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I thought it was punny

Dominions Son 🚫

I had a bout of pneumonia in Jan 2020. I thought of it today and that made me wonder.

How come no one ever gets oldmonia?

Jack Green 🚫

@Dominions Son

oldmonia

Oldmonia? That sounds as if you have contacted Dickishagrynitus. I advise you to self-isolate immediately. There is no known cure to this virus.

Argon 🚫

@Dominions Son

Be happy you haven't caught vagina pectoris; it requires peniscillin treatment…

Replies:   Maclir  joyR
Maclir 🚫

@Argon

I thought the treatment was slipadicktomy?

Replies:   Argon
Argon 🚫

@Maclir

both may be used synonymously

joyR 🚫

@Argon

vagina pectoris

Otherwise known as coitus intertitus.

Crumbly Writer 🚫
Updated:

@Dominions Son

How come no one ever gets oldmonia?

Shouldn't that be poldmonia?

P.S. It's really strange that in all this time, no one's come up with any clever puns concerning Covid. At least 19 is easier to rhyme.

Replies:   Grey Wolf  Maclir
Grey Wolf 🚫

@Crumbly Writer

I've heard people referring to various COVID-deniers / anti-vaxxers / etc as "Branch COVIDians".

Replies:   joyR
joyR 🚫

@Grey Wolf

And those who refuse to take precautions... COVidiots.

Maclir 🚫

@Crumbly Writer

Those who refuse to accept there's a problem - the 'shamdemic'

joyR 🚫

@Dominions Son

In a world of enforced vegetarianism...

...nobody expects the spinach inquisition.

:)

Replies:   palamedes  Grey Wolf
palamedes 🚫

@joyR

In a world of enforced vegetarianism...

I love my PETA T-shirt

People Eating Tasty Animals

Grey Wolf 🚫

@joyR

Given that vegetarians eat vegetables, pescatarians eat fish, fruitarians eat fruit...

... humanitarians scare me.

Replies:   joyR  Crumbly Writer
joyR 🚫

@Grey Wolf

... humanitarians scare me.

So do pacifists attempt to drink the pacific? Or do they just ease their hand in gently...?

Crumbly Writer 🚫

@Grey Wolf

Given that vegetarians eat vegetables, pescatarians eat fish, fruitarians eat fruit...

... humanitarians scare me.

Especially since most don't even fear God!

Replies:   joyR
joyR 🚫

@Crumbly Writer

Especially since most don't even fear God!

How is that relevant and why would it matter?

Those who volunteer as suicide bombers tend to be god fearing...

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Crumbly Writer 🚫

@joyR

How is that relevant and why would it matter?

Those who volunteer as suicide bombers tend to be god fearing...

God-fearing works both sides of the fence, just ask any mother, but if someone doesn't fear any repercussions, you'd expect they wouldn't hesitate to do the most vile acts.

Not that I actually believe that, as that's the same logic applied to gays, Jews, non-Christians (in general) and virtually any minority ever oppressed. But that's the most common thinking, that the ONLY thing keeping people honest is the fear of punishment.

Replies:   joyR
joyR 🚫

@Crumbly Writer

Ok. So it wasn't relevant then and doesn't matter.

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