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DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

I'm not an author on this site, so I apologize if I'm intruding, but why do some authors avoid even the smallest fact checking.
The reason I'm writing is that I just read a story posted in the last couple of weeks. Not something major, but it's been annoying me.
It's a cheating wife story in which the husband discovers that his oldest daughter is not his child through a blood test.
The problem is that the author has both the wife and husband being AB blood type. The daughter is type O. His wife then admits the affair - a one-night-stand - with someone who is presumably type O.
But that can't happen. An AB parent can only have type A, B or AB children. If the child is O neither the husband or wife can be the parent. They would have to be given the wrong child at the hospital.
He runs a DNA test on his two daughters but not the wife. That would have to show that she was not the mother.
Why would an author spend the time to write several thousand words without checking one of the pivotal points in the story? It just doesn't make sense to me.

bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

Most likely explanation - he thought he knew what he was talking about and didn't need to check.
Next most likely explanation - he was just making it up and figured nobody who'd notice would read it.

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DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

Most likely explanation - he thought he knew what he was talking about and didn't need to check.

I guess that's right but it's an important part of the story and would take 10 seconds to check.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

Why would an author spend the time to write several thousand words without checking one of the pivotal points in the story?

Sometimes you don't know what you don't know so you don't know to do the research.

I had the police outline a dead body in a story. That's what Hollywood does so I thought it was the way it was done. It wasn't until someone emailed me to tell me it's not done that I researched it. But I didn't know to research it initially. (btw, in that story I left the outlining in for effect. If it's good enough for Hollywood, it's good enough for me.)

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@Switch Blayde


I had the police outline a dead body in a story. That's what Hollywood does so I thought it was the way it was done. It wasn't until someone emailed me to tell me it's not done that I researched it.

Hollywood didn't invent that out of whole cloth. While it's not SOP, a few big PDs have done it in a few high profile cases for various reasons.

The best known case and probably the one that drives the Hollywood body outline meme was from NYC in the 1920 or 1930s. High profile shooting on a public sidewalk. Press wanted photos of the scene showing where the bodies were, so the NYPD set up body outlines after the fact using police crime scene photos so the press could take pictures that indicated where the bodies were.

PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

The best known case and probably the one that drives the Hollywood body outline meme was from NYC in the 1920 or 1930s. High profile shooting on a public sidewalk.

Is the name of the victim a secret?

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@PotomacBob

Is the name of the victim a secret?

It's been a while since I read the story I found on-line about it. I don't remember the names (there were several victims).

The story I recall reading was a historical piece focused on the use of the body outlines.

It may not have even mentioned the victim's names. IIRC, it was a gangster area drive by shooting.

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

The best known case and probably the one that drives the Hollywood body outline meme was from NYC in the 1920 or 1930s. High profile shooting on a public sidewalk. Press wanted photos of the scene showing where the bodies were, so the NYPD set up body outlines after the fact using police crime scene photos so the press could take pictures that indicated where the bodies were.

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In some older movies or vintage photographs you might have seen chalk outlines marking the place of the victim in various crime scenes. This motif was integrated in many Hollywood movies, including the hilarious Naked Gun with Leslie Nielsen. But why crime scene investigators used to do that? Is chalk still being used in crime scene today?

Nowadays only children are playing with chalk outlines. Image credit: Bob Embleton via Wikimedia (CC BY-SA 2.0)

It is not just a fantasy of Hollywood movie makers โ€“ US police actually used to outline dead bodies just before they were taken away to the coroner's office. It was not as simple as you might think โ€“ you had to know what you're doing. First of all, you never drew around the body too soon. At first, the crime scene (or an accident site) has to be investigated by CSI officers. All possible clues and evidence must be collected before someone steps in with a piece of chalk. You want to disturb the scene as little as possible and to take pictures of everything before you do too much. In fact, if you start drawing too early, your colleagues are going to call you a "chalk fairy", which is not a nice nickname to have.

Outlines used to be made just before taking the body away. They were never as precise as shown in movies โ€“ they were done trying not to touch the body and skipping such details as finger placement or draping clothing. Usually, a yellow or white chalk was used, but in some cases a white tape had to substitute, because chalk was not available or simply didn't work on a particular surface. Interestingly, although these chalk outlines were done by police officers or crime scene investigators, they were not really useful for the investigation. In fact, they were mostly done for the media.

Of course, the media was always interested in such shocking crimes as a murder. Journalists were seeking crime scene pictures to illustrate their articles or even for shock value. However, a lot of these situations were just too gruesome to be published. Furthermore, police officers didn't want journalists to interfere with the investigation so they tried keeping them out of the crime scene in order to prevent possible contamination. In order to maintain good relations with the media and to provide information for the public, police officers would mark the outline of the body, take it away and then allow media to take some pictures to provide some visual information to go with their articles.

Nowadays it is not done anymore. With improved crime scene investigation techniques and technologies, the risk of contaminating the scene is a bit too big. Also, media is not allowed to crime scenes anymore as well. Instead, some markers (flags or little signs) are used to mark various evidences. And, of course, investigators themselves take a lot of pictures with the body in place. But movie creators are still sometimes using this interesting trope โ€“ you don't even need actors to play dead people."

DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

. It wasn't until someone emailed me to tell me

I looked to email him or comment with the correct information but he has no email link and comments are disabled.

samsonjas ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

Was the story tagged "true story"?

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DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@samsonjas

Thankfully, no.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

some do and some don't - that's life - live with it or get cremated.

Uther Pendragon ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

As others have said, you have to know what you don't know before you do research.
I'm willing to do research; I've read more books on background for my Post Gettysburg universe than I've written stories. Still, 've gotten some things wrong. Some items, people have told me about; some, I've learned in later research.

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Not_a_ID ๐Ÿšซ

@Uther Pendragon

As others have said, you have to know what you don't know before you do research.
I'm willing to do research; I've read more books on background for my Post Gettysburg universe than I've written stories. Still, 've gotten some things wrong. Some items, people have told me about; some, I've learned in later research.



The other side of it is remembering to ask "why is the author writing this?" as well.

If they're doing it as a casual hobby, they're just spitting out a story and not too concerned with the rest of it.

If they're more serious about writing something, they'll research it to some degree, but that's going to vary based on how much of a premium they place on accuracy as it relates to their story.

And of course, as you allude to, there also is the matter of simply being able to "know you don't know" and where to go in order to find answers, which might require knowing which questions to ask. For a new writer, I can imagine that could be quite the vexing challenge.

I know plenty of SciFi author's I've read end up with special thanks to various people who happen to work in a field relevant to stuff they're writing about. Those are either contacts they had before they started writing, or are ones they cultivated over time after they started getting published.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ
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@Uther Pendragon


Still, 've gotten some things wrong.

Me too.

For my Old West novel "The Breeder" I researched clothing and underclothing for the time period. I studied many pictures of women's dresses and used what I saw.

What I saw wasn't what it was. I happened to bump into someone whose passion was costumes or dressmaking or something. She told me the dresses in those days were not what we consider dresses today. They were two pieces โ€”ย a skirt and a jacket. From the pictures, it didn't look like that until I knew what to look for.

Thankfully I found a Mother Hubbard dress from that time period and showed it to her. She was amazed that there was an actual dress back then. The Mother Hubbard dress was more a smock than the dresses in my novel, but I left them the way they were.

