Chapter 1

The girl smiled as she left her house. The princess was missing, the town got attacked by goblins daily and only god himself could fix the economy. Nevertheless as sure as the sun rose, the girl’s smile persisted. That was the attitude she had to maintain as an adventurer. If she didn’t smile then who would? A nun’s job was to be a boring prude, the farmer’s job was to break their backs and the Royal guard must eliminate all fun just as it began. But an adventurer’s job was to smile. As an adventurer Jewla had to protect others, let them know everything was going to be alright and save the day. And that was just what Jewla was going to do. No matter what was out there.

The first thing people noticed when they saw Jewla was her massive, voluptuous pot. Everywhere the girl would go she would carry around a long pot on her back that contained her sword, some food, a notebook and even another pot filled with money. Carrying such a pot wasn’t good for an adventurer but Jewla was a very ... unconventional adventurer. The first thing people tell her when they find out she’s an adventurer is that the pot will probably break the first time she gets into a fight. And they’re not wrong, she was currently on her 17th pot, but Jewla didn’t really care. If she was going to get things done, they would get done her way.

Although Jewla is a seasoned adventurer a lot of people don’t really see her as one considering her armor. She wore some chainmale all around her body however it looked a lot more like fishnets than actual armor. Along with that she wore a little armor covering her breast to her neck. She has also completely sworn off wearing a helmet. If she was going to take hours doing her makeup then the world was going to see that. The last piece of armor the lady would wear was effectively a pair of metallic booty shorts covering a little bit of her ass but not much more.

Within moments of walking she reached her destination. Standing in front of her was a large sign that read ‘Coach station’. The couch station was all but completely empty with one man at the helm. Rushing over to the man, Jewla furrowed her brow “Don’t tell me you’re all sold out of rides.”

The man frowned, “Well what can I say Jewla, you heard the news.” and she had indeed heard the news. The princess of the nation had been kidnapped by bandits. Not only that but rumors have been floating around that the tyrannical king was so angry that he was going to pass a bill that would raise rent by 20%.

“Well of course I did.” The woman crossed her arms “I am an adventurer, why do you think I’m here, I’m trying to save the princess!”

The man simply rolled his eyes “You save the princess? Come on now Jewla we have all the best guards trying to save the girl, and you think you can?”

“I know I can.” She places her hand on her chest, “I am the world’s greatest adventurer after all.”

“Funny, I must have missed the meeting where the world decided that.”

“Oh don’t be that way bartholomew” She gets a devious smile “You know once I save the princess the king will make me a millionaire.”

“Oh please don’t give me that Jewla, You couldn’t save hay in a hay field.”

The woman crossed her arms “Hmph well when I become a world famous adventurer I’ll have you thrown in a hay field.”

Storming off she decided to go for plan B. But who the hell would just let some random lady into their carriage? To be fair Jewla was a random attractive lady but not a lot of people would let her in even then. Within a couple minutes of walking, Jewla found her prey. A middle aged balding man lounging on a carriage. The moment the man saw her, he started waving her down with his hat. “Young lady!” He cried “Young lady over here.”

With a dumb smile on her face, Jewla practically skipped over to him “Yes sir.” she tried to give off an innocent look to herself “Whatever would you need?”

The man smiled as he looked the girl up and down. Admiring how her armor didn’t leave much to the imagination he spoke. “Oh well I was just thinking you seem to need a ride. It’s a real shame to see a good looking girl like you out alone in the cold. How would you feel about joining me?”

Jewla blushes and flutters her eyes “Oh wow, you’re so considerate” she giggles as she bites her lip “But I don’t think I can pay with any money.” she gave him her signature puppy doll eyes. That’ll reel him in for sure.

“Oh that’ll be quite alright there sweetheart” the man chuckled as placed a hand on her shoulder “I’m sure we can find something for you to do.”

Jewla took a glance down at his bulge. It was impossible not to notice it. The thing was just fighting his pants as the seams tried desperately to contain the massive thing. But just as she began to get herself excited he opened the cloth of the carriage to reveal the man’s wife cradling their baby. “Well thanks for the gold coins” he said as he winked at her.

Jewla stared dead at the man

He stared back.

Slapping the man across the face the woman yells “What the fuck is wrong with you?!” She walks away with her arms folded.

The man quickly followed “What the hell was that for I heard about you Jewla, you sleep with whoever the hell you want to. Are you really just gonna get all bitchy over my wife?”

“As a matter of fact I will. I’m a lot of things, an adventure, a slut and a dumbass, but the one thing I will never be is a homewrecker.” She said as she marched off away from the man.

Now getting in front of the woman the guy get anxious “Come on girl, don’t worry about the woman” He looks back at the carriage “Listen she’s just my sister her husband left her’

Jewla looked at him in his eyes, she tilted her head “Oh really?”

He gave a wide toothy smile “Why of course I wouldn’t be so cruel as to have an affair on my own wife.” He grabbed her back and guided her back to the carriage, “Just try not to mention that you’re a sex worker, she doesn’t really respect those types.”

