Chapter 46: Drunk and Delirious

“You are a lucky sonovabitch, you know that? No offense to your mom.”

I pulled my eyes away from the Christmas-themed bounce house for a moment to shoot a smirk at Charlie. And then I shrugged, replying casually, “My mother would actually take that as a compliment. She takes special pride in busting a guy’s balls.”

“My mom too. Something we have in common, then.” The tall, well-built young man chuckled, shook his head, and then took a sip from his drink. “Probably explains the attraction to strong, confident women, if you wanna dig into the psychology of it.”

“Please don’t,” I muttered with a rueful look, shaking my head and then returning my gaze to the girls gaily springing up and down within the well-padded confines of the plastic jungle gym, their delightful whoops and shrieks adding to the riotous cacophony of a party in full swing, complete with a large crowd of drunk guys (including the dude in the Santa Claus suit) cheering the girls on. “I get enough jokes about my supposed Oedipus Complex as it is.”

“All good, all good.” The big guy sighed and turned to face me, giving me his full and undivided attention. Much to my surprise, he reached up and squeezed my shoulder while giving me a sage look, albeit with slightly moist eyes and a hint of buzzed wobbliness. And in a low tone, he muttered, “I can’t claim to understand your relationship. Girl like that deserves a guy’s undivided attention, and yet quite obviously your attention is...”

“ ... divided,” I finished for him when his voice trailed off, glancing around at the multiple girls boinging up and down all over the place, waving their arms in the air like they just didn’t care.

Naimh and Sam were together, holding hands and trying to time their jumps simultaneously. Belle and Isabela were bopping around doing scissor kicks. Drunk-and-happy Eva was giggling with Luna. And there were two more girls joining in on the attention-grabbing fun as well.

“But it’s clear that she loves you,” Charlie continued. “She’s devoted to you, and she says you’re the greatest thing that’s ever happened to her.”

I smiled. “Good to know.”

He nodded again. “I just want you to know I’ve never done anything and will never do anything to try and mess up your relationship, alright? People talk, but don’t believe the rumors. She and I are just friends.”

I nodded and repeated, “Good to know.”

He squeezed my shoulder again. “Just promise me one thing, man.”

Arching an eyebrow, I asked, “What’s that?”

“Promise you’ll treat her right. Promise you’ll take care of her,” he stated softly, but with a hint of steel in his voice. “Because if you ever slip up – if you ever DON’T treat her right - I will be right there to beat the ever-living shit outta you.”

I chuckled and nodded, thinking of my own feelings for Belle dating back in high school. “We understand each other.”

“Do we?” he asked dubiously.

I reached up to pat his shoulder in return. “You’re a good guy, Charlie. Thank you for being Sam’s friend.”

He furrowed his eyebrows, looking unsure how to handle my amiable demeanor in response to his thinly veiled threat. But when I dropped my hand away from his shoulder, he dropped his hand off mine. After one final chug of whatever remained in his cup, he muttered, “See you around.”

And then Charlie turned and headed back inside the house.

I watched him go before turning back to face the bounce house. Seconds later, a busty blonde bombshell boinged over to me and then dropped to her knees, bending over to look through the protective mesh wall and affording me (and everyone else) an incredible viewing angle on her extravagant cleavage.

“What was that all about?” Sam asked curiously. I gathered that she’d seen me and Charlie holding each other’s shoulder a moment ago.

I shrugged and smiled. “He told me to take good care of you, otherwise he’d beat the shit outta me.”

Sam smiled warmly. “He’s a good guy.”

“That’s what I told him.”

“But you’re my one and only Matty.” Sam smiled sweetly at me. “You’re my home.”

I grinned and gestured for her to continue. “Go have fun with your friends.”

From the other side of the mesh screen, Sam puckered up and blew me an air kiss. She glanced back at the other girls still bouncing around behind her, and then she returned her gaze to me with a sunny smile. “I’ll love you forever.”

“I’ll love you forever, too.”

At the end of the evening, I gathered up six drunk and delirious girls, took them all to the coatroom to collect their jackets, and then escorted them outside to Sam’s Escalade. I even carried Eva in a piggyback position, with the tipsy, happy girl giggling all the way (I really liked that sound).