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ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

For my Old West novel "The Breeder" I researched clothing and underclothing for the time period. I studied many pictures of women's dresses and used what I saw.

What I saw wasn't what it was. I happened to bump into someone whose passion was costumes or dressmaking or something. She told me the dresses in those days were not what we consider dresses today. They were two pieces โ€”ย a skirt and a jacket. From the pictures, it didn't look like that until I knew what to look for.

I was a background actor on a TV western back in the 90's for 2 seasons and boy the wardrobe people were strict on what we wore, how we wore it and how we removed it.

For the timeframe we were in most hats were shaped like a bowl on top and we were only supposed to take them off by the brim and to never pinch the top. All shirts were long sleeves and to never roll them up except foe me as I played the blacksmith most of the time and only when I was working the anvil. Almost all clothing was made of wool and very little cotton.

As for the women it was the upper and lower as you mentioned but also at least 3-4 layers thick and where we filmed was in Sagus CA. just on the edge of the desert and we would film winter scenes in the summer (100 degrees +) and summer scenes in the winter (in the 50's). Not to mention standing next to puddle of horse piss (one crew members job was picking up the horse shit) or in front of V8 powered wind machines. All for min. wage and a good meal.

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Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ
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@ystokes


All shirts were long sleeves and to never roll them up

It was a while ago that I did the research, but I think the long sleeves were to protect them from scratches and I think the sun. It didn't matter if it was hot. The hat was for the sun too. The men also wore bandanas so they could cover their nose and mouth to protect them from COVID-19 โ€” oops, I mean the dust.

One thing about all the clothing and underclothing they wore was that they had really stinky body odor. But like the Hollywood westerns, I didn't bring it up in my story except for one scene where after the hero buried his horse the heroine told him he was ripe. But it was to get him to strip so that she could wash his smelly clothes. That led to sex.

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StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

the long sleeves were to protect them from scratches and I think the sun. It didn't matter if it was hot. The hat was for the sun too. The men also wore bandanas so they could cover their nose and mouth to protect them from COVID-19 โ€” oops, I mean the dust.

That's exactly right. That's why Clementine said it was $5, $4 if the customer took a bath first.

(West World reference)

REP ๐Ÿšซ
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There are a lot of good answers above.

One thing we need to recall is, we typically use the internet to do our research. The internet doesn't contain information about everything; that is one reason research fails to support our stories. If the information is available, our searches may fail to find the information; that is a second reason research fails to support our stories. When research fails to find what we need, we have to create something to support the story.

In one of my stories, I did the research to determine the call sign assignment used by the Army Rangers. I couldn't find what I needed. But I did find a lot of information regarding the call sign assignment used by certain military units. The information I found indicated there was no standardized system for call sign assignment for all military units.

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DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@REP

In this case typing in "blood type inheritance" gives thousands of results with easy to read charts.

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REP ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

Your original question was about why an author didn't do research to find information. I responded to that. As to why a specific author failed to get it right, I don't know. You would have to ask that author.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

Although it may well not apply in this case, it's not uncommon for authors to do their research then write something that's incorrect for the sake of a good story. Police procedurals are a good example - most police work is extremely boring and done pretty much by rote, but if you wrote a story like that, almost nobody would read it.

AJ

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DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Although it may well not apply in this case, it's not uncommon for authors to do their research then write something that's incorrect for the sake of a good story. Police procedurals are a good example - most police work is extremely boring and done pretty much by rote, but if you wrote a story like that, almost nobody would read it.

When I first read it, I thought that the author might have been setting it up for a different story where it turned out the wrong child was given to at the hospital. Unfortunately, I was wrong.

Not_a_ID ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Although it may well not apply in this case, it's not uncommon for authors to do their research then write something that's incorrect for the sake of a good story. Police procedurals are a good example - most police work is extremely boring and done pretty much by rote, but if you wrote a story like that, almost nobody would read it.



The procedurals also demonstrate another thing very common in other fiction as well. "Cast compression" so where the reality is you'd have multiple people working on something, in the story, it's this one guy doing everything. Easier for both the author and the audience to keep track of.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Not_a_ID

Also the more CSI focused stories and shows have the cast compression as well.

It's not just multiple people working on something. In real world CSI, there is a lot of specialization.

The actual crime scene techs who collect the forensic evidence don't process any of it.

The techs who process DNA, don't do chemical trace analysis or ballistics.

The reality is you'd have dozens or hundreds of people who each touch a small piece of one case.

The other big issue for more traditional police procedurals or for CSI focused stories/shows is time compression.

DNA analysis for example, even once one piece of evidence gets to the head of the line in the lab (which itself can take weeks) processing that one tiny DNA sample can take days.

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Not_a_ID ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

DNA analysis for example, even once one piece of evidence gets to the head of the line in the lab (which itself can take weeks) processing that one tiny DNA sample can take days.



Depends on which process they're using. Some processes are now down to under an hour. Although there likely are additional steps before and after which may need to be done as well.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Not_a_ID

Some processes are now down to under an hour. Although there likely are additional steps before and after which may need to be done as well.

Absolutely. The samples don't come to the lab as raw DNA read for sequencing.

What they get is a blood or tissue sample that they then have to extract DNA from and if the sample is small they may not get enough DNA for the sequencing process so they have to get the DNA to replicate in a test tube so they have enough to process.

Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Also the more CSI focused stories and shows have the cast compression as well.

Hell, it is even still happening on major TV shows.

I will admit, I generally binge watch an entire season of a series in a week or so, once it is done for the season. And the last week I finally got around to Riverdale's last one.

And wanted to scream when an FBI agent had trace a phone call. And of course the old "keep them talking for as long as you can" trope was used, as the gal kept stalling the caller for almost a minute as he ran the trace.

Yea, only problem is that was only needed prior to around 1980, when some of the phone switching equipment was still analog. By late 1980, it had gone completely digital, and traces could be done in real time, instantly. In fact, technically the log of the call is already stored in the records before it is even connected.

Anybody who has ever seen Caller ID at work should understand that. Yet they still pulled out an old trope, with a silly box on the table that is over 40 years obsolete.

That is the problem with so many tropes, most of us know they are fake, but people tend to believe them anyways.

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Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

Hell, it is even still happening on major TV shows.

And laughably, I just saw them do it again.

I have been on the viewing end of a "Police Lineup". And they almost never happen like they do on TV or the movies. In one I just saw, they brought out 3 characters (2 female, 1 male), and they were the only 3 in the lineup where they were verified as the suspects in a murder.

Yea, that would get the entire case thrown out almost instantly. In a lineup, they actually are normally having multiple people identify suspects from several crimes. Pull out 5 or 6 from lockup, maybe 2 of which are suspects in that particular lineup for different crimes. They will all look similar, and be of a similar height.

Each will be instructed to step forward and say something. Then those trying to identify them will pass to the Deputy a note with things they may want to hear them say, or things for them to do. And in turn each will do exactly that.

There is no talking by those observing, and afterwards they are then brought in by a detective involved in that particular case to state which one they think is the guilty party.

In mine, it was about 2 months after an armed robbery. And of the 6, 2 of them were possible. The other 4 were close, but not him. I wrote a note, having each say "Have them open the door before I shoot your white ass." And the first possible guy sounded exactly like that guy when he gave me that order on that night. The other, his voice was not even close, and he added in vulgarities almost every other word.

