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PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

My spouse read me something from the paper. Krispy Kreme, the donut people, are offering one free donut every day for the rest of this year if you come in and show them that you've received both of your two Covid-19 shots.
And, just to be fair, you can get a free donut even if you don't have both shots - but only on Mondays.
I'm not sure whether this is nationwide or just the local Krispy Kreme shop.

Grey Wolf ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

We saw it mentioned here, so it may well be national.

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

this is nationwide

Participating locations, but it's nationwide.

John Demille ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

show them that you've received both of your two Covid-19 shots.

They encourage you to get your shots by giving you diabetes. Awesome!

Replies:   Remus2
Remus2 ๐Ÿšซ

@John Demille

They encourage you to get your shots by giving you diabetes. Awesome!

Truth. If Marlboro was giving away a pack of cigarettes, I wonder if they'd get the same press? The last thing America needs is more sugar and fat.

Replies:   irvmull
irvmull ๐Ÿšซ
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@Remus2

"If Marlboro was giving away a pack of cigarettes, I wonder if they'd get the same press?"

Probably not.

My brother in law, the Urologist, tried giving away free prostate exams.

Not many takers.

REP ๐Ÿšซ
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@PotomacBob

Sounds like a good marketing campaign to me. Probably devised by women, since women are far more aware than men that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. :)

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

women are far more aware than men that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Anatomically, I little lower than the stomach.

Radagast ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

An enraged woman will hack straight through the sternum.

Replies:   bk69
bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Radagast

With a spoon.

bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

the way to a man's heart is through

...the gap between his fourth and fifth ribs.

samuelmichaels ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

the way to a man's heart is through his stomach

Need a longer blade, though.

Goldfisherman ๐Ÿšซ
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@PotomacBob

Had my shots and definitely not going to Krispy kream. Have diabetes for the last 50 years don't need it any more, but Dunkin I would risk it. Much better.

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