Although Sam had been seated shotgun beside me for the drive up (it WAS her car, after all), she directed Naimh to go sit beside me for the ride back. I tried not to think too hard about it, but I still didn’t know what the two of them had discussed during their one-on-one chat. When they’d rejoined the group, both girls had insisted we’d talk about it later, and in the meantime, they’d both wanted to enjoy the rest of the party.

So we’d done some dancing. We’d done a LOT of drinking (well the girls had, anyways). And we’d done a lot of bounce house bouncing (yes, even me). I think it was Belle’s bright idea to have me jumping with them so she could take flying leaps into my arms. I actually caught her the first time and landed on my feet, which only emboldened the rest of them to start doing the same.

No, I never once landed on my feet again.

On the other hand, getting dogpiled by a bunch of sweaty, scantily clad girls is just as much fun as it sounds. The other two girls in the bounce house even joined in, although I didn’t get their names.

Unfortunately, a few minutes later some drunken idiot got it into his head to try and join in as well, so my six girls and I promptly evacuated the premises, much to all the other guys’ disappointment. We needed a water break, anyways.

A water break led to another round of drinks. Another round of drinks led to more dancing. More dancing led to a visibly aroused freckled redhead dry-humping me on the dance floor with her tongue in my throat. And then the visibly aroused redhead shot her arm out to snag the visibly aroused busty blonde dancing next to her and pull us all together into a three-way kiss that got an appreciative roar from the surrounding audience.

For a little while, I completely forgot that Naimh had ever gotten mad in the first place. I can’t even say that alcohol impaired my recollection, given that I hadn’t consumed a single drop all night. I was just having too much of a good time, and even though that little moment when Sam directed Naimh to take the shotgun seat managed to jog my memory, the buoyant atmosphere of everyone around me helped carry my mood so that I didn’t worry about it too much.

I’d been further put at ease by the evident camaraderie the two had shown throughout the evening. Whatever they’d discussed, both Naimh and Sam had gone out of their way to spend time together. Sam had made a point of keeping her attention and focus on The BTC, even when her Pre-Law friends occasionally intersected with our group and briefly socialized with everyone. And Naimh had made a point of visibly demonstrating how happy she was to have Sam with us and put to rest any notions of her remaining mad at either Sam or me.

The buoyant atmosphere continued within the confines of the Escalade as I drove us home. Everyone was happy, giggly, and drunk, and the cabin was filled with girlish laughter. I had no sooner turned the first corner than my personal redhead’s hand found its way into my lap. And I had just gotten onto the main road to bring us down from the hills by the time she managed to unzip my fly and duck her head down into my lap, the feeling of her moist mouth descending around my stiff shaft making me groan.

“Holy shit, Neevie,” I grunted. “I’m gonna crash!”

She dropped her supple lips most of the way down my prick and then slowly pulled all the way up before popping off. “Drive slow and steady,” she intoned erotically. “We’re in no rush.”

“I’m in a rush!” Belle squealed from the third row, sandwiched between Isabela and Luna.

“Bet I can get you off before we get home!” Isabela bragged, and Belle started squealing again.

And then Naimh’s moist mouth re-descended around my stiff shaft, and I started groaning again.

Fortunately, the street down the hill had a lot of stop signs, and at the next one I was able to catch my breath. I glanced in the rear-view mirror but could only see the silhouetted shapes of heads swaying side-to-side in the oncoming headlights of the car behind us. Eva started moaning, and I gathered that the budding voyeur was staring avidly into the back seat. And Sam’s hands circled around the driver’s seat to rub my shoulders and pectorals just before I felt her press a soft kiss against my cheek.

“Sit down and buckle up,” I told her through gritted teeth. “I’m serious: Berkeley streets are narrow and what Neevie’s doing is a little dangerous. I don’t want anyone getting hurt if I crash.”

“Do you want her to stop giving you a blowjob?” Sam asked curiously.

“Well, no. I can handle it,” I admitted. “But please buckle up just in case.”

Sam giggled and sat back down. In the meantime, Belle started whimpering, and then Luna squeaked as Belle must’ve started doing something to her as well.

The car behind me honked.

With a tight smile, I checked the intersection both ways and rolled forward.

