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REP 🚫

I am perplexed by authors who deliberately do things that will interrupt their readers and pull them out of the flow of their story.

I am currently enjoying a long story that is a very good read, but the author has given his readers 10 units of alien units of measure and their conversion factors for computing the Earth equivalent. With my memory issues, there is no way that I will remember his UOMs and their conversion factors. Looking up a non-standard unit of measure and its value and then doing the math to compute the time span or distance pulls me out of the story.

Normally, that would annoy me and result in me bailing from the story. Instead, I chose to ignore the author's terms and use the context of its usage as a rough estimate of its value. Of course, I will also drop the story's rating by several points for putting me in that situation.

I also recall a story in which the author gave his readers a list of foreign phrases and their translations and used the phrases in the story. I bailed on that story before I finished the second chapter and gave the story a very low rating.

So, does anyone have an explanation as to why some authors put their readers in the position of having to memorize a list of words or phrases and their meanings in order to understand what they are reading?

Dicrostonyx 🚫

@REP

There's a variety of reasons, but most of them aren't very good. Certainly not worth losing the audience over.

For example, I think a lot of authors do this sort of thing to "show their own work" so to speak. A lot of research and world-building needs to be done for even a simple SF or fantasy story and I think a lot of authors consider that times wasted if they don't put the maximum amount of it on the page.

Whereas in reality it is the authors who do all that work and don't info dump who usually get the most traction out of it.

I can think of two semi-connected reasons to do this which do make sense, although again it should be done sparingly and carefully with information released as needed, not simply having an early info dump.

Use one is to make the "this is not Earth" point. And while that's true to a point, there's a reason why books aren't actually written in alien languages. Personally I think that most stories, even SF/fantasy ones, should use measurement systems that are recognisable to readers and simply treat the book as being a translation from the original.

The one significant exception to the above is if the story involves both the alien POV and a modern human POV, such as with a human on an alien ship or an alien ship crashed one Earth. In this case it makes sense for terminology confusion to be part of the story.

The other situation, much less common, would be if the alien race has such a different perspective than us that their system of measurement simply doesn't make sense in human terms. For example, a quasi-corporeal hive mind race might not understand distance as a physical property and instead think of it in terms of generations (ie, 63% of the components of my self will die and reborn while I travel from A to B).

The second reason I can see for using alternate terms would be when writing for an audience that includes both readers from multiple countries. Most of Europe and Asia use metric throughout society. The UK and most Commonwealth countries primarily use metric, but often still use Imperial/ American Standard for some things. As a 50-ish Canadian, I think of body height and weight in Imperial, but use metric in the broader contexts. The US, of course, is almost entirely on American Standard to the point that metric isn't even taught in schools for general understanding unless someone takes advanced science classes.

With this in mind, I'd be tempted to use a modified metric system in genre writing with new words. The reader doesn't really need to know if a measure of distance is a mile or a km, a cm or an inch, as long as the meaning is guessable and internally consistent that's all that really matters. The reason I say a modified metric system is that I'd probably either stick to base 10 or base 12 and use that throughout the system. While not entirely realistic historically, it will make sense to metric users without being any more confusing than anything else to non-metric users.

akarge 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

You mentioned base 12 and it reminded me of the Conrad Stargard series by Leo Frankowski. (Dead tree)
His modern day engineer transported to the 12 century (IIRC) decided to convert the Polish economy to base 12, because the farmers and such already used 'dozens' and 'gross' for goods

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Dicrostonyx 🚫

@akarge

Yeah, I really enjoyed that series as a teen. rereading it as an adult was far less fun, but so it goes.

I was a math kid and while it's completely understandable why base 10 is the standard in so many cultures, from a mathematical standpoint base 12 makes a tonne of sense. There's also several historical civilizations who used it, most notably the ancient Egyptians, which makes it a lot easier to substantiate as a larger system.

Through in an ancient empire and you have a good excuse for everyone in a fantasy world to be using the same metric-style standardized base 12 system despite being a bunch warring states today.

Replies:   Dinsdale
Dinsdale 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

Didn't the Babylonians use base 60? Yup, agrees with me so it must be right.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

The other situation, much less common, would be if the alien race has such a different perspective than us that their system of measurement simply doesn't make sense in human terms.

They might not have two hands with five digits on each, in which a base 10 system would be completely unintuitive to them.

AJ

REP 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

when writing for an audience that includes both readers from multiple countries

Using metric or imperial will result in a minor bit of confusion with readers who are not intimately familiar with both measurement systems. However, most readers are at least vaguely familiar with the system their country does not use.