Frowning Jewla looks back “Oh yes there’s a lot of people like that nowadays.”

Allowing herself to be led back to the carriage she thought to herself How silly of me to get all emotional and just assume that woman was his wife. Oh well.

But just as she was about to get into the carriage a man stopped them “Hey what are you doing?”

The man guiding her inside looked at the man sideways “what the fuck are you doing?”

“You can’t be serious, do you really believe that’s his sister?”

With a smile Jewla said “Sure I did, why not.”

“Well he lied to you” He told her as he pushed the other guy away “That’s his wife and kid.”

“WHAT?!” the woman gasped “B-but he told me...” She looked at the man sideways. Then she slapped him once more “I can’t believe you.”

“Aww come on don’t be like that.” he reached out to her but he was stopped.

Drawing her sword she stares down the man “Like i’ll listen to another word from a cheater like you.” she stared at him until he decided to go back into his own carriage. Taking a deep breath she allowed herself a moment. Instantly she returned back to her normal bubbly self “Thanks for the assistance sir, I appreciate it!”

“Don’t sweat it ma’am now if you don’t mind me I’ll just go back to my own carriage.”

“You have a carriage?” The girl stopped him as he was walking “Because I definitely need a ride.”

“I don’t know about that I like my peace and quiet.” the man told her.

“Oh come on” she nudged him lightly “I’ll make it worth your while, plus I need to make it up to you for saving me.” she gave a devious grin

“Like with money?”

“Oh trust me honey what I’m about to do to you no money could ever buy.”

Jewla didn’t exactly know how she did it, but she convinced the man to let her join him. However the man hardly seemed to want to talk at all, the whole carriage ride was done in silence. This wasn’t much of an issue to Jewla as she simply waited next to the man’s supplies. Her active imagination kept her occupied, she drooled just thinking of fighting goblins and dragons and all sorts of monsters she was quite sure she could do it too.

After what felt like ages of riding in the back, the man finally parked the carriage at the side of the trail and went in the back with her. “I figured we’ve traveled far enough for today, we should get to Lawlightia sometime tomorrow.”

Jewla’s eyes followed the man as he walked past her. She bit her lip as she admired the man up and down. “Oh well I think we made it quite far enough. I think you deserve a bit of a reward.” grabbing his arm she started to stroke it a little as she stared up into the man’s eyes. The night was completely silent as the two enjoyed each other’s company. With one hand Jewla undid her armor which revealed a thin layer of fabric just barely covering her breasts. Nuzzling herself seductively into his arm she purred “Maybe it’s time for your reward.”

With a smile he said “Oh that’ll be great, although I don’t know how you’ll be able to cook out here.”

“What?”

“You mentioned you were going to cook for me right?” He continued as Jewla realized that there was absolutely nothing behind those eyes “I mean what else could you mean when you said you were going to give me something no money could buy.”

Jewla blushed, feeling incredibly embarrassed by the confusion “that’s not what I meant.”

Tilting his head the man asks “It isn’t? What else could you have ment? What else was that guy going to have you do on that wagon”

“I meant I was going to suck the life out of you and let you drill my pussy into oblivion!!!”

“Oooh that.” the guy said calmly “Well that’s definitely something money could buy, and my money has bought before. Have you ever heard of a brothel?”

She smacked his arm as she unclung to it “So this entire time you thought I was going to cook for you? In a carriage?” she points down at herself “Do I look like I know how to cook?”

The man didn’t answer that.

“You’re impossible.” Jewla looked away from the man appalled. The thing that bothered her wasn’t the misunderstanding, it was the fact that she didn’t seem to be desired at all. This man had picked her up all for food? Not because of her immaculate fashion sense, nor her gorgeous body. But for food? And upon being offered sex he compared her to some common wench? Jewla was not a common wench. She was a strong high value wench and she wasn’t going to be treated otherwise. “Well if you’re not going to be enjoying my services I’m out of here, good day sir.” She said as she grabbed her armor plate and picked herself back up.

“Oh no I would love to ravage you.” he said calmly.

Instantly, the girl latched herself back to the man’s arm. She giggled as she felt his muscles “you would?” Giggling once more she added “That would be nice.”

Looking down at the girl he lifts an eyebrow “That sure was a fast turn around.”

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As she glanced down at his bulge she offhandedly says “Oh don’t worry about all that.” Without a second to waste she placed her hand right on his crotch. Caressing it gently as she gave him eye contact “In fact I’ll just take care of it from here, if that’ll be alright with you.”

The man grinned down at the girl, “Why I don’t really see the use in complaining.” He said as he patted the girl on the ass

Cooing at the touch she gave the man a peck on the cheek and whispered “I know you’ve been working hard for me today, guiding the carriage.” her hand slipped through his pants. His meat throbbed within her gentle hand as she felt the warm thing up and down. It was more than she expected. Her mouth watered just at the thought of the girthy beast inside her mouth. Gently, she caressed the thing, rubbing her thumb on the tip. “Would a blow job help you unwind for the night?”