cum in me arse, didja? I was fuckin’ ya jus’ like this, but I don’ remembra’ya cummin’ in me arse.”

“Alice’s ‘arse’,” I stated.

“Ya fucked Alice’s arse after me?”

“Mari’s, actually. Then Sam’s.”

“And THEN Alice’s arse.”

“Well, no.”

“Fuck, me memory’s gone to shite.”

“You mean you’re ‘ossified’?”

Naimh chuckled and shook her head. “I’m no’ivin gon’ try’ta c’rect ya. Seriously, though: what happened?”

“You, Mari, and Sam wanted to recreate the hot tub fuck with me banging the three of you from behind.”

“Oh, right! But with our arses!”

“On the couch. Mari, Sam, you: lined up in a row, fingering each other, slapping asses, and making out with each other while I switched back and forth between your butts.”

“And then Alice joined in near the end.”

“Right.”

“And ya came in Alice’s arse.”

“Right again.”

“And Belle went to slurp up the creampie.”

“Naturally.”

“Now why don’t I remember that?”

“Um, because you’d passed out.”

Naimh stopped fucking me, set her knees back down, and sat upright. “I did not.”

“Yes you did.”

“I can handle me liquor.”

“Of course you can. But you still couldn’t quite handle Belle trying to fit all five of her fingers up your hoo-ha while I was standing up atop the couch cushions cornholing the hell outta you at the same time Zofi shoved her tongue so far down your throat that you couldn’t breathe.”

“Ohhh ... So I probably missed a lot.”

“Ummm ... a bit.”

“I still remember Zofi arching her back on top of you and me sucking down what must’ve been your third load. What happened between you filling up Alice’s ass with your second load and then that?”

“Ahh ... Eva decided I needed a shower,” I muttered, scratching my head. “Or rather, that she needed a shower.”

I’d collapsed onto the floor next to the couch, wiped out for the moment. Eva stood directly atop me with her feet spread, very casually pulled the string-ties of her Chococat bikini bottoms to let the wispy fabric fall onto my chest and give me an up-close view of her engorged labia, and then told me she was going to take a shower. She then sauntered away, feeling my gaze on her naked ass as she twirled her bikini bottoms around her extended finger.

Breathing heavily, I explained, “I couldn’t take my eyes off her ass as I got to my feet and followed after her. She left the bathroom door cracked open far enough for me to see her remove her bikini top and show me just a hint of side-boob before stepping into the shower’s spray, and--”

“-- and then you went in and fucked her brains out against the wall.”

“Well, we got my dick cleaned up, she squatted in the tub to give me a blowjob and get me hard again, and THEN I fucked her brains out against the wall.”

“Right. Of course. Silly me. But didn’t Eva get your load?”

“Nope. Two ejaculations down, I wasn’t in any rush to cum again, so after I satisfied her, we came back downstairs to join everyone else.”

“And then Zofi fucked you with her back arched. Oh, wait ... No, no, no. Oh, this was THAT part!”

“‘That’ part?”

“The part where you got to see Skylar and me sixty-nining. Well, Skylar and Zofi were sixty-nining when you came downstairs. We had no dick, remember?”

“Not true. Alice was using BOB 2.0 on Sam, and Mari was using Matty Junior on you.”

“Dildoes don’t count as dicks,” Naimh insisted. And then she proceeded to deliberately and emphatically clamp her colon around my cock with every word as she growled, “This. Is. The. Only. Dick. For. Me.”

I chuckled and rubbed my Head Girlfriend’s thighs. “You’re such a romantic.”

Her emerald-green eyes sparkled as she beamed a megawatt smile down at me. “I’m yours, luv. I’m your Squeakers. I’m your Sacred Buttslut. I’ll love you for the rest of me life.”

“And I’ll love you for the rest of mine.”

She grinned and bent down over me, holding my face while giving me a somewhat messy kiss. And then she sat back upright again, undulating her hips in a wide, uneven gyration that carved my cock around her colon’s inner walls.