Replies:   samuelmichaels
samuelmichaels 🚫

@REP

I remember David Drake, who sadly passed away a few months ago, using both imperial and metric measure in his RCN science fiction series. He actually explained it in one of his notes that it was not meant the people in this theoretical far future would use either of those measurement systems, but he wanted to give an impression that people from different planets would use *different* systems which would appear somewhat strange to each other.

DBActive 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

The US, of course, is almost entirely on American Standard to the point that metric isn't even taught in schools for general understanding unless someone takes advanced science classes

Where did you get that idea? Every American school child is exposed to metric and numerous everyday items are measured in metric.
While people don't think in metric terms, distance and capacity are metric measurements everyone is at least somewhat familiar with.
Temperature? Except for scientific and engineering uses, nobody, including recent immigrants uses Celsius.

Michael Loucks 🚫

@DBActive

Temperature? Except for scientific and engineering uses, nobody, including recent immigrants uses Celsius.

Natural born USA:ian. I only use Celsius. All my devices are set to metric (including my car).

So, not 'nobody'.

Replies:   DBActive
DBActive 🚫

@Michael Loucks

Ok, not nobody. But even my Belgian and English neighbors always use real temperatures when speaking, even in groups who are largely non-American.

Replies:   Keet
Keet 🚫

@DBActive

Ok, not nobody. But even my Belgian and English neighbors always use real temperatures when speaking, even in groups who are largely non-American.

So they use Kelvin? ;)

Replies:   akarge
akarge 🚫
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@Keet

Nope:

On fire
Really hot
Hot
Warm
Nice
Cool
Cold
Really cold
Artic

Replies:   Dinsdale  awnlee jawking
Dinsdale 🚫

@akarge

Neighbours of mine were up in the Arctic circle (I think it was Norway) just over a month ago.
The temperature was around 27 degrees (300 kelvin, 80F) day and night, although "night" did not really apply there at that time of year. If "Artic" was meant to be "Arctic", you might want to rethink where it lies on your scale.

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Keet 🚫

@Dinsdale

If "Artic" was meant to be "Arctic", you might want to rethink where it lies on your scale.

Freezing?

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Keet

Freezing?

Frostbite?

AJ

Replies:   Dinsdale
Dinsdale 🚫

@awnlee jawking

The answer comes to me courtesy of JC: Subarctic.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dinsdale

The answer comes to me courtesy of JC: Subarctic.

I'm not a great fan of JC since both Biden and Trump claimed his dad's support for their election campaigns.

But surely subarctic is warmer than arctic, just as subtropical is cooler than tropical.

AJ

Replies:   Dominions Son
Dominions Son 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I'm not a great fan of JC since both Biden and Trump claimed his dad's support for their election campaigns.

Hmm, Biden claimed he wouldn't bow out of the Presidential race without a sign from the Almighty, then he bowed out. I don't think he had as much support from that quarter as he claimed.

Replies:   REP
REP 🚫

@Dominions Son

Perhaps he considered catching Covid as a sign from the Almighty.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@akarge

In similar vein, I wanted an adjective to describe a really good performance. My first thought was 'stellar', but somehow that didn't sound impressive enough so I chose 'stratospheric'. But that makes no sense - the stars are further away than the stratosphere.

What do others think? Is 'stellar' more or less impressive than 'stratospheric'?

AJ

Replies:   Grey Wolf
Grey Wolf 🚫

@awnlee jawking

Bigger words better, right? Size matters (regardless of the units of measure, to keep this topic-relevant)?

Dicrostonyx 🚫

@DBActive

Most I got this impression from a host of American-born YouTubers living abroad commenting on how hard it was for them to adapt and how little metric education they had in school.

I'm not saying no one knows any metric, but there's large parts of in Europe that wouldn't make sense to the average American.

For example, if I told you that my favourite cafe is open 0730 to 2100, serves coffee in 120mL and 250mL cups at 70Β°C, and has a really cute server who's just a little shorter than my height of 1.77m ... how much of that do you understand without having to stop and think or look up conversions?

And it's not just obvious measurements. Instead of miles per gallon, cars are rated in litres per 100 km.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

For example, if I told you that my favourite cafe is open 0730 to 2100

A UK study found that the majority of Generation Z can't tell the time from an analogue clock or watch.