But that was ultimately typical of so many cases. He was arrested with his partner, who was DOA after they were caught by police at another place a few weeks later. All they were doing was trying to determine how many other placed they had robbed, so they could tie them in and close out those cases as well. The survivor got 20 years, but I have no idea what happened to him after that.

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

Why would an author spend the time to write several thousand words without checking one of the pivotal points in the story? It just doesn't make sense to me.

I think you are expecting a little too much. Many authors are unable to grasp the location of the hymen...!!!

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Many

You misspelt 'Most' ;-)

AJ

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

Many authors are unable to grasp the location of the hymen...!!!

Assume a group of 100 authors who are:

1. Male
2. Happily married
3. Have an active sex life.
4. None of them are gynecologists.

How many of them have ever had the opportunity to actually see a hymen?

How many have seen more than one hymen?

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

How many of them have ever had the opportunity to actually see a hymen?

How many have seen more than one hymen?

How many of them cannot access any search engine or online resource? Not that difficult given that they are posting their stories online...!!

Then again, a better question might be how many care enough to find out??

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Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

How many of them cannot access any search engine or online resource? Not that difficult given that they are posting their stories online...!!

Then again, a better question might be how many care enough to find out??

I take it a much easier way. I simply assume the girl does not have one, even if she is still a virgin. Maybe torn during self-examination, or some other way.

Is not like we are in the middle ages anymore.

As for the topic itself, there has to be a trade-off between research, and actually writing the story. I typically do a fair amount of research. But there also comes a point where you just have to stop doing it and write the damned story.

I recently got a lot of interaction because one of my stories involved flying. I did not go into much detail, trying to keep it general.

And boy oh boy. People complaining about the choice of plane, even even going into detail about one that came out recently I should have used instead (failing to realize the story was set over 25 years ago).

But you will always have people doing that. I even had one complaining that in 1991 I had the MC selling used XT class computers. Hell, at that time I was still selling new ones. Some just love to complain about any little thing.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

Some just love to complain about any little thing.

And they love Twitter.

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

As for the topic itself, there has to be a trade-off between research, and actually writing the story. I typically do a fair amount of research. But there also comes a point where you just have to stop doing it and write the damned story.

Agreed.

Though if an author is going to describe sex involving a virgin with an intact hymen, it isn't "in depth" research.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

Hell, at that time I was still selling new ones. Some just love to complain about any little thing.

Nit pickers pick nits, it's what they do. If they can't find nit's to pick, they will invent them.

Robin G. Lovell ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom


I take it a much easier way. I simply assume the girl does not have one, even if she is still a virgin. Maybe torn during self-examination, or some other way.

Same here.

PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

Some just love to complain about any little thing.

Are they really complaining, or just pointing out something they think you might want to correct?

DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

I think you are expecting a little too much. Many authors are unable to grasp the location of the hymen...!!!

I thought everyone knew that it was located somewhere around 8 inches deep in the vagina.

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

I thought everyone knew that it was located somewhere around 8 inches deep in the vagina.

I was going to make a flippant reply but then someone might actually take your statement as fact.

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DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

I was going to make a flippant reply but then someone might actually take your statement as fact.

I do hope you know that I was relying on the anatomy described on here.

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AmigaClone ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive


I do hope you know that I was relying on the anatomy described on here.

I would use this one

https://storiesonline.net/doc/The_Hymen

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@AmigaClone

It appears that many if not most people (including authors here) are under the impression that the hymen is located within the vagina and that to break it, one must insert the penis to a certain depth into the vagina in order to reach it. That is incorrect; the hymen is, as the photograph reveals, part of the vulva, external genital organs.



To be perfectly honest, comparing the labeled photo to the ones showing a largely intact hymen, it does look to me like the hymen is inside the vaginal opening, it's just that the depth is very shallow, a few mm at most.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

I thought everyone knew that it was located somewhere around 8 inches deep in the vagina.

I'm sure I've read at least one story in which that was presented as fact. A third of the male protagonist's manhood was still outside when he encountered the hymen.

AJ

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Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

@DBActive

I thought everyone knew that it was located somewhere around 8 inches deep in the vagina.


I'm sure I've read at least one story in which that was presented as fact. A third of the male protagonist's manhood was still outside when he encountered the hymen.

If my calculations are correct that would mean he had a 24 inch dick. Seems a 'little' too much :D

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

If my calculations are correct

Two thirds of the protagonist's manhood is eight inches. By my calculation, the protagonist's manhood is a foot long in total.

Why do your forum posts sometimes disappear into the ether for several minutes? The forum heading showed you as having posted at 22:28:51. However your post still wasn't available to read at 22:35.

AJ

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Why do your forum posts sometimes disappear into the ether for several minutes? The forum heading showed you as having posted at 22:28:51. However your post still wasn't available to read at 22:35.

So I'm not the only one who sees that happening. It's not just Keet, but he's one of the ones it happens with most frequently.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Why do your forum posts sometimes disappear into the ether for several minutes? The forum heading showed you as having posted at 22:28:51. However your post still wasn't available to read at 22:35.

That's likely to be the way your ISP operates it's caching system as frequently called web pages will often be cached by the ISP and are only renewed after a certain time period or a set number of calls or both. This means that people will frequently be looking at a slightly out of date web page as against the very latest.

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awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

Like EB, I notice it most often with Keet, even though he's not the most prolific of posters. In fact, I don't think I can name anyone else because it happens with them so rarely.

AJ

joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Why do your forum posts sometimes disappear into the ether for several minutes? The forum heading showed you as having posted at 22:28:51. However your post still wasn't available to read at 22:35.



Simple answer is as follows;

All servers timestamp each data transfer, the older steam driven servers count in the traditional manner thus, "1Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi"

The SoL servers are in Canada, thus, "1 Mississippi eh, 2 Mississippi eh, 3 Mississippi eh"

The slight delay sometimes causes the body of the.post to be routed the long way around compared to the timestamped date header before being reunited.by your ISP

Happy now AJ ??

:)

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Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

"1 Mississippi eh, 2 Mississippi eh, 3 Mississippi eh"

LOL

Grey Wolf ๐Ÿšซ

@joyR

The routers also have to argue over whether they are rout-ers or root-ers. This can introduce considerable delay.

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Not_a_ID ๐Ÿšซ

@Grey Wolf

The routers also have to argue over whether they are rout-ers or root-ers. This can introduce considerable delay.

They also need to remember what they were routing or rooting for.

PotomacBob ๐Ÿšซ

@Grey Wolf

The routers also have to argue over whether they are rout-ers or root-ers.

A British news agency that used pigeons?

Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Why do your forum posts sometimes disappear into the ether for several minutes? The forum heading showed you as having posted at 22:28:51. However your post still wasn't available to read at 22:35.

Might have to do with my or my ISP's time settings. I see it myself too. Sometimes I answer an email before I received it according to the timestamps :D
The time difference you mention though is around 7 minutes where I see mostly differences in the 2-3 minute range. I'll do some digging here but I have a company server running which controls the time setting for everything to avoid differences on the internal network so I might not be able to rectify it.

Uther_Pendragon ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive


I thought everyone knew that it was located somewhere around 8 inches deep in the vagina.
R

Not everyone, only sex writers.

