Jordan is a high school girl who gets into a little trouble. She faces possibly going to jail or having her virginity taken by three boys. She turns to her brother to help her out.
A man visits an adult cinema and gets picked up by a wimp husband and his strong wife; but all is not as it first seems as the couple have instructions to engage this particular man and entice him into an incestuous relationship with his father and mother.
This is the story of how my Mom and I started a sexy sensual relationship. I mean I just wanted to show her my cock. From there I had a new appreciation for her and her handiwork.
Young Matt bumps into Wendy, his older sister's 18 year old friend on the way home. Wendy suggests she could "fix" 15 year old Matt's virginity problem. Matt is embarrassed, doesn't really fancy Wendy and is very reluctant... well for a while anyway, but his head is not the only thing doing the thinking and very soon he find himself being tutored and experiencing sexual heaven in-between Wendy's chunky thighs.
Sitting in a bar one night, our narrator flashes back to the night he and his now wife each lost their virginity while out parking by the lake -- and the current misery that was created by that night. Based on the Meatloaf hit "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"