Chapter 3: Porn Deemed Unhelpful

It was the fourteenth time Connie and Jim had hung out in Paula’s spare bedroom. As the world’s greatest aunt, Paula had been giving permission to Connie to borrow her car and house for romance. Leaving early, Connie bicycled over and drove Paula to the transit station, then parked at her high school. After the last bell, she rushed to Jim’s school and put him in the passenger seat for the short trip to Paula’s house.

Connie confided that she was actually aching to make love. Jim’s answer was to describe “blue balls” to her. He’s shown her some porn on his phone (since she has no access to it), and they have all the basic ideas but ZERO actual experience.

She has seen plenty of oral sex on the little screen, but...

“Forgive me, Jim, but I feel that should happen AFTER we have sex, uh, full-blown penetration, if you’ll pardon the pun. I want you inside me, inside my, uh, pussy first. I promise you won’t regret waiting.

“But now that I’ve seen you, I’m afraid. You’re so goddamn big. Even after seeing porn, you are really big. I’m going to talk to Aunt Paula. For now, will you hold me until I come? Then I’ll hold on to you.”

After calling her mother, Connie stays with Paula for dinner. Afterwards, in a private conversation, she confides in her aunt.

“I want to make love, to have Jim penetrating me, but I’m too afraid.”

“Because he’s so big?”

“Yeah. But, how did you know?”

“Gail saw him accidentally. He had on these little athletic shorts, she said, and he fell out of the leg hole. Never mind, I have an idea.”

Paula fetches her dildo collection in various sizes from small to large to intimidating.

“I’m putting these in the spare bedroom for you and Jim. They’re clean, of course. Start with the smallest one, and each time you’re with him, teach him how to help you climax. I’m also putting my mini wand in there for vibrating your clit.

“When you have fun while he uses the largest dildo on you, you’ll be ready for him. Do you want me to explain it to Jimmy?”

“No, I can do that. You’re so nice to me! I have to say, sometimes I wish YOU were my mother instead of...”

“No, don’t say that. Not long from now, you’ll be on your own. The apron strings won’t be choking you when you’re independent.”