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

Hi Men. Its there to say Hi to men.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

Another thing to keep in mind when doing research for a story is the source of the researched material. The way certain history professors from some states in the USA report on matters like the US Civil War at its aftermath can be very different to how others report it. Also, many of the original source materials disagree on various points prior to the conflict. - That's just one of the more common areas you'll see variations on in stories.

Then we can get into the Mexican-American War and the War of 1812.

That's before you even get into such conflicts like the reports on the Battle of the Greasy Grass and how extremely different the people in it are portrayed by different sides at the time, and how the historians now look at it in light of archaeological research in the last 25 years.

The various reports and accounts of the American- Indian Wars of the 1800s, especially the post US Civil War encounters are another area of conflicting reports.

And the European historical wars make plates of cooked spaghetti with sauce and meatballs look like lined matches on the table.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

The say that the victors write the history, but the truth is that the survivors of the losers also write their version.

It is unfortunate, but history rarely happens with unbiased observers present.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

but the truth is that the survivors of the losers also write their version.

Only when they live through the aftermath of the conflict.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater


Only when they live through the aftermath of the conflict.

If they didn't live through the aftermath, they wouldn't be survivors.

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Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son


If they didn't live through the aftermath, they wouldn't be survivors.

You forget that sometimes a few of the winners don't like what happened and report the truth.

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@Ernest Bywater


You forget that sometimes a few of the winners don't like what happened and report the truth.

No, I haven't forgotten anything.

1. Dissenters among the winner's side writing a story different from the official version from the winner is not relevant to surviving losers writing their own version of what happened.

2. You can't take anyone's version as objective truth when it comes to history. There are no objective, unbiased observers.

Objective truth in history if it happens at all will come from the archeologists digging up physical evidence of what really happened, not from anyone's written accounts.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

The say that the victors write the history, but the truth is that the survivors of the losers also write their version.

I forgot to mention before, that sometimes the losers have a better Public Relations machine and they get to publicize their view of the event and to put their own spin on it to the point it becomes the official history.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

The various reports and accounts of the American- Indian Wars of the 1800s, especially the post US Civil War encounters are another area of conflicting reports.

From my novel "High School Massacre." Buck has the first line of dialogue below. He's an Apache Indian in Arizona.

"No. I'm not official. I sort of help out. That's all. You'll need to see the sheriff over at Blood Gorge."

"That's the name of a town?"

"Yup."

"It's more depressing than Tombstone."

Buck chuckled. "Named after a great victory during the Indian wars."

"Sounds like a loss."

Buck's toothy smile reappeared. "Depends on which side you were on."

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

That's before you even get into such conflicts like the reports on the Battle of the Greasy Grass and how extremely different the people in it are portrayed by different sides at the time, and how the historians now look at it in light of archaeological research in the last 25 years.

I'm surprised no one has asked about this famous battle, or does everyone now know what the victors call it?

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palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

I'm surprised no one has asked about this famous battle, or does everyone now know what the victors call it?

Well if you want an answer all I will say is he got what he deserved.

But if you demand an answer then I will give you this

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He also was a lieutenant colonel at the time of his death as he reverted back to colonel from brigadier general at the end of the Civil War.

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Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@palamedes


Well if you want an answer all I will say is he got what he deserved.

I agree, that's what you get for attacking non-combatants.

At least one person recognises the main characters and the event. You'd be surprised how many people don't.

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palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

You'd be surprised how many people don't.

Nope not really as I live and grew up in Monroe County his supposed home only because this is where his wife was from and lived. Books, TV, and Movies not to mention the Government and newspapers at the time he lived paints a pretty big picture of untruthes. Of course I wasn't very popular with my 8th grade history teacher when in my oral report I compared him to Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party as they both committed GENOCIDE.

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Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@palamedes

Of course I wasn't very popular with my 8th grade history teacher when in my oral report I compared him to Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party as they both committed GENOCIDE.

You should've included President Andrew Jackson in there as well to make it a trio.

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

You should've included President Andrew Jackson in there as well to make it a trio.

You are going to spoil my appreciation of a $20 bill. All I can say is at this point who cares? Washington and some other presidents were slave owners. Jefferson used at least one of his slaves for sex. Do I care Washington state and the District of Columbia are named for George? If it happened more than a hundred years ago, it isn't important now. None of World War 1 atrocities matter now. We are "friends" with the Japanese, never mind Pearl Harbor. And that was nearly 80 years ago. Some Presidents had mistresses and were not faithful husbands. If it doesn't get mentioned in your high school history class, it didn't happen.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

If it doesn't get mentioned in your high school history class, it didn't happen.

Not having sat in on US high school classes I can't say if it is or isn't mentioned, but his genocide and forced removal of the Indians to the west should be mentioned as they were the cause of all of the later Indian Wars.

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

the cause of all of the later Indian Wars.

I thought the slaughter of the buffalo caused a few? Not sure if it was the Comanche that fought to keep the buffalo from being wiped out...

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

the cause of all of the later Indian Wars.

I thought the slaughter of the buffalo caused a few?

And I thought it was the White man constantly breaking his word that caused many of the wars.

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Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

And I thought it was the White man constantly breaking his word that caused many of the wars.

that was the main cause of all of the conflicts, but the Trail of Tears meant the few Indians who survived it had less trust in the whites and it put more pressure on the resources used by the local Indians there before the forced removal.

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DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

ly hate to say it but your probably correct in that statement.

The Trail of Tears story is much, much more complicated than simple "Indian Removal" from the southeast. Some were sold out by their tribal governments. Some, the wealthier, were happy to relocate with their slaves and take the money. Most emigrated semi-voluntarily under heavy pressure from the US and tribal governments. Relatively few were forced to relocate at gunpoint. Thousands died but tens of thousands survived a brutal trek.
This is not a defense to what happened, but accuracy counts.

palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

The Trail of Tears

Just want to add to what you quoted for others to get a better idea.

The Trail of Tears refers to the forced relocation in 1838, of the Cherokee Native American tribe to Indian Territory in what would be the state of Oklahoma, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 4,000 of the 15,000 Cherokees affected. This was caused by the Indian Removal Act of 1830. The Trail of Tears is over 5,043 miles long and covers nine states: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Illinois, Kentucky, Missouri, North Carolina, Oklahoma and Tennessee which is just under 1 death for every mile they where forced to walk in their relocation. The numbers don't include how many died before the relocation or the number that died after they where relocated.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@palamedes

The numbers don't include how many died before the relocation or the number that died after they where relocated.

nor the numbers killed because they didn't want to move.

While the Trail of Tears is the best known record from that time the removal, but there were many more tribes involved as well. The lowest estimate for them all is over 8,000 Indians killed during the removal.

StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@palamedes

The Trail of Tears refers to the forced relocation in 1838, of the Cherokee Native American tribe to Indian Territory in what would be the state of Oklahoma, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 4,000 of the 15,000 Cherokees affected. This was caused by the Indian Removal Act of 1830. The Trail of Tears is over 5,043 miles long and covers nine states: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Illinois, Kentucky, Missouri, North Carolina, Oklahoma and Tennessee which is just under 1 death for every mile they where forced to walk in their relocation.

Not exactly.

There was more than one tribe forcibly located.

