Reviewed:
It just breaks my heart to read stories about good women who go bad and the unfortunate men who love them. So it was that when I downloaded this story by Just Plain Bob, I made sure that I had a fresh packet of tissues for the inevitable tears, and a big box of chocolates for the emotional trauma that was certain to result.
I ignored the spelling error in the synopsis and I'm sure it was only due to watery oversight as the author wept bitterly for our narrator. I got the point anyway and I don't hold it again JPB because the story itself was a harrowing ride down the slippery slope of slutty surrender. If you buckle your seatbelt and promise to keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle, I'll tell you about it.
Our hero was born without a name, it seems, so let's call him Bob. Like all good boys living in Pornutopia, Bob learned about sex at an early age from his babysitter. She liked her boys two at a time and afterwards, she liked to bribe Bob with blowjobs. So far so good, but unfortunately for Bob, she also taught him the fine art of cunnilingus and, if I may counterfeit a phrase, cummilingus...Bob grew to love sucking pussy, before and after it was well fed on the salty fruits of manly labor.
Of course, women grew to love him as well. I certainly would have given him a date or two because in all seriousness, there is nothing better than being eaten out by the man who just fucked you. Needless to say, halfway through the story I was swooning and nodding my head and sucking chocolate covered cherries jubilee like Oprah off her diet. What a great story!
But then, like all great stories and all the great heroes in them, Bob falls in love. Thankfully, the woman in question is a modest, upright and noble woman of sound virtue and impregnable chastity...Until she gets a couple drinks in her! In that respect she's a lot like Lindsay Lohan, I suppose. (That's who I was picturing in my head as I read the story. Bob, of course, was Brad Pitt and that isn't negotiable.) Anyway, once the woman hits the sauce, I hit the Kleenix, and it was nothing but red rimmed eyes and stomach cramps after that. I was crying right along with Bob, feeling his pain as the poor man was forced to watch the woman he loved not only take her first drunken gang-bang like a lady...But take her second one like a dog!
Of course he gave her a chance. She was drunk the first time. The second time she was naturally curious. And eventually, when Bob's Frat House needed a live-in slut, well of course Bob's girlfriend was there! And still he married her! Oh Bob, you wonderful man! Who says they don't make men like that anymore? But would married life after the free frolicking frenzy of fraternal friendship finally find the reformed former fiancé forever forgetting the faithless facade of frugal fate's facetious flight of flirtatious fancy? I mean, could Bob and his blushing bride live happily ever after?
I won't spoil it. Suffice to say I was out of chocolates before I was out of tears.
I enjoyed this story a great deal. It was predictable and well-measured against the standards of mainstream porn. The sex is plentiful, but hardly graphic and I wouldn't call it a real stroke story, but it was sexy. I think if the story were longer, more drawn out in the same style, it would have been less effective than it is. The style lends itself well to a quick read, ten or fifteen minutes of escapist entertainment, and then we move on. It's a good appetizer and a nice warm-up for the imagination.
It wasn't particularly innovative or realistic, but neither did it falter from the chosen path. The spelling and grammar were fine, I didn't find anything bothersome. It was a simple to read narrative without a lot of introspection or character development, but again...It's not that sort of story. I liked it and I'm rather surprised by that. My tastes usually run to the other extreme, with deep plots and heavy characters, and a lot of theatrical drama...But here we have storytelling in its simplest form.
I'd recommend that anyone who is an avid erotica/porn enthusiast take a look at this story. Give it ten minutes of your time and even if you come away unimpressed, I don't think you'll be able to complain about the time lost. It's a good read and I'm glad I ignored my usual criteria for story selection and grabbed it. Thanks for sharing, Just Plain Bob.
Jais Nereis