I focused on driving and we made it home without incident. Isabela did manage to get Belle off before I parked, and the Escalade’s cabin smelled like wet pussy by the time we opened the doors. We all hustled across the front lawn, and Naimh was busy trying to cram her tongue down my throat so I wasn’t able to fit my key to the lock. But Sam had already pulled out her own keys and let everybody in.

As soon as the seven of us entered the house, Sam’s head pressed up against the wall from the force of a passionate kiss, but it wasn’t me doing the kissing. Naimh had grabbed the blonde bombshell, the pair of gorgeous girls moaning in heat.

But I wasn’t left alone for long. Eva was quick to grab my hand and tug me towards her. The next thing I knew, the lithe, leggy beauty had grabbed the back of my head, her fingernails digging into my flesh. And then she lightly hopped up and wrapped those long legs around my waist, forcing me to grab her ass to keep her aloft.

Eva’s leap had also been slightly off-center, spinning me to the right. Rather than fight the momentum, I spun with it and started walking into the living room, letting her keep kissing me while I kept blinking to look around and make sure I didn’t trip over anything. And I managed to make it over to the couches without falling, at least until I purposefully sat down on one of them and wound up with the horny hapa coed kneeling astride my lap.

Eva had bunched up the hem of her slinky black strapless sheath dress around her waist in order to wrap her legs around me, so when I reached down to grab her ass, my palms encountered nothing but bare buttflesh bisected only by a tiny thong. She moaned into my mouth as we pawed at each other, my hands switching from mauling her ass to holding her bare shoulders to tug her body downwards against my aching cock, right up until she pulled off and stared at me with fire in her eyes.

“I wanna suck your dick,” the gorgeous Eurasian beauty growled with a dangerously sexy rasp, rubbing her crotch back and forth along the length of the iron-hard rod trapped in my pants.

“Be my guest,” I replied with a grin, and she immediately started giggling. It warmed my heart to hear that note of unbridled joy in her voice, and it was even more of a joy for me to witness her unburdened smile that accompanied it.

Eva’s blue-contact eyes flashed as she slipped off my lap and onto the floor. Her nimble fingers deftly unzipped my slacks and extracted my erection into the air. Her right hand circled my rod while she popped my prickhead into her mouth. And I groaned while sagging in my seat at the blissful sensations her oral attention sent shooting into my brain.

Meanwhile, the other girls came in to join us. Luna scampered by shrieking, with Belle waving her arms and braying with laughter as she chased the typically demure Latina around the perimeter of the living room. Isabela was likewise laughing but not participating in the chase.

Naimh and Sam stumbled in a minute later, first one girl and then the other taking charge of their unending liplock as if battling for dominance. But then I realized that the girls were actually taking turns yielding to each other, and it felt like I could hear them mentally telling each other, ‘You take the lead.’ ‘No you take the lead.’ ‘No you take the lead.’

Or maybe I was still reading too much into it.

In any case, Sam finally dropped down into a seated position on the other couch with Naimh straddling her lap. And much as I had been doing minutes earlier to Eva, Sam’s hands readily slipped beneath the hem of the redhead’s rose gold dress, palming oodles of buttflesh while the two babes kissed wetly.

Luna eventually scampered into Naimh’s bedroom with Belle following after. Isabela looked after them, then looked over at me, and then let her gaze drop down to the sight of Eva sucking my dick.

I wasn’t the only one to feel her gaze, as the Hawaiian girl glanced up at the Latina and then pulled back with a smile. “Wanna come get in on this?” she asked invitingly.

“Don’t mind if I do!” Belle called out of the blue, my petite pixie scampering back out from Naimh’s room and vaulting herself over the backrest. But in her semi-drunken state, the little imp misjudged her leap so that (A) her left hand accidentally smacked my shoulder on the way down and (B) she overshot the cushion, with her left hip clipping the edge and her feet hitting the floor just before she crumpled into a squealing heap.

Fortunately, Belle wasn’t hurt, nor was anyone else. Eva had shrieked in surprise as she scrambled out of the way, reflexively squeezing my dick in her right hand. But she let go of me to quickly turn to Belle and help her up, asking, “You okay?”