The Choctaw were forced to leave their lands first. Then the Creeks left. The Chickasaw, Cherokee, and the Potawatomi 'Trail of Death' all happened at about the same time, with the Seminole Indians last. And since they ended up fighting and the government gave eventually gave up, they 'won'.

Keep in mind that if the Indians lived on privately owned land, they stayed and were not subject to relocation.

I'm not sure where you come up with over 5,000 miles, unless you're adding everything together. The Potawatomi 'Trail of Death', for example, was 660 miles long and went from northwest Indiana to Kansas, before they ended up relocating later to Oklahoma. And adding all of them together doesn't add up.

I'm FROM Indiana - the Trail of Death was less than two miles from my house there. I'm IN Oklahoma now, in one of the few parts of the state that's literally not part of one of the Indian Nations. And my great-grandmother is on the Dawes Roll.

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@StarFleet Carl

There was multiple different tribes relocated from multiple different locations and not all tribes had short routes.

The Cherokee Native American Tribe started in Tennessee and then moved North threw Kentucky and into Indiana, from Indiana they moved West across Illinois crossing the Mississippi River into Missouri, from there they moved South into Arkansas and then again West into Oklahoma.

Another different Tribe the Seminole Trails of Tears was from South Central Florida North then West threw the Pan Handle of Florida, West threw Alabama and Mississippi into Louisiana, North threw Louisiana and Arkansas finally turning West again threw Arkansas and on into Oklahoma.

This is just two different tribes of many that where forced relocated and yes not every tribe moved had such great distances they where forced to travel and not everything back then as is today moving from point A to point B the biggest hurdle is the Mississippi River and this is how the miles added up for some Tribes that where forced to relocate. I remember when in the mid 90's I was travelling West and had to travel an extra 350 miles to find a bridge over the Mississippi River that wasn't closed due to flooding first and only time I seen a river that breached its banks 3-5 miles inland from the river where I'm from 1/4 maybe a 1/2 mile if your in a ditch a river flooding is severe.

Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ
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@StarFleet Carl


the Potawatomi 'Trail of Death' all happened at about the same time, with the Seminole Indians last. And since they ended up fighting and the government gave eventually gave up, they 'won'.

And it also depends on which parts of the tribe.

I am Potawatomi, and not all were forced to relocate. Primarily those that were had been involved in various wars against the US, ranging from Pontiac's War and the War of 1812 to those that took part in the Tecumseh confederation and others. Illinois and Indiana areas mostly.

The majority of the members of those tribes in other areas remained on their home areas (Michigan, Minnesota), because they did not rise up. But those that were seen as "troublesome" were relocated.

I always found it interesting that so many people fail to realize that while a lot of tribes were forced to relocate, even more were not and remained where they were because they did not attack those that settled in the surrounding area.

Most of the Algonquin and Anishinaabe tribes for example were never forced to relocate. The same with the Shoshone, because for the most part they had largely peaceful relations with those that came in.

There were exceptions as well, of course. But most were also back and forth. The tribes really did not differentiate "civilians" from any others, and raids upon settlers moving to places like California or Oregon happened fairly often. And even though many were "unsanctioned" by the tribes, the military would react as if it was. This led to a lot of escalation back and forth in the later 1800's.

Myself, I see both sides. Some of my ancestors were those relocated from around Illinois to Oklahoma. But others were members of wagon trains who moved to Oregon.

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Not_a_ID ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

The same with the Shoshone, because for the most part they had largely peaceful relations with those that came in.

The Shoshone(Fort Hall Indian Reservation) were forced into increasingly smaller patches of reservation land as settlers and railroads started to want the land the Shosone had. And most of those land cessations had nothing to do with their violating any treaty. It was the United States deciding to arbitrarily change the terms of the agreement on them.

Although you would be correct that they still retain a portion of their original ancestral lands.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

Some were sold out by their tribal governments.

Some of the individual Indians sold out and moved voluntarily, but there's never an agreement with a whole tribal council or the whole of a tribe. To compare what happened with the way things are set up in the USA today would be to have an agreement reached with 7 out of 12 County Commissioners in County A and then have everyone in Counties A, B, and C moved out while using that one agreement as the claimed authority.

And that doesn't get into the issue of Jackson telling them they were being moved regardless and it was either take the money and go or be forced to go and get no money.

Regardless of how you try to sugar coat what was done, it was Jackson who set the policy and process of taking the land from the Indians because the government wanted it for the white settlers.

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DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater


The Trail of Tears story is much, much

I'm not sugarcoating anything.
The fact is that the legal authority of the individual tribes accepted the terms of the treaties. As I said most moved voluntarily under extreme pressure.

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Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

The fact is that the legal authority of the individual tribes accepted the terms of the treaties.

Wrong, only a few of the tribal leaders from some tribes agreed to move, but Jackson took that as being an approval for everyone he felt he could. Thus when half of tribal group A reached an agreement he used that to ship out groups A, B, C, D, E, and F because they were remote cousins despite no one in the authority structures of the other groups agreed to anything. As I said, it's like some of the commissioners from the next county agreeing to something, taking the money, and suddenly your home in a different county to those commissioners is now owned by someone else.

However, what is worse is Jackson established the whole reservation concept and the idea of forcing Indians onto reservations, and that had disastrous effects all round for decades.

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

I thought the slaughter of the buffalo caused a few? Not sure if it was the Comanche that fought to keep the buffalo from being wiped out...

After the other tribes were forcibly moved into the area the demands on the animal food sources went up dramatically, which made the wastage of the meat by the buffalo hunters had a larger effect that it would've had if they hadn't been moved west.

redthumb ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

You are just talking about post Civil War. There were very few buffalo east of the Mississippi river There were Indian Wars in the 1700's.

Chief Justice John Marshall in Cherokee Nation v. Georgia stated that the Cherokee did not have standing before the court because the was not a 'foreign nation' in the sense intended by the Construction. In treaties signed by the Cherokee included the phrase that all the Cherokee are under the protection of the US. 9Theaty of Hopewell with the Cherokee Nov, 28, 1785 article III.

If unscrupulous men could get some Indians, that are NOT authorized to sign a treaty, to sign land over the Indians have to leave. (Check the prehistory of the Black Hawk War)

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@redthumb

You are just talking about post Civil War. There were very few buffalo east of the Mississippi river There were Indian Wars in the 1700's.

And how many of those would you think Ernest was including in "the later Indian Wars"?

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

And how many of those would you think Ernest was including in "the later Indian Wars"?

That depends, how far back are we going for the early Indian wars? 1492? Viking incursions into Vinland?

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Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

That depends, how far back are we going for the early Indian wars? 1492? Viking incursions into Vinland?

And it goes back even farther than that.

Pre-Columbian tribes were already warlike, that was nothing Europeans introduced. The Aztecs were raiding for slaves and sacrifices long before the Europeans arrived.

And the Lakota themselves changed warfare on the plains. Originally an East Coast tribe (like the Apache), they were pushed into the plains after the collapse of the Mississippian Culture, and the Plains tribes in return became more warlike then they had been previously. As tribes that split off of the collapsing Mississippian people fractured and moved off, running into other groups.

By the time Europeans arrived, North America was already in a smaller copy of what had happened in Europe and Asia thousands of years earlier. As one band pushed against another in Asia, creating the various "barbarian tribes" that crashed into Rome.

