Hey there, kiddos.
As the title suggests, I have some bad news. But it ain't terrible news.
I know I was trying to complete the third chapter of Mayhem in a Pill within the final month of the year, but I fell a little bit short of that goal. Sorry.
However, I am only a couple of pages short of finishing the chapter, so I figured I'd take a few days to finish it, and then I would be able to get it to the editors, at least.
However, since I missed my made-up deadline, I'll hang on to the new chapter and fix a few problems that drifted into the text because of my need for speed. Of course, the editors would have probably caught them and then beat me with a wet noodle for messing up. But hey, sometimes, that noodle stings.
So, um, what's going on with you?
No, wait. I better not ask. I'll get too involved and then start offering advice, which no one needs.
I'll just finish off the games for today and then get back into the chapter. You know what? It turns out that when you are writing football scenes, it really helps to watch football! At least that is what I've been claiming to watch: the pro games, college games (I'll call them semi-pro.), and the high school games.
Why didn't someone tell me this sooner!!?
--Shinerdrinker