Chapter 13

“What do you mean. We all have a thing, well all blokes do.”

“Not that thing. Not your prick. I mean you can turn people on. Remember, I saw what you did to Mrs Brown in the shop. I have no idea how, or what you did. But ... I know Mum is older than Caroline Brown, but, well...”

“Wait, you want me to ... make up to your mum?”

“More than that.”

“Oh shit, you want me to go all the way?”

“Are you grossed out?” Asked Angela, I think she thought she might have pushed me beyond my limits, she had no idea what my limits were. I fucked grannies! “Sorry, of course, it’s stupid.”

“No, no, wait. If you have the courage to ask me to...” I nearly said ‘fuck’ “have sex with your own mother, I guess I can take that same courage in both hands. Yes, just like that!” She had that same weapon in both hands now. “And I can cheer her up. Do you trust me? Ohh, that’s nice.” She had slid down and had her rosy red lips around my tip now, the lipstick would come off, we’d have to clean it before we slept so the sheets didn’t have red streaks. She disengaged long enough to say that yes, she trusted me. “Because the whole thing is not very focussed. If you are nearby, you’ll get it too. Actually, you should be nearby. Sandra will want to know you are okay with it all. But what about Susie?”

Ang disconnected “You want to fuck my sister?”

“No, no. I mean, if she is close by, she’ll want to fuck me.”

“You think highly of yourself, you arrogant prick.”

“No, you’ll see. I want her out of the way.”

I liked Sandra, genuinely. She had been very good about letting me stay over. I enjoyed her company, even when I was keen to get Angela alone and naked in her bed. I didn’t mind the idea of spending time in bed with her to cheer her up. She was lonely, Dan was definitely having at least one affair, I think; and if even I knew that, then he was probably having an illicit affair and being unfaithful to the woman he was being unfaithful with. If I’d never had an older woman, I might have been shocked; but I had experience, so I was willing. Angela told me she would be very grateful for helping her mother. I wondered (not out loud) how women could help each other like this. I couldn’t imagine me ever asking Angela if she would sleep with my Dad to cheer him up. Urrgh! That image will stay with me for days!

Well, we got Susie a sleepover, just after Christmas, and Dan just had to go and sort something out which involved a stay of two nights in Bracknell. I laid my plans, but the best laid plans can be undermined.

I sprayed myself before I left home; I know, I know. You’d think I’d learn. I wanted to hit the ground running when got there. We had never tested how long the spray takes to start evaporating and then impacting people. Even before I got out of the door, Mum was looking at me with a confused but distinctly unmotherly face. I scarpered quickly.

I walked down the road – Angela only lived a few streets away – and past a group of young teenage girls, maybe fourteen years old? They were smoking. Young teenage girls are scary, they can be gobby and forthright. As I walked passed, a couple were taking a long drag at their cancer sticks. Four steps later: “Ere, fancy a fuck mister?” That was not the subtle approach I wanted. One of them looked vaguely acceptable. My penis kicked. No! No, no, no, no. Fourteen was a recipe for a trip to an institute that would not need any pheromone to want a tight arse like mine. I’d sworn off legally underage girls. I had! Anyway, I was on a mission to help my girlfriend’s mother to orgasm. AND anyway, I didn’t need to pick up girls in the street. ‘Maybe they are just being rude, maybe it isn’t the pheromone.’ I thought. But I knew it probably was. Anyway, I kept walking.

At Angela’s house, Sandra was in the kitchen, I could hear her talking as I came in, Angela whispered “Aunty Sadie has called in, she’s having man trouble I think.” I froze.

“We have a problem.”

“No, she’ll go eventually. Ooo. You want to go upstairs whilst we wait?” Yes, it was kicking in already, maybe if we went upstairs we would be far enough away and Aunt Sadie would be safe. But Aunt Sadie had a good sense of smell, or I’d sprayed too much – a bit like when I put a pinch of chilli in food and it turns out to be uneatable. She drifted from the kitchen as if she was just wandering into the sitting room. Sandra followed her, she had taken Sadie into the kitchen to talk privately, now Sadie was walking back in where Angela was. Angela and her boy friend. The two older women both did a gynaecological double-take as their bodies sensed the ‘come hither’ odourless chemical and began to respond. Not for the first time, I wondered if there was any age – high or low – where this female reaction didn’t take place. I actually wondered about visiting an old people’s home to find out. I think I need treatment. Ah well, I thought, here we go. Sadie carried on explaining the problem with her current man, seems he was a selfish, greedy, unhelpful, lazy thief. Makes you wonder what she saw in him; maybe he was good in bed. Oh, no, she carried on to explain that he was rubbish in bed, only looking for his own satisfaction.