AJ

Dominions Son 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

open 0730 to 2100

Few Americans would be at all confused by time expressed without a separator between hours and minutes or by a 24 hour clock, neither of which have anything in particular to do with the metric system.

serves coffee in 120mL and 250mL cups at 70Β°C

A lot of food packaging in the US today is either metric or has both standard and metric. Government mandated nutrition label information is in metric (grams and milligrams).

I buy soda in 16.9 ounce (500ml) bottles.

how much of that do you understand without having to stop and think or look up conversions?

All of it.

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akarge 🚫

@Dominions Son

Ex army, so the clock times are easy. So was all the rest, although it took a moment to decide that that was a tall lady.

Replies:   Dinsdale
Dinsdale 🚫

@akarge

Around 2003 I was on a bus trip with some serving members of the US Army (possibly marines). One of them did not turn up at 14:00 as expected, the group waited for around 20 minutes but he was still missing and could not be reached so we drove off - the trip was 300 miles and was going to take 6 hours including the mandatory 45 minute break for the bus driver.
The missing link finally rang someone in the group at around 16:00 - he had confused 14:00 with 4 pm.
There was a decent train connection (also around 6 hours) and he turned up late that evening.
Since I remember it as having been dark when we arrived there - and it was summer - my guess is that it took us quite a bit longer than six hours, possibly because leaving late on a Friday meant we caught a lot more weekend traffic.

Replies:   akarge  REP
akarge 🚫

@Dinsdale

Yes, but as you said, he was a Marine. There is direct evidence that they are all brain damaged. i.e. they all VOLUNTEERED to join the Marines.

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REP 🚫

@Dinsdale

Around 2003 I was on a bus trip with some serving members of the US Army (possibly marines).

The missing link finally rang someone in the group at around 16:00 - he had confused 14:00 with 4 pm.

Marines are members of the Marine Corp, not the US Army. I guess your comment was about not remembering if they were Army or Marine Corp.

Regardless of their branch of service, I find it difficult to believe "he had confused 14:00 with 4 pm". Sounds more like an excuse for not being where he should have been at the proper time. Probably the only thing he could come up with to prevent him from being court marshaled for Missing a Movement, which is a serious violation of the UCMJ.

Replies:   Dinsdale
Dinsdale 🚫

@REP

Yeah, I should have said "US armed forces".
A court martial would have been utterly inappropriate in this case, he was on this trip in his own free time in a private capacity. I am not - and have never been - a member of any armed forces and I was there as well.

Replies:   REP
REP 🚫

@Dinsdale

That may be true that he was traveling on his own free time in a private capacity, but I doubt it.

It is a common practice for the military to cut orders for a military member to report to a specified place at a specified time and travel at government expense to where they are to report to their new unit. When they are traveling under those circumstances, they are not traveling on their "free time in a private capacity",

The fact that he attempted to excuse his not being at that location at 1400 hours strongly suggests he had written orders to report to a designated individual at that bus station.

Replies:   Dinsdale
Dinsdale 🚫

@REP

This is ridiculous, I WAS THERE.
It was a weekend trip to a hilly/mountainous area to go hiking, rock climbing, cycling, whatever. It was organised by a private club, although it was affiliated with the US (possibly the military) for tax purposes.
How can you want to determine whether this was an "official" trip when all you have to go on is that he was in the military?

Replies:   REP
REP 🚫
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@Dinsdale

How can you want to determine whether this was an "official" trip

I didn't know if it was an official trip. All I had to go on is what you said in your posts. You stated that you were on a bus trip. You stated that there was a group of military members on the bus. You did not state that you and the military members were traveling as a group.

It is not uncommon for a group of soldiers to travel on a bus, train, or plane as a group and talk with other people who were also on that mode of transport. My impression was you were on the bus but not part of the group. That is what I understood from your first post. Your second post reinforced the impression you gave me in the first post. That impression was you were on the bus but not part of the group of military personnel.

It wasn't until this post that you identified that you were part of and traveling with the group of military personnel. I wasn't until this post that you identified the purpose of the trip.

While in the military, I made several trips similar to the one you described. So I drew upon my experience to understand your first two posts. My conclusion was they were traveling on official business.

REP 🚫
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@Dominions Son

All of it.

Thank you DS.

You and most of the other posters are confirming my point.

To me, part of an author's job is to write passages that are understandable to their readers. If a passage contains a value that is meaningless, then:

1. The reader has to stop and decide if the value is important enough to convert to an understandable value.

2. If Yes, they have to find/determine the conversion ratio and do the conversion.

3. Regardless of whether their answer to #1 is Yes or No, they have been pulled out of the story and need to reenter the thread of the story. If they have to scroll to a different portion of the chapter or story, then they have to find where they left off from reading.

