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ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

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Now that I have finished yelling, I can tell you why you're here.

I have recently sent the next chapter of Mayhem in a Pill to the editors. They are obviously overcome with joy, and basking in the religious aura of an awe-inspiring piece of literature, it takes a few days to cope with the simple profundity of it all.

So please give these earthly beings a small amount of time to come to terms with this religiosely chain of events entering their lives at this time.

Once they realize the fate of the world rests solely in their inboxes, they will begin the mind-bogglingly important work brought to them by the fates.

I'm sure they will let us all know soon enough. Remember, sudden and life-altering changes to their worldviews coming from being the first beings to read the newest chapters are something they do not take lightly, and they'll need all of our support at this time. And this happens to these first proofers with every chapter brought forth into this realm of existence. I mean, can you edit the word of a supposed omnipotent being? I mean, I can. But can you guys do so?

Either that's true, or it's been so long since I've completed a chapter and sent it to them for their perusal; they just haven't noticed the new message from me.

Nah.

I prefer the religious ecstasy storyline; I'm sure all the REAL fans do as well.

Tee hee.

--Shinerdrinker

 

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