I had the spray in my pocket. I figured I might need a longer period if I was to deal with three urgent woman. Sadie came over “Is this your boyfriend, Angela? Can I borrow him?”

Angela was aware that she wanted me, a lot. It didn’t stop her being surprised at her aunt coming on to me so openly. She was even more surprised by my relaxed reply.

“Ladies, we can all go upstairs to get more comfortable. Sandra, why don’t you make a pot of coffee and ... do we have any chocolate biscuits to slip in and out of your tasty little snatches? Chocolate flavour girl cum is lovely.” Sandra moved straight to obey. She found chocolate digestives. “Yes, milk chocolate is fine. If they break inside you, you’ll have to get one of these to lick them out of you.” I giggled. The older two were looking at me, shocked. I went in to the downstairs toilet and sprayed myself again; they needed a stronger dose I think. Yes, that worked, their smiles gave me the distinct impression they were entirely up for anything now. Angela was already there anyway.

Sadie was slimmer than her sister, slimmer and younger. She was either unlucky, or undiscerning; she regularly had bad luck with her men. Men who took her for granted, men who didn’t treat her well, men who fucked and fucked off, men who borrowed money. She was thirty five, the ‘baby’ of the family. She went to the gym (which was where she met a lot of the unsuitable men), even with her clothes on, I could see she had a toned body. Sandra had a few pounds dotted around her, but she, too, had a pretty good body. She could definitely be described as a MILF. I’m not sure if she would normally regard that as a compliment, but now, with her conscious nature subverted by her baser, animal nature, she was willing to do anything to get me inside her.

I carried the tray upstairs, Sandra was overly grateful: “Such a gentleman.”

“Okay, I want to lick chocolate off your nipples, Sandra. Why don’t you undress; just to the waist to start with. Angela, you undress Aunt Sadie. And then, Sadie; can I call you Sadie? Once you are nice and naked, put Angela on the bed and show her how you would like to be licked to ecstasy by those awful men you keep selecting. When you have given Angela the best oral sex ever, you can instruct your sister how to do it to you. Don’t worry, you’ll get me too. But Sandra has pre-booked me.” Sandra didn’t know that, of course, but she didn’t care. She was busy wiping the chocolate across her breasts. They were warm and luscious, and now smeared with lines of chocolate. I started licking it off her. Then I kissed her with a chocolaty mouth.

“Mmmmm, you taste lovely,” she said.

“That is the taste of chocolatey tits, your chocolatey tits. Let me clean that nipple.” She had nipples hard as a peanuts, with warm chocolate on it. I did love it. “Lets have a look down below, shall we?” I looked over to Angela and Sadie; Angela was watching her mother with wide eyes. She was also moaning with pleasure as her curly haired groin was opened and licked with increasing enthusiasm from Sadie. Sandra lifted her skirt and I pulled her pants down. If she had been going out, she would have worn tights, but in the house her legs were bare. Bare and smooth. I licked from her knee up to her groin, parting the hair and then the slit, so my tongue could get inside her. She was already wet! We’d only just started. “Oh, that is lovely. I’ve missed this. Dan is good at oral sex, but he’s selfish. He has his mistress somewhere and I’m sure he’s unfaithful to her too. I come in as a poor third.” This was all information that Angela could have done without, that her dad gave her mum good oral sex, especially. But then again, she was now aware that her boyfriend was capable of satisfying her mother in various ways. Also then again, she currently had her aunt’s tongue deep inside between her legs. I noticed that Aunty Sadie’s other hand was between her own. She was enjoying debauching her niece.

I edged her onto the bed, beside her daughter. It’s good for mother and daughter to do things together, everybody says so. Daughter and Mother each having a head between their legs licking them. They started competing with each other for erotic noises. Sadie must be really good at this. I stopped. “Don’t stop, I need this!” Sandra said.

“Let’s get these off, and take your skirt off. I want your body naked.” She just stripped off; and then I returned to her cunt. She was squirming with delight. I was tempted to forbid her to cum, just to make the final orgasm more intense; but I didn’t. She needed this too much. She erupted, arching her back. Her climax noises triggered her daughter to go over the brink and she shouted “Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!” on and on and on.