Personally I believe that using a value that is meaningless to a reader is a stupid thing to do. If the author provides a list of conversion ratios, it is doubly stupid to expect a reader to memorize that list.

Some authors will also give a converted value in either metric or imperial. If the value being converted is a fictional unit of measure (e.g. a totad, a canler, etc.), then converting the value to just metric or just imperial creates the same situation, if the reader only knows and uses metric or imperial.

Replies:   Michael Loucks
Michael Loucks 🚫

@REP

Few Americans would be at all confused by time expressed without a separator between hours and minutes or by a 24 hour clock, neither of which have anything in particular to do with the metric system.

Anecdotally, I'd say this is incorrect. Several places I've worked I instructed members of my global team to specify meeting times in twenty-four-hour time, based on UTC. That ensured everyone knew the correct time for the meeting and there was no confusion.

Of course, the C-level folks who were cc:d on those meeting minutes demanded that time be specified in am/pm, and that it be listed for each office local timezone because 'nobody can figure out twenty-four-hour clocks or UTC offsets'.

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REP 🚫

@Michael Loucks

That quote was made by Dominion Sons, not me.

awnlee jawking 🚫

@Michael Loucks

'nobody can figure out twenty-four-hour clocks or UTC offsets'.

UTC offsets are non-trivial when daylight saving regimes come into consideration.

AJ

Replies:   Dinsdale
Dinsdale 🚫

@awnlee jawking

I have worked for an airline, they used UTC for times and we were all capable of working out the offset "on the fly". This was in the days before Outlook or the internet were invented, although it may have helped that the mainframe ran on UTC.

Dominions Son 🚫

@Michael Loucks

Anecdotally, I'd say this is incorrect. Several places I've worked I instructed members of my global team to specify meeting times in twenty-four-hour time, based on UTC

I'd say that the problem was primarily the insistence on UTC. As someone else already mentioned, time-zone offsets are non-trivial, especially when you have to deal with daylight savings time.
Converting 24 hour time to AM/PM, while annoying, without adding the complication of dealing with time-zone offsets, is fairly simple.

On the other Hand, the calendars in Outlook and other email programs will handle time-zone issues automatically.

So unless you are scheduling meetings on paper there's no good reason to insist on a 24hour clock based on UTC.

Replies:   Michael Loucks
Michael Loucks 🚫

@Dominions Son

So unless you are scheduling meetings on paper there's no good reason to insist on a 24hour clock based on UTC.

The meetings were scheduled in Outlook. The minutes were emailed to people who did not regularly attend.

They key with UTC is that local people only have to know their UTC offset.

If I'm writing a report and discuss a regular meeting time, and it's going to cross the standard/daylight change date, how do I refer to it? Especially when those changes do not occur simultaneously globally.

With nine different timezones, that means calculating at least eighteen meeting times and writing a VERY confusing memo that says 'before this date', 'between these dates' and 'after this date'. Or writing that it's at 1700 UTC and allowing everyone to figure out their local time.

Dicrostonyx 🚫
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@Dominions Son

neither of which have anything in particular to do with the metric system.

Actually, they have everything to do with the "metric system" and this is the fundamental point that a lot of Americans fail to fully understand. The term "metric system" is linguistic shorthand for the International System of Units (formerly Système international d'unités) an international system that defines standards for everything needed for communication in a multilingual world.

Why does Europe use a 24-hour clock instead of 12 hours? Because that's the international standard under SI.

Why does the US not generally use the 24-hour clock?
Because SI, ie "the metric system" isn't in common usage in mainstream US society.

Why does the US military use the 24-hour clock?
Because it is more clear, a feature which is vitally important in the military, and the reason why SI has been adopted internationally in the first place.

This is the whole point. SI isn't just sizes of milk bottles and what temperature it is outside. SI covers the clock used, and the numeric system (because not all cultures do mathematics the same way), and standard marine communication phrases, and UniCode (a key component of digital text), and the functionality of the internet, and barcodes, and geotagging, and hazard symbols, and medical classifications, and so on and so forth.

SI is the international standard. That's what it means.

I'm not saying that no one in the US uses any of this, I'm just saying that it's not the default. And because it's not the default you can never be entirely sure, without checking, which system is being used. It's not enough to teach something in school; if people aren't using it every day they will be at least a little confused when they have to rely on it.

