Teenage hacker Abadai Hatem was facing a choice between several decades in Gitmo and taking the offer of a mysterious man from the USAF. Turned out Gitmo might have been safer: Thrust into a secret interstellar war between mankind and a race of psionic aliens, Abadai will forge unlikely friendships and make shocking enemies. When using psychic powers requires constant nudity, you have to become...the Naked Warrior.
Size: 452 KB (83,578 words)
Genre: Science Fiction
Sex Contents: Much Sex
Tags: mt/ft, mt/Fa, ft/ft, Teenagers, Hypnosis, Mind Control, Romantic, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Military, War, Science Fiction, Aliens, Extra Sensory Perception, Space, Ghost, Sharing, Harem, Interracial, Oriental Male, Indian Female, Exhibitionism, Oral Sex, Voyeurism, Royalty
Review by Quasirandom [other reviews by Quasirandom]
Reviewed:
A story about naked psychic warriors (clothing dampens their powers) in mecha suits versus an evil space empire of psychic vampires, with a side order of Neanderthal superheroes — what’s not to like?
Seriously — what!?
Okay, I admit Dragon Cobalt’s manner of throwing every inventive thing into a story, including not just the kitchen sink but the upstairs bathtub, the neighbor’s garden hose, and a crate of lubricated rubber ducks, is not exactly to everyone’s taste. Your loss, if so. But peoples — it’s just so fun. There’s even a space princess in this one!
… yeah, okay, so that last is not exactly unique in his stories. He writes a lot of space princesses. It’s a Thing. (I’m also willing to go out on a limb and say, based on recurring elements, that he’s a size queen.)
“The Naked Warrior” puts the author’s unique brand of gonzo plotting and hyperkinetic fucking around on full(-frontal) display, wrapped around a plot that actually dovetails together neatly, despite being a wildly entertaining romp. With naked psychic warriors.
:flails arms helplessly:
JUST READ IT ALREADY!!1!!!
