Hey there, kids!
Do you like to read? Do you still like movies about gladiators for personal reasons?
Well, the next chapter of "Mayhem in a Pill" is currently pushing its way through the editors. We need to give them some time to come to terms with how their points of view in this wild universe will have permanently changed after reading the chapter. It could be for good, or it could be for evil. I guess that depends on the type of mind-altering drugs my editors have chosen to peruse this weekend.
Mine come in small, 12 oz glass bottles with a logo that says "Shiner" on the side. I'm genuinely partial to them bad boys myself. Or maybe it's just the morphine pills I found from when I was in the hospital that last time it took this damn long to get out a chapter!
Hey, believe me, kiddos. I was thoroughly flogged with a wet noodle for not getting this thing out in a more rational amount of time.
Really. I'm sorry. But I like what came out, and hopefully, the editors can make it sound like I have some kind of idea about what I'm doing here.
I figure we can get this read and fixed maybe over the weekend; if not, then later in the week. Anyway, since my current team is stinking up the football field, I don't feel the need to spend entirely waaay too much time overanalyzing their play. And it is still juuuuust a bit too early to begin work on the 2025 NFL Draft. But you know your boy is already on the case!
So, get started on the next chapter. Maybe I'll get one of those protohuman writing binges where writers sit down and pour out pages over pages of new stuff, and it makes sense. Stupider shit has happened. We all know of a recent example like that.
Thanks. And once again, sorry about the long wait!
--Shinerdrinker