A perfect example of this is the 1999 Mars Climate Orbiter disaster when NASA lost a $327 million ($617m today) probe because Lockheed Martin was not using SI units, despite the fact that they had been standard in scientific pursuits in the US since 1975 and were specified in the contract. If more of those engineers were conversant in metric someone might have noticed that calculations of pound-force seconds and newton-seconds produce wildly different results.

There are also a number of lesser known incidents, both in the US and Canada, with some of the newer Canadian ones resulting from products coming from the US with American packaging that has not been properly converted* to metric. These include passenger aircraft receiving insufficient fuel or being overloaded, incorrect doses of medication (grains vs grams), and incorrect/ banned radio frequencies being used.

*[Note: Canadian law requires that imported products have metric bilingual packaging, although including US standard is allowed as an addition. If a company is operating in Canada, as most of the big ones do, they have to do this themselves before the product leaves the importing warehouse. There is no (legal) excuse for an American product reaching a Canadian user without proper labelling.]

Dominions Son 🚫
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@Dicrostonyx

Why does Europe use a 24-hour clock instead of 12 hours? Because that's the international standard under SI.

The fact that SI adopted a 24hour clock as its standard doesn't mean that the idea of a 24hour clock comes from SI.

Replies:   Pixy
Pixy 🚫

@Dominions Son

One thing I find intensely annoying, is the American habit of month/day/year. That doesn't even make sense! It's like going minutes/seconds/hours. What was even the logic of doing it that way? And why haven't they changed it to something more logical?

DBActive 🚫

@Pixy

Why don't Europeans use the SI standard for dates?

Dominions Son 🚫
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@Pixy

What was even the logic of doing it that way?

Not sure, but it's old and has history and inertia. Dates in the declaration of independence are in month(name) day, year format (July 4th, 1776).

Possibly because of contextual significance. In speech we often drop the year, and give a date as just month and day (August 25th). And if we were to give just one, just month (August) is more common than just day of month (25th). This makes the month the most significant and the year the least significant.

I wonder what the prevalent date format was in England in the 17th and 18th centuries? Or in Europe?

And why haven't they changed it to something more logical?

As I said above, history and inertia. It's what we are used to.

That said, some of us are changing.

The IT industry in the US is migrating towards YYYY/MM/DD as this sorts better as text and has become my personal preference.

The US military uses four date formats, three of which are variations on d/m/y.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Dominions Son

Dates in the declaration of independence are in month(name) day, year format (July 4th, 1776).

If only the founding fathers etc had been able to predict the rise of computers, databases and the need to sort things by date ;-)

AJ

Dominions Son 🚫

@Pixy

And why haven't they changed it to something more logical?

More on why Americans don't change to a more logical date format.

On top of history and just plain inertia, it likely contains elements of:
Not Invented Here Syndrome
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. We understand m/d/y just fine.
We hate Europe

Paladin_HGWT 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

SI is the international standard. That's what it means.

I'm not saying that no one in the US uses any of this, I'm just saying that it's not the default. And because it's not the default you can never be entirely sure, without checking, which system is being used. It's not enough to teach something in school; if people aren't using it every day they will be at least a little confused when they have to rely on it.

I am concerned that more and more nations / regions / states will diverge from the "standard(s)" as time goes on.

Iran insists upon a "15 minute offset" seemingly just to be different from all of the Arab nations around them. I wouldn't be surprised if they change to a method that doesn't use seconds, minutes, or hours. Much of the Islamic world (and others) use a Lunar Calendar.

I would not be surprised if in 20 years or so, China uses a different system, compelling nations in "their orbit" to conform to that.

Despite the utility of "international systems" there are many people who chafe under such "restrictions" because, for the most part, people are Tribal in outlook.

Replies:   awnlee jawking
awnlee jawking 🚫

@Paladin_HGWT

Much of the Islamic world (and others) use a Lunar Calendar.

That's why Ramadan wanders around our calender so much. The God of Abraham apparently forgot that he'd created the earth orbiting the sun.

AJ

throwaway8390 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

Hey we have both metric and standard on our car gauges.... I vaguely recall 55 MPH = 88 KPH.... we can do metric (poorly). You just need to get with our program as clearly our way is better than the rest of the world (Note: folks using SI reside largely in on country so read this as sarcasm....'merica and yes I am a citizen).

Replies:   Dicrostonyx
Dicrostonyx 🚫

@throwaway8390

Some of the newer vehicles with digital dashboards switch automatically when you cross the border, which is good for clarity but bad for training purposes.

