Chapter 1: The Adventure Begins

As we split up the haul, the tarnished brass ring caught my eye. Me and a couple of friends had broken into an old curio shop the next town over and made off with a bunch of valuable-looking booty. I grabbed the ring as my two buddies reached for the more expensive-looking stuff, and I also claimed some other easily-pawned items. It wasn’t a great score, but would keep us in pot and beer for the summer. I high-fived my buds as they left.

I picked up the ring, rubbed at some of the tarnish with my finger, and immediately fell on my ass as a large, goateed, red-skinned man with his lower half seemingly made of fire appeared, floating in the middle of my bedroom. “HOLY FUCK!” I yelled.

“Is that your wish, feeble one?” the dark-bearded red man boomed out as he loomed over me. “To have sexual intercourse with a deity? It will be difficult but not impossible.”

“I ... uh ... what?”

“DO I NEED TO BE LOUDER, MORTAL SPECK? ARE YOUR EARS DEFECTIVE?”

“No! I hear fine! Stop yelling.” I waited for the dream to end, but the burly red figure remained, his arms crossed in impatience. I was glad my parents weren’t home from work yet or they’d have come running. “What ... are you? Wait ... wish? Are you a genie?!”

“Ha!” the figure raised his head and guffawed, a small burst of flame from his mouth browning the spackled ceiling. “I am an ifrit, unworldy clod! Know ye not my people in this time?”

I’d played D&D when I was younger ... genies were air spirits and ifrits (or efreets) were fire spirits. The heat from the creature’s lower half was so intense that I was sweating. “Uh, you said wish, right? I get three wishes?”

“You get ONE wish, greedy worm!” The ifrit lifted a single digit at me, which just happened to be his middle finger, adorned with the burnished band. “Then my ring will move onto the next unworthy specimen.” He looked around my bedroom at the sci-fi posters and action figures (NOT toys) on my shelf. “Hmp.”

I carefully got to my feet. Only one wish! A billion dollars? 10-inch dick? I thought about those timestop porn vids I’d recently watched. “I wish I could stop time by snapping my fingers.”

The ifrit turned back to me and arched one immaculately-styled eyebrow. “If you stop time, you will be stopped as well, short-sighted fool ... the universe would never continue, which is beyond my power. Try again.”

“Uh ... I mean I wish I could stop time by snapping my fingers but I wouldn’t be affected. I’ll be able to move about and interact with stuff.”

The ifrit stroked his pointed beard. “Hmm ... a unique wish ... very well, I will give you the power to stop time, but only once.”

“Once?! But...”

The ifrit’s flames flared. “It is done! Enjoy, and farewell.” Then there was a burst of light and heat, and when I could see again, the magical being was gone. However, I could still see the scorch mark on my ceiling, the only testament of what actually happened.

I flopped onto my bed, huffing. My heart was pounding! If I could only timestop once, I had to be very sure of when I wanted to do it. I’d keep an eye out and be ready to snap my fingers.

If the ifrit wasn’t a liar.

Not accidentally snapping your fingers was harder than I expected, like when you hear a catchy tune on FlickTalk or the car radio. I had one such tune in my head as I returned home from the corner store one afternoon. I smiled at my next-door neighbor Vanessa after catching her eye as she went up her walkway. The hot blonde, who was also eighteen and would probably be going to university after the summer break, sneered at me and headed inside. I don’t know why I even bothered trying to be nice to her ... she’d turned into a bitch after her boobs grew and she got hot a couple years ago ... probably something to do with the mean girls she started hanging out with. Well, I’d been hanging out with a bad crowd myself, but still, being an asshole is a choice and she chose hard. I remembered when one of her group had pantsed me in the school hallway in front of everyone ... I was a grow-er, not a show-er, so it looked like I had a little dick. From then on I couldn’t get any dates.

Safely back in my room, I started up my laptop and looked up some more timestop porn. They weren’t always consistent with their ‘rules’, but if it really worked, that would be so amazing! I pulled out my six incher and stroked it as a guy took his bitchy, time-frozen stepsister from behind after she’d bent over for something in her short skirt. After he was done, I knew, he’d put her back just the way she’d been and restart time. He’d laugh as she wondered why she felt so wet between her legs ... fucking awesome. Not that I had a stepsister, or any siblings for that matter, but there was one woman on my mind that I’d leave dripping and confused...