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

Pre-Columbian tribes were already warlike, that was nothing Europeans introduced. The Aztecs were raiding for slaves and sacrifices long before the Europeans arrived.

Should we get into the ancient conspiracy theorist types who believe that Atlantis was supposedly not far from Detroit? (I remember one claim that there were massive copper veins extracted from somewhere in Michigan, which matched up to some description of the amount of copper used in Atlantis... which would make the Mississippian tribes the Atlanteans, who were supposedly visited by ancient Egyptian explorers... and no doubt there'd have been some sort of war then...)

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Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

I remember one claim that there were massive copper veins extracted from somewhere in Michigan, which matched up to some description of the amount of copper used in Atlantis... which would make the Mississippian tribes the Atlanteans, who were supposedly visited by ancient Egyptian explorers... and no doubt there'd have been some sort of war then...

Which only proves what complete morons such people are.

The Mississippian Peoples were only around from around 800 to 1500 CE. Atlantis dates to before 350 BCE (it goes back farther, but that is the oldest dateable written references).

And most actual scholars and not the nutcases now connect Atlantis to the Minoan culture and Santorini. And they did indeed visit the Egyptians, the Minoans were a culture powerhouse of the era. But not in the way the nutcases (like those bullshit shows on what used to be "History Channel") try to make them out to be.

Myself, I never really cared about what the feeble-minded Conspiracy types thought. That is what I consider the only mental condition that can actively and tries to infect others.

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom


Myself, I never really cared about what the feeble-minded Conspiracy types thought.

Hey, they serve a real purpose. After all, we all need someone to laugh at, right?

palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

I never heard of Atlantis being near Detroit. As for the veins of copper that where mined they are pretty much located in the Upper Peninsula if Michigan the Modern quarries where placed at sites that local indians where all ready mining or in the indians case harvesting the copper that was found on the ground in the area. Almost all the copper mines in Michigan in the Upper Peninsula save for Kent County which is near Grand Rapids and on the West side of the state where Detroit is on the East side of the state. If your mining anything in Detroit it will be salt. The estimates of salt deposits in Michigan are astronomical. In the Detroit area alone, it is believed that there are over 71 trillion tons of unmined salt. Geological studies estimate that 55 counties of the Lower Peninsula cover 30,000 trillion tons of salt. The only conspiracy theorist item thing I have ever heard of is the Michigan Triangle over Lake Michigan (think Bermuda Triangle) or the Lake Erie waterspouts (think tornadoes on water) or the Lake Erie seiche (also called meteotsunamis) {sudden tall wave of water see the movie The Poseidon Adventure} that happen even on clear beautiful days. Never seen a seiche myself but it isn't uncommon to not see a waterspout at least once every year pretty cool to watch from shore but when your on the water and they appear not so nice.

mauidreamer ๐Ÿšซ

@redthumb

There were Indian Wars in the 1700's.



While there were some incidents beginning not long after the first landing at Plymouth, I believe the first War was the Pequot War 1636/7.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

You are going to spoil my appreciation of a $20 bill.

Biden, with his new Treasury Secretary, is taking Andrew Jackson off the $20 bill. It will be Harriet Tubman's picture.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde


Biden, with his new Treasury Secretary, is taking Andrew Jackson off the $20 bill. It will be Harriet Tubman's picture.

If anything they should put Tubman on the $10 or the $100. Those two aren't currently former presidents. If they are going to add a non-President, replace one of the current non-Presidents.

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

If anything they should put Tubman on

the $2 bill would be about right.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69


the $2 bill would be about right.

The $2 bill is still an ex President. I stand by my justification of picking one of the two denominations that is not currently an ex president.

DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son


If anything they should put Tubman on the $10 or the $100. Those two aren't currently former presidents. If they are going to add a non-President, replace one of the current non-Presidents.

With the exception of Washington, I have never thought it was appropriate to have any president or any other identifiable person on currency or coins. I would prefer we go back to allegorical characters.

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@DBActive


I would prefer we go back to allegorical characters.

We can't go back to something we have never had.

US paper currency has always had portraits of ex Presidents and other historical figures, going back to the first creation of standardized government issued paper currency. Bank notes (printed and issued by individual banks not the government) are a different story.

Is there any country that doesn't use portraits of real historical people on their currency?

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Keet ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Is there any country that doesn't use portraits of real historical people on their currency?

Currently: the EU (Wikipedia).
The Netherlands before the Euro had (famous) artists like poets, composers, painters. The last run before we switched to the Euro had birds instead of people.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

The EU is schizophrenic - it can't decide whether it's a country or not. I guess you've seen the row about the UK not affording the EU's 'ambassador' full diplomatic rights.

AJ

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

The Netherlands before the Euro had (famous) artists like poets, composers, painters.

Which would be real historical people.

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Which would be real historical people.

Not sure artists qualify as 'real people'...

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

@Keet

the Euro had birds instead of people

We had a bird who was a person. The First Lady, "Lady Bird" Johnson (LBJ's wife). But she wasn't on currency.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

We had a bird who was a person. The First Lady, "Lady Bird" Johnson (LBJ's wife).

Former NBA star Larry Bird.

Former US Senator Robert Byrd.

DBActive ๐Ÿšซ
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@Dominions Son


We can't go back to something we have never had.

You're right. Paper money has always been real people. Coins were not until the 20th century. I guess my post shows the problem with not doing any research before posting.

Anyway, I don't believe in having real people on the currency.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

I don't believe in having real people on the currency.

So what would you suggest to replace the existing portraits on US $1, $2, $5, $10, $10 and $100 bills?

Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

So what would you suggest to replace the existing portraits on US $1, $2, $5, $10, $10 and $100 bills

Why worry, by the time Biden and his cronies get finished with the USA you'll have Charles Fourier, Rosa Luxemburg, Karl Marx, Joe Biden, and Nancy Pelosi.

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irvmull ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

Why worry, by the time Biden and his cronies get finished with the USA you'll have Charles Fourier, Rosa Luxemburg, Karl Marx, Joe Biden, and Nancy Pelosi.

I understand Pelosi has been having the Marine Band practice the theme from The Godfather.

To replace "Hail to the Chief" as soon as she gets within striking distance of the office.

Of course, that might just be a rumor.

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Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

Of course, that might just be a rumor.

True, it may be rumour, but it does match her attitudes and behaviour. Although, I personally think she's more likely to go with something like "Here comes the Queen."

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

She more deserves the Sex Pistol's version of God Save the Queen.

irvmull ๐Ÿšซ
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@Ernest Bywater


True, it may be rumour, but it does match her attitudes and behaviour. Although, I personally think she's more likely to go with something like "Here comes the Queen."

Isn't that reserved for the Secretary of Transportation, Peter Paul Montgomery Buttigieg
(what a name).

In hopefully un-related news:

The Peter Paul Candy Manufacturing Company is a candy-making division within the Hershey Company.

Actually, I was hoping he would be on the ballot. He doesn't appear to be evil incarnate, like most of the others.

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

Actually, I was hoping he would be on the ballot. He doesn't appear to be evil incarnate

I actually have the Cthulu 2020 #NoLivesMatter mask. Because let's face it, if people were planning to vote for someone evil, why not go all out?

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

Because let's face it, if people were planning to vote for someone evil, why not go all out?

In other words, if people were planning to vote...