In a generation if the US doesn't push metrification more I'd expect most younger drivers will forget the conversions since they aren't constantly looking at them.

Freyrs_stories 🚫

@Dicrostonyx

One professional writer who I greatly respect, though he is now past, is/was Terry Goodkind writing in his Sword of Truth world. He frequently breaks into High D'Haran in italics and if you don't remember the translations be damned with you.

It is done as a mixed trope. 'new' wordings to show that the reader/hearer doesn't know the translation. The other is to show the 'age' of the source as it is a 'dead' language even in the ancient setting of the lore and stories.

So yes it can work in serious literature but it needs to be done very carefully and selectively keeping your audience in mind. Sword of Truth has a dedicated fan base and covers some 20 books or so and over 3,000 years of time.

So I say it can be 'done' but most often it is not done well or not done in the correct manner to make proper use of the tactic.

sunseeker 🚫

@REP

I seem to remember those stories as well but can't remember the titles or names. Can you enlighten me? Or pm me them?

Thanks SunSeeker

Replies:   Dinsdale
Dinsdale 🚫
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@sunseeker

My guess would be https://storiesonline.net/series/1586/the-cure and it does take a bit of getting used to, although not to the extent that REP sees things.

Editing this: REP was complaining about two things:
- use of "foreign" units of measurement, QM does this in the above example.
- use of foreign words, I ignored that part in my reply. I think Wes Boyd did that a bit in https://storiesonline.net/s/73266/susan but his command of the (German) language was not the best. Argon also did that in one (or two) of his "historical Germany" stories and his command of the language is . . . commanding.

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sunseeker 🚫

@Dinsdale

ah ok... haven't read it yet though it is on my list to read from recent recos.

SunSeeker

Michael Loucks 🚫

@REP

I also recall a story in which the author gave his readers a list of foreign phrases and their translations and used the phrases in the story. I bailed on that story before I finished the second chapter and gave the story a very low rating.

If this was mine, I've remedied that with inline translations in Good Medicine. What I thought was a good idea turned out to be a VERY bad one, so I'm fixing it.

Replies:   REP
REP 🚫

@Michael Loucks

Truthfully, I don't remember the title of the story or the author. I do agree with you that using phrases in a language that the majority of your readers cannot understand is a bad idea.

sunseeker 🚫

@REP

as a Canadian that grew up in the 70's and 80's I was taught metric in high school but have used both throughout my entire life. To this day can't do c to f and vice versa! knew and know 32f = 0c and -40f = -40c Lol!

Replies:   akarge  rustyken  throwaway8390
akarge 🚫

@sunseeker

(F-32) Γ— 5/9 =C
(CΓ—9/5) +32 = F

Yay! I remembered!

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sunseeker 🚫

@akarge

yeah I looked it up when I did my post...but remember it...no way! lol

Replies:   solitude
solitude 🚫
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@sunseeker

yeah I looked it up when I did my post...but remember it...no way! lol

A 'good enough' rule for C to F is to double and add 30; converting the other way you subtract 30 then halve.

Obviously not completely accurate, 0 C becomes 30 not 32, but works well enough for most purposes.

Re converting distances, I vaguely remember a story here where the author gave rounded distances in miles or yards, and then gave an exact translation into metric. Something like 'after 5 miles (8.046 kilometres) I stopped for a rest'. Spurious accuracy!

Replies:   Dicrostonyx
Dicrostonyx 🚫

@solitude

The way I usually describe it for day-to-day temperatures is:

Below zero bundle up, the colder it is the more layers you want.
0 - 10, have a light jacket handy.
10 - 20, wear long sleeves/ slacks but skip the jacket.
20 - 30, wear shorts and short sleeves.
30+ wear as little as you can.

Of course, many Canadians will start wearing shorts as soon as the snow melts, regardless of temperature, but that's another story.

rustyken 🚫

@sunseeker

Well recognizing that 9/5 ths the same as 1.8, so
for Celsius to Fahrenheit - (degrees C) x 2) then subtract 2 tenths and add 32 to yield the Fahrenheit
For Fahrenheit just do the reverse.

It seems easier when I do it mentally as opposed to writing it out.

throwaway8390 🚫

@sunseeker

(0Β°C Γ— 9/5) + 32 = 32Β°F - its simple math.

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sunseeker 🚫

@throwaway8390

I didn't say it wasn't simple math, I said I have never remembered it.

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