“God, Mom! Gimme a break!” Slam! It sounded like Vanessa was being her usual bitchy self to her mother and was heading into her backyard. I paused the video and headed to my second-floor window, hoping to get a glimpse of the sexy blonde’s tight body, her C-cups pushing out the top of that new bikini she’d been parading around. Sure enough, there she was, her hourglass figure filling out that baby blue two-piece as she stomped over to her family’s pool. She threw her towel down onto a lounge chair and bent over to place a can of soda on the ground...

Snap! I didn’t even think about it ... just like the stepsister in the video, Vanessa had bent over at just the right angle. I waited, and sure enough, she didn’t move ... I kept waiting ... nothing! I counted to sixty to be sure that she would stay like that until I started time again. After pumping my fist in victory, I pulled my shorts back up and headed out my front door.

The first thing that hit me was the absolute silence. We lived on a somewhat busy street, but even on slow days the faint drone of vehicles in the distance was constant. Now, nothing. There was a car driving past Vanessa’s house but it was perfectly still, the driver looking forward even as I yelled and waved at him from the sidewalk. So cool! I headed toward Vanessa’s house and stopped suddenly as my nose bumped into something small hanging in the air. Focusing, I saw a bumblebee just hovering in this new timestopped environment, though a few inches from where it had been due to my bumping into it. Calming my heartbeat, I went around it.

I stepped into Vanessa’s house, gave a quick wave to her parents as they sat there watching an unmoving image on their TV, and headed out the back door, realizing as I turned back that their swinging door wouldn’t swing back until time restarted. So weird! And there was Vanessa, her fantastic ass sticking out, ready for ... well, anything I wanted to do to it! I made sure to examine her hot body with its flawless tanned skin from every angle. Goddamn she was sexy!

Finally, I unfastened her bikini top and let it drop ... except it didn’t! I actually had to push it away from her body, where it just hung in the air. “Oh wow...” I murmured as I saw Vanessa’s pink nipples for the first time ... her areolas were about as wide as one of those Canadian ‘toonie’ coins, with inverted nipples ... I had never seen those before. I licked my lips, got under her body, and then took one of those cones into my mouth, sucking hard. Vanessa was completely oblivious in ‘timestop land’, and I took off her big sunglasses to look into her pale blue eyes as she focused on the can of Diet Coke she was still holding. Finally, I pulled back and saw that I had managed to pop that nipple out ... neat! “I gotta immortalize this...” I pulled my phone out, but of course the screen stayed black. I’d just have to do my best to remember.

I was as hard as steel, so I moved around behind her, pulled off her bikini bottoms, pulled down my shorts and underwear, and ... I looked down ... my clothes hadn’t fallen to my feet, instead just hanging around my knees. I snorted and pulled them all the way off, where they hung in the air after I let them go.

Enough distractions! I got behind Vanessa’s rounded ass, taking a moment to notice that she only had a small ‘landing strip’ of blonde pubic hair before I shoved my six-inch cock inside her ... or at least I tried to ... she, of course, wasn’t lubricated for sex so I might as well have tried to fuck a loaf of bread ... nearly bent my dick! I grabbed the bottle of suntan lotion from her other hand and squeezed some out ... where it just hung in midair, of course. I smeared my fingers into the streak of lotion and then pushed one up inside Vanessa’s pussy. A second followed and I marveled at how her vaginal lips remained open after I extracted those digits, as if her body was all ready for me now. I knew it wasn’t, though, so I lubed up my shaft with the rest of the lotion. After all this preparation, I finally pushed inside my bitchy neighbor’s forbidden depths.

“Ho ... lee ... shit...” I moaned. I’d had sex once before, but only with a condom. Without one, it felt even better! Her body opened right up as I pressed in. However, something seemed off ... I remembered my previous partner had felt warmer inside, even through the rubber. It was as if I was fucking a room temperature meat mannequin. In fact, I realized as I pulled back, everything felt room temperature. I could see the summer sun shining down so it should have been hot out but it wasn’t. Well, I’d check that shit out later ... right now, I was gonna fuck this bitch! I pushed back inside, feeling more of her vagina make way for my prong. Soon, I was balls deep inside her. “Yeah...” I moaned, reaching around to maul Vanessa’s tits while I continued stroking into her.