What non-evil option did we have to vote for?

Grey Wolf ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

I have an Arthur 2020 shirt. Below that it says "Waterlogged tarts lobbing scimitars can't be worse than our current system."

Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

The Peter Paul Candy Manufacturing Company is a candy-making division within the Hershey Company.

Actually, I was hoping he would be on the ballot.

Such does happen. Many decades ago, a Senator ran for President named "Paul Simon". A well known figure then, now largely forgotten. But Saturday Night Live had fun with them over their shared name. Having Paul Simon as the musical guest, and having him come on stage with Senator Paul Simon, both saying they were supposed to be the host that night.

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/paul-simon-monologue/n9661

I remember rolling in laughter that night, a very funny sketch.

palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

So what would you suggest to replace the existing portraits on US $1, $2, $5, $10, $10 and $100 bills?

I guess Ulysses S. Grant on the $50 is safe.

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richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@palamedes

I guess Ulysses S. Grant on the $50 is safe.

Everybody wants a grant. College students particularly, but almost everyone wants financial assistance.

DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

So what would you suggest to replace the existing portraits on US $1, $2, $5, $10, $10 and $100 bills?

Anything else than identifiable human figures. It could be dogs and cats for all I care.

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@DBActive


Anyway, I don't believe in having real people on the currency.

What fictional characters would be best for currency? James Bond? Maybe he should be on savings bonds, not currency. Who do they use on Monopoly money? The money doesn't have him, but several cards include Graphics with the Mr. Monopoly character (formerly known as "Rich Uncle Pennybags").

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DBActive ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

Why have any human figures on the bills?

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Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@DBActive

Why have any human figures on the bills?

Because putting things like a bird on a $1 coin would be loonie?

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

Oh c'mon... the queen's too old to really refer to as a bird anymore...

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palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

Because putting things like a bird on a $1 coin would be loonie?

Canadians are probably sorry for that.

LupusDei ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Is there any country that doesn't use portraits of real historical people on their currency?



Latvian Lati, the second time around from 1992 to 2014 had a historical character only on the 100 lats note, a writer and linguist famous for collecting and categorizing over two million folk songs (and having a glorious beard). 5 had oak tree, 10 a historical vista of Daugava river valley (as before flooded by hydroelectric dam), 20 an ethnographic farm house, 50 a sailing ship, and 500 had a profile of an idealized girl reused in multiple artworks including, on the silver 5 lats coin between the world wars. She's now on local 1 euro coins too.

BlacKnight ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

If anything they should put Tubman on the $10 or the $100. Those two aren't currently former presidents. If they are going to add a non-President, replace one of the current non-Presidents.

Hamilton (on the $10) may not have been a President, but as first Treasury Secretary and father of the First Bank of the United States, he's a much more appropriate figure to be on our money than Jackson, who vetoed the Second Bank.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ
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@BlacKnight


Hamilton (on the $10) may not have been a President, but as first Treasury Secretary and father of the First Bank of the United States, he's a much more appropriate figure to be on our money than Jackson, who vetoed the Second Bank.

If one of the current set of dead Presidents on our currency is unworthy, he should be replaced with a different dead President, not a non-President.

Franklin is probably the best candidate to be replaced.

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BlacKnight ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

If one of the current set of dead Presidents on our currency is unworthy, he should be replaced with a different dead President, not a non-President.

Why? What makes Presidents more especially appropriate to put on our money?

If we're going to replace somebody, why not replace the guy who would hate there even being a federally-issued $20 bill for his face to be on?

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@BlacKnight

Why? What makes Presidents more especially appropriate to put on our money?

Because Dead Presidents are traditional for the US, the majority of our currency notes have always been dead Presidents. Dead Presidents has even become a slang term for money.

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Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Because Dead Presidents are traditional for the US, the majority of our currency notes have always been dead Presidents. Dead Presidents has even become a slang term for money.

Hmmm, not really. Just those most commonly used.

The largest US Bank note ever was the $10,000 note, which had former SCOTUS Chief Justice and Secretary of the Treasury Salmon Chase.

Former Chief Justice John Marshall used to be on the $500 note.

And before the Federal Reserve, use had states and banks that made their own, and would put on damned near whoever they wanted to.

But in 1969, the government removed all bills in excess of $100 from circulation, and I can't see them returning any time soon. Which leaves only 5 bills to work with. 2 are Presidents, 3 are not.

bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

Which leaves only 5 bills to work with.

$1
$2
$5
$10
$20
$50
$100

Hmm... seems like more than 5.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

And before the Federal Reserve, use had states and banks that made their own, and would put on damned near whoever they wanted to.

And those notes were not actually legal tender US currency. They were called bank notes for a reason.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Mushroom

n. Which leaves only 5 bills to work with. 2 are Presidents, 3 are not.

Actually, there are seven denominations BK69 lists them.

George Washington on the $1 bill
Thomas Jefferson on the $2 bill
Abraham Lincoln on the $5 bill
Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill
Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill
Ulysses S. Grant on the $50 bill
Benjamin Franklin on the $100 bill

And only two of them, Hamilton and Franklin were not Presidents.

BlacKnight ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Because Dead Presidents are traditional for the US, the majority of our currency notes have always been dead Presidents.

That's really not the case. The current batch has more Presidents than not, but that hasn't traditionally been true.

The $20 alone has featured:
* The goddess Liberty
* an eagle
* Pocahontas and John Rolfe
* 1st Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton (currently on the $10) and the goddess Victory
* Commodore Stephen Decatur
* President James Garfield
* Treasury Secretary Daniel Manning
* Chief Justice John Marshall
* Treasury Secretary Hugh McCulloch
* 1st President George Washington (currently on the $1)
* President Grover Cleveland
* President Andrew Jackson (current)

So Presidents haven't been the majority, and barely even beat Secretaries of the Treasury for the plurality.

Jackson may be the least appropriate person we have ever put on our money, not just because he was a well-known all-around asshole, but because he spoke out against paper money and actively worked to destroy the national bank. The only possible justification for having him on our most popular paper money is as a "fuck you" to Jackson himself, and given that he's been dead for 175 years, that seems kind of a waste of time and space that we could use for actually honoring somebody who deserves it.

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@BlacKnight

The only possible justification for having him on our most popular paper money is

a over-developed sense of irony?

Mushroom ๐Ÿšซ

@BlacKnight

The only possible justification for having him on our most popular paper money is as a "fuck you" to Jackson himself

Actually, it is because of the Democrats.

It must be realized, at the time the Federal Reserve Note came out, the Democrats had largely been in a roughly 50 year political drought. Woodrow Wilson was only the second Democratic President since James Buchanan left in 1860 (not counting Cleveland being elected to 2 non-consecutive terms). And in 1914 the notes were split. Washington with no obvious Party, along with Hamilton and Franklin. And 2 Democrats (Jackson-Cleveland) and 2 Republicans (Lincoln-Grant).

Then in 1926 when the $2 was brought back, Jefferson was added. And at that time, there were really no other Democrats people would have considered adding to the bill.

And the bills are now pretty much considered to be "set". If anything, in the future we may see changes in coins however. That has been done many times now, so if there are any future changes, it will probably be in replacing coins that already have the same person as a bill (penny, nickel, quarter). Or if any bill is changed, it would be the $2, as it is rarely used anyways. And that changed to another, as the Jefferson Nickle remains the same.