Belle popped up like she was made of rubber, cheering drunkenly, “I’m okay! Where’s my dick?! Ooh, yummy!”

I’d barely blinked before I suddenly found my throbbing tool half-buried within the warm confines of a horny strawberry-blonde’s mouth. My Baby Belle’s pale green eyes were somewhat glassy and unfocused as she moaned while savoring the taste of my cock as if it were the most delicious dessert imaginable. And she noshed on my knob with a single-minded fervor that made clear she had no intention of ever pulling off.

I wasn’t the only one to notice.

“Don’t hog it!” Isabela complained while she dropped to her knees on the other side of Eva. The Latina then shrugged while glancing at the Hawaiian girl, muttering, “Having lots of hot girls to play with is great, but it CAN be a struggle to wait your turn when there’s only one dick for six of us.”

“Don’t expect that ratio to improve,” Eva cautioned. “I’m pretty sure every BTC girl here would immediately veto any suggestion of bringing in another dick.”

“Damn straight!” Sam called loudly from the other couch.

“Not suggesting! Not suggesting!” Isabela avowed immediately. “But Be-elle! Quit hogging!”

“I’d be happy to take care of you,” Luna crooned while flopping onto the seat beside me, propping her elbow against the backrest and setting the side of her head against it.

Isabela grinned at her girlfriend, but before she could reply, Belle suddenly popped off my prick and exclaimed gleefully, “Caught you!” as she pivoted and pounced her hands onto Luna’s lap, sliding her hands up the lovely Latina’s legs and jerking back behind the slender girl’s knees to drag her ass to the front edge of the cushion. Belle quickly pushed up the hem of Luna’s purple dress, spread the girl’s thighs aside, and dove into her crotch face-first with delirious abandon.

Eva and Isabela both laughed, with Eva gesturing to my now-available prick and saying, “It’s all yours.”

“¡Qué Pepsi!” she exclaimed, which momentarily confused me.

But then she fed on me, and any thoughts I had about foreign languages (or soft drinks, for that matter) flew right out the window.

Groaning in ecstatic bliss, I stared down at the sight of the fourth girl to suck my dick within the last several minutes. The busty, bubbly (fizzy?) brunette had styled her dark hair in elaborate curls, looking ever so pretty as she orally pleasured me. After the first few seconds of focusing downward at my thickness stretching her lips, Isabela gazed up at me with intense brown eyes. I smiled in response to the way she watched my face, specifically watching the way her attentive fellatio gave me pleasure. And when I reached down to fondly caress my chera’s cheek, she cooed around my cock in contentment.

Meanwhile, Eva had not been idle. The still horny hapa girl had leaned over to nuzzle my shoulder and rub my chest. While I’d been focused on watching Isabela give me head, Eva reached over with nimble fingers to unbutton my dress shirt. After getting several undone, she slid her hands inside and groaned as she tested the firmness of my pectoral muscles against her fingertips. And when I turned to find her lustfully staring straight at me, I puckered up and she eagerly crushed our lips together for a fierce kiss.

When Eva and I broke apart for air, I looked back down to find Isabela smiling up at us around a mouthful of meat. She’d worn an eye-popping bright yellow halter dress tied with a big, loopy bow behind her neck. I reached forward to grab the loose strings and grinned wolfishly while pulling the bow apart. The weight of her big boobs made the triangular cups sag forward as soon as they lost their support. And then I drew the strings toward myself, revealing her plush titflesh to my hungry gaze.

Isabela sat up straight and smirked. “I know what you want to see.” She hefted her breasts with both hands and leaned forward, trapping my erection within the valley of her cleavage. And then she continued to mash her melons around my cock while starting an up-and-down titfucking motion.

“When she’s right, she’s right,” I remarked to Eva beside me.

The leggy beauty with jet-black hair smiled and nodded before replying, “I know what would be an even better sight.” And then she slipped off the couch to kneel beside Isabela, tugging the top of her strapless sheath dress down so that the material bunched up beneath her bare breasts. And then she cupped her boobs in her hands, proffering them up to me.

Isabela giggled and shuffled to the side so that Eva could slide into her spot. A moment later, I found my turgid tool once again confined within the supple cleavage of another teenage girl’s tremendous tits. And I sighed a happy smile while watching Eva fuck me with her breasts.

