Author's Description:
This is a story with romance, sex, and humor with some sci fi. NO VIOLENCE. With apologies to the memory of Robert A. Heinlein. Winner of the Golden Clitorides Award: Best Humor Story; Best Long Story by a New Author 2nd Place Winner of the Golden Clitorides Award: Long Story of the Year Golden Clitorides Finalist: Best Erotic SciFi Story I've added a chapter of quotations from popular culture that I used when writing this story.
Size: 743 KB ( ~ 140,895 words)
Genre: Science Fiction
Sex Contents: Much Sex
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Romantic, Science Fiction, Humor, Oral Sex

Review by Sterling   [other reviews by Sterling]

Reviewed: 2011-02-21

Why review an old story? It's new to me, and I loved it.

The title might lead you to expect a crude story, but it isn't. The humor level is good -- it's hard to get me to laugh out loud, and I did. I think an erotic sci fi story needs humor. It helps suspend disbelief. The story has many features I love: man getting frequent sex with many partners, lots of impregnation, mind reading, and powerful little girls.

Now, complaints: it didn't ring true that Andrew didn't want to fuck the other women but felt like he had to give them all a fantastic time, nor was it mentioned why artificial insemination wouldn't have worked. Being totally devoted to his two wives while having lots of sex with others was a great idea, but I wish it could have been handled with a little more subtlety -- I have a couple ideas. The sex scenes are repetitive. True, the characters are into pretty straightforward sex, and it's a long story, but surely a little more variation was possible. I personally prefer a story to stop when the characters are in the prime of life instead of rubbing our nose in mortality. The literal death by fucking could be handled in a single sentence. The story is so good I'd love to be able to edit and fix the 50-odd typos I saw, and a fair number of multiple-paragraph quote problems.

Still, it's the best erotic story I've ever read.

Plot: 10 | Technical Quality: 9 | Appeal to Reviewer: 10

Review by Threesheets   [other reviews by Threesheets]

Reviewed: 2007-12-22

Death by Fucking. If only. This is an excellent story and should be a fun read. I'm sorry it has taken me so long to get around to it. It's not a day by day recital of 50 yrs of life but visitaions to some high points that are important. Some folks will think that the story is cheated of high points and drama due to the time line that is covered. In order to keep this from becoming a 100 chapter epic it had to be covered in this manner. Nothing important is left out.
This is a humorous SciFi story. It could have been treated differently but I think it was done right.
It makes you wonder, "What If?" One of the things I like is it is or could be believable in a SciFi world.
It's not about "Fucking someone to death" but that line is explained if you look hard enough.
The sex is explicite and plentiful. The author got a little too cute with obscure quotes but heck, it's his story and he can quote who and what he wants.
In spite of a couple or homonyms the quality is excellent.
Bottom line, don't pass it up.

Plot: 10 | Technical Quality: 8 | Appeal to Reviewer: 9

Review by 54vette   [other reviews by 54vette]

Reviewed: 2004-01-24

'Death by Fucking' is a superbly written story. Among it's list of excellent qualities humor is handled in a way that never insults the characters or the readers. In fact, the humor aspect of the story makes you question whether or not this is a real story. It's that credible. There is also the high love and compassion factor. The women are treated with love, honor and the utmost respect. Their love for their man is treated equally. There is no kid sex in this story. Which is awesome. However, there is a lot of child love. The children from our main character's unique union are a wonder and makes this reader wish his kids were like that. You've got to read this one and then read it again because it's that good. EXCELLENT JOB A.W.!!!

Plot: 10 | Technical Quality: 10 | Appeal to Reviewer: 10