Sliding my hands up Naimh’s abs, I tickled her ribcage and then slipped her Hello Kitty bikini top up her chest, exposing her freckled boobs and cupping them in my palms. My horny redhead raised both hands to the top of her copper-tressed head, extending her elbows as she continued her haphazard undulations. But rather than remain in the same position, she started undulating herself in a slow rotation, gradually turning herself around so that a minute later, she was riding me reverse cowgirl and smirking back at me over her shoulder while I caressed her flanks and admired her ass.

Naimh then reclined back against me, lying down across my chest in such a way that she could turn her face to mine, and we could exchange sloppy kisses while I held her boobs and thrust myself up into her tight teenage asshole.

But then my Squeakers suddenly squeaked.

“EEP!” Naimh’s head shot up, as did mine, and we looked down the length of our interconnected bodies to spot a jet-black-haired head parked between my Irish Head Girlfriend’s thighs.

Eva popped up momentarily with a drunken smile. “Happy New Year!” she enthused before ducking her head back down and licking my balls. I groaned and thrust just that much deeper up my Sacred Buttslut’s sacred core, but Eva must’ve then moved higher to resume eating Naimh’s succulent snatch instead, given the way my private redhead had started shivering.

“Ohhh ... Eva...” Naimh sighed dreamily, reaching down to caress the back of the hapa girl’s head. “But where’s Alice?”

Eva popped up, her lips already glistening with Irish-girl moisture. “Change of plans, remember?”

“What?”

“Alice gave her spot to you,” Eva reminded. “Not much of a cuddler, that one. She and Skylar are taking the twin beds so that Belle, Mari, and Luna can take the triple. Everybody wins.”

I grinned. “Works for me.”

My Head Girlfriend turned her head to give me a happy smile. “Works for me too.”

“Mmph-mmph-mmph,” Eva replied while she resumed munching on the redhead’s pussy. And she must’ve been doing a good job of it, because she was making Naimh’s colon clamp up and clench around my cock in a way that despite the momentary pause was bringing me dangerously close to cumming.

“Fuck,” I grunted while straining for control. “If you two keep that up, your sacred core is gonna make me cum.”

“That’s the whole fucking point, luv! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!” Naimh grunted as she planted her feet flat, crunched her abs, and literally bounced her butt up and down in my lap. “Fuck! Me! Arse! Fuck! Me! Arse!”

Now facing a moving target, Eva switched from licking Naimh’s slit to fingerbanging the redhead’s pink taco. The gorgeous Hawaiian girl grinned down at us with a gleam in her eye, pistoning her hand back and forth while watching my face to witness the pleasure “her man” was feeling.

“Fuck! Me! Arse!” Naimh kept crooning, the redhead’s red head starting to toss and turn over my left shoulder. I gripped her tits to ‘help’ her pump her body up and down, running my fingertips along her underboob and thumbing her nipples before closing my eyes to concentrate inwards on the exquisite sensations of the sexy siren’s steaming sacred core around my cock.

“Oh. Fuck. ME,” I grunted. “It’s too good. You’re too good.”

“I’m gonna cum, Matty! Cum with me! Fill me sacred core with your holy sperm!”

I briefly wondered if it was blasphemous for Naimh to claim my sperm was ‘holy’ (perhaps no more than declaring her colon to be holy ground), but in the moment itself I didn’t really care. The sensations were swiftly overwhelming my senses, and I grunted in anguish as the pressure built. “Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!”

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!” Naimh echoed.

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!” Eva joined in, adding her gleeful energy to the mix.

“I’m gonna cum, Matty! I’m gonna cum!” Naimh’s entire body started shaking on top of me. My eternally horny redhead thrashed and moaned, humping her ass down on my big dick harder and harder and harder. And then all of a sudden she clenched up and started screaming, “I’m cumming! I’m cumming! Cum with me! CCCUUUUUUMMM!!!”

I came.

“UUUUNNNNGGGGHHHH!” I groaned as I thrust myself upwards, skewering my Head Girlfriend’s sacred core and lifting her several inches up into the air. “UUNNGGHH! UUNNGGHH! UUUUNNNNGGGGHHHH!!!”

“FFIILLLLL! MMEEEE! AARRSSEE!!!” Naimh shrieked.

I filled her “arse”.

And then we collapsed.

My legs buckled, my feet sliding out to the sides.