Meanwhile, Belle’s adept cunnilingus had brought Luna to the brink of orgasm. I’d heard the lovely Latina’s luscious whimpering beside me for the past several minutes, the sounds of her pleasure adding to the arousing aural soundtrack of the room. And when Luna started squeaking and crying out in climax as she grabbed the back of Belle’s head and clutched it against her crotch, I found myself appreciatively admiring the sight of such a pretty girl’s face contorted in ecstasy.

Luna wasn’t the only one to cum, as Naimh and Sam had not been idle on their own. My current and former Head Girlfriends had stripped off their dresses – although they’d not yet taken the time to completely remove their underwear – and were presently engaged in a torrid sixty-nine across the other couch with Naimh on top. I admired the lovely curvature of the redhead’s heart-shaped ass pointed in my general direction while Sam’s blonde head bobbed just beneath it. Only moments after Luna squealed her orgasm, Naimh was the next to tighten up and shriek her satisfaction. And as soon as she was finished, she ducked her head to furiously feast on the blonde’s wet box until Sam screamed her climax as well.

“Hey everyone!” Eva called out a minute later. “Come over here! I’ve got an idea.” By then Eva had handed me back over to Isabela, letting the Latina continue titfucking me. And she gestured ‘come hither’ with both hands.

Naimh rolled off of Sam and dropped into a seated position, leaning back against the couch as she raised her eyebrows in inquiry. Belle sat back on her heels, wiping her wet face with the back of her right hand. Sam sat up straight in her seat, and Luna glanced around curiously. But none of the girls moved to approach us just yet.

“Matty, stand up,” Eva suggested and then gestured ‘come hither’ again to the other girls, this time a little more emphatically. “Come on, he’s gonna love this.”

I stood up as suggested, which seemed to set the girls into motion. Sam got up from the couch and Naimh rolled up onto her knees. Eva guided me into a standing position facing the couch and then pivoted to sit down instead, bringing Isabela up onto the couch with her. After Eva directed Naimh and Sam to sit alongside them, Belle quickly caught on and plopped into place on Eva’s other side.

Luna took one look at the lineup and muttered, “Nope.”

And then she dismounted the couch sideways over the armrest.

I watched her go with a smirk before looking down and recognizing the position I was in, with Sam, Naimh, Isabela, Eva, and Belle seated before me in a row.

Luna stood back, smirking and shaking her head wryly.

Sam leaned forward and arched an eyebrow at Eva. “We doing blowjobs or titfucks?”

Isabela giggled. “¿Por qué no los dos?”

“You do realize we’re in descending order of boobage, right?” Belle complained moments after I’d pulled my prick out from between her firm breasts, moved to the other end of the line, and then nestled my thick prick between Sam’s far more voluminous mammaries.

“Are we?” Isabela asked, glancing left and right at the array of naked tits to either side of her. Sure enough, with Sam’s massive melons on one side and going down the line to Naimh, Isabela, Eva, and Belle at the opposite end, the girls happened to be lined up from biggest tits to ... well... ‘least biggest’. After all, one couldn’t reasonably call Belle’s boobs ‘small’.

“It wasn’t intentional,” Eva muttered defensively.

“I’m just saying: there’s no way I can compete with that,” Belle whined, gesturing out with one hand.

I’d already gone through the complete line twice, getting combined titfucks and blowjobs as I went while the other five girls waiting their turns hooted and hollered at me as if I were a rodeo rider in the center of the ring.

At least it wasn’t difficult for me to remain in the saddle. Rather than have the girls hold their own breasts, I’d been having a grand time doing the holding myself: first mashing Sam’s big boobs around my prick and fucking them, then mashing Naimh’s big boobs around my prick and fucking them, then mashing Isabela’s big boobs around my prick and fucking them, then mashing Eva’s big boobs around my prick and fucking them, and then mashing Belle’s big boobs around my prick and fucking them, and then returning to Sam and mashing--

You get the picture.

Presently, I was mashing Sam’s bodacious bosom around my big dick and making short thrusting motions while the busty blonde bombshell beamed up at me with an expression of utter adoration and glowing amber eyes while Belle whined at the other end about not being able to compete.