But it was not any kind of insult to Jackson. It was trying to be "impartial" in the selection of faces. Two from each party. And he was actually much less objectionable than many of the Democrats available at the time.

Grover Cleveland was the only one eligible post-Civil War, as he had died in 1908.

richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@BlacKnight

The only possible justification for having him on our most popular paper money

Well, it could be his name, Jacks on.

People at the Treasury who make that kind of decision may not want to be known as the people responsible for a Jacks off.

"jacks off

English
Verb
jacks off

Third-person singular simple present indicative form of jack off."

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StarFleet Carl ๐Ÿšซ

@richardshagrin

People at the Treasury who make that kind of decision may not want to be known as the people responsible for a Jacks off.

You know when you play Texas Hold-em, and your two cards are the Jack of Diamonds and the King of Spades, your hand is jack king off.

palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

You should've included President Andrew Jackson in there as well to make it a trio.

Damn your right I never even thought about it though I did know of the Trail of Tears. Now I'm wondering how that would have increased my teachers hatred of my report.

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Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@palamedes

Now I'm wondering how that would have increased my teachers hatred of my report.

Probably a lot, as many people in the US east coast venerated Jackson for all of the extra farmland he got for them to have and use so cheaply - paid for by the blood of Indians.

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palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

many people in the US east coast venerated Jackson

I would bet most people today would be challenged in telling you anything about Jackson other than he was a president (but not when he served) and is on the $20.

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@palamedes

I would bet most people today would be challenged in telling you anything about Jackson other than he was a president

Hell, I'd bet a large number would say he was a country singer.

awnlee jawking ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

Hell, I'd bet a large number would say he was a country singer.

Weren't there five of him? ;-)

AJ

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking

Wrong genre of music. Was referring to Alan Jackson, not Mike and his parasitic sibs.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@awnlee jawking


Weren't there five of him? ;-)

No, Lincoln is on the $5, Jackson is on the $20.

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palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son


Weren't there five of him? ;-)

No, Lincoln is on the $5, Jackson is on the $20.

If their was five of them then it would be Benjamin Franklin he is on the $100

palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@bk69

Hell, I'd bet a large number would say he was a country singer.

I truly hate to say it but your probably correct in that statement.

Not_a_ID ๐Ÿšซ

@palamedes

I would bet most people today would be challenged in telling you anything about Jackson other than he was a president (but not when he served) and is on the $20.

He was the first Democrat to have his election to the Presidency stolen from him. ;)

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Not_a_ID


He was the first Democrat to have his election to the Presidency stolen from him. ;)

He never even ran for President as a Democrat. He was elected VP under Lincoln in 1864 on the National Union ticket.

In 1868, the Democrat presidential nominee was Horatio Seymour.

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palamedes ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

He never even ran for President as a Democrat. He was elected VP under Lincoln in 1864 on the National Union ticket.

Maybe you are confusing Andrew Jackson (March 15, 1767 โ€“ June 8, 1845) with Andrew Johnson (December 29, 1808 โ€“ July 31, 1875) who assumed the presidency as he was vice president at the time of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.

Not_a_ID ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

He never even ran for President as a Democrat. He was elected VP under Lincoln in 1864 on the National Union ticket.

Uh... We were talking about Andrew Jackson, the guy on the $20 bill..

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Not_a_ID

Uh... We were talking about Andrew Jackson, the guy on the $20 bill..

Yeah, I keep confusing Jackson and Johnson.

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richardshagrin ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Jackson and Johnson.

One is the son of a Jack (Jack or jackass, a male donkey).
The other is the son of a John. Two possible meanings.
"john
/jรคn/

noun INFORMAL
1.
NORTH AMERICAN
a toilet.
2.
a prostitute's client."
Kind of difficult to decide which to have as a father.

Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

I agree, that's what you get for attacking non-combatants.

From what I've read on it, the regiment that attacked the non-combatants was actually acting against Custer's orders.

Three regiments each with their own Colonel and the other two colonels were unhappy about Custer being in over-all command.

Part of the reason Custer's regiment got slaughtered is that the regiment that attacked the non-combatants wasn't where it was supposed to be and couldn't/didn't reinforce Custer's regiment.

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Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ
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@Dominions Son


From what I've read on it, the regiment that attacked the non-combatants was actually acting against Custer's orders.

Custer had split the force into 3 parts so he wouldn't have to share the main glory with the other two senior officers.

It was the troops under Custer's Command who made the main attack on the non-combatants as his intent was to force the warriors to surrender once he had made their families prisoners. Custer did order Reno to attack the village from the left flank on the left side of the river, which Reno did. However, Reno suspected a trap and stopped short, then got bogged down when the few warriors still in the village attacked Reno.

The Indian non-combatants ran in the other direction. Custer was on the other side of the river and he rode along the river to flank the fleeing non-combatants to take them prisoner. However, he was trapped on his side of the river as there was a long area there with no way to ford the river. Custer's force spread out due to how he was pushing to get ahead of the fleeing women and children. It was while he was spread out that the other warriors returning to the village hit Custer from his flank and front, then many of the warriors who'd run Reno off crossed the river to hit Custer from behind.

In the last few decades archaeological work at the site has shown how many of the troops were killed while fleeing on foot after the Indians had run off their horses. There's a very interesting documentary on it I saw a couple of years back on YouTube, I think it was a Hallmark or PBS program on the battle with the recent work.

bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

does everyone now know what the victors call it?

I'm not sure about everyone, but probably most of the reasonably well informed... which makes up many of the regulars here.

Grey Wolf ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater

By serendipity I was able to visit the battlefield last summer. My wife and I were traveling cross-country visiting national parks and I just happened to think, wait, isn't that near here?

It was.

So very worth the side trip.

Switch Blayde ๐Ÿšซ

There's was a thread a while back on "write what you know." One (or more famous authors, I don't recall) said to write what you don't know so that you can learn something new doing the research.

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BlacKnight ๐Ÿšซ

@Switch Blayde

There's was a thread a while back on "write what you know." One (or more famous authors, I don't recall) said to write what you don't know so that you can learn something new doing the research.

Not "write what you know", but "know what you write".

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Ernest Bywater ๐Ÿšซ

@BlacKnight


Not "write what you know", but "know what you write".

Now if only we can get that concept to be applied by the law makers!

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@Ernest Bywater


Now if only we can get that concept to be applied by the law makers!

But you have to pass the giant bill longer than the sum total of all human fiction before you can know what's in it.

/sarc

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joyR ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

But you have to pass the giant bill longer than the sum total of all human fiction before you can know what's in it.

Before they could 'pass' it, they'd first have to eat it... Now that might be a solution, any bill to large and they choke on it.

:)

ystokes ๐Ÿšซ

I always wondered how much research Jay Catrell did for Dazed in the valley.

irvmull ๐Ÿšซ
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In related news, the new Secretary of Transportation traveled to Pennsylvania today to announce the re-opening of the Hershey turnpike. "I'm pleased to see that traffic is now flowing freely in both directions" he said.

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Dominions Son ๐Ÿšซ

@irvmull

Isn't the Hershey Highway supposed to be one way?

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bk69 ๐Ÿšซ

@Dominions Son

Depends on which team you play for...

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