Please forgive my poor spelling; I didn't feel like hitting the delete key. It's waaay the fuck over there, and I don't have the strength.
But I do have the strength to point something out to my scores of fans on the interwebs. Two things.
First, chapter 66 of Mayhem in a Pill slowly reaches 10,000 views. Luckily, each of the chapters of this story tends to do this before the one-month time limit I placed upon myself comes up due. Generally speaking, try to give each chapter at least 10,000 views before posting another chapter. It's not a hard and fast rule, but more of a guideline I use to tell myself, 'Hey, your not lazy, your just doing it for the score of fans out there.'
So I'm almost ready to send the chapter to my amazing editors. We know my editors are waiting patiently by their computers. They deny themselves food, beverage, and sexual gratification to help mold the verbal diarrhea I spew from my typing into something the world might recognize as language. And if we're lucky, there might be a continuation of the stories I'm trying to tell. It always is nice when you come back to something you wrote that, once you send to Laz for posting, you completely forget about actually makes a bit of sense. Tee hee.
Alright, so that's first. What was the other...
Oh shit, that's right. Do you know what else is also coming up... ONE MILLION FUCKING VIEWS for Mayhem in a Pill!!!!
Holy fuck, can y'all believe that! Amazingly enough, the 10,000 views of chapter 66 and the million plateau will coincide. Not precisely, mind you. Shit, that would be nuts! But pretty damn close. If I did the math correctly, the 10,000 downloads should come first, but I'm hoping it will be a generous lover and take all of us over the top at the same setting. (See what I did there.)
So, I guess that was a bit of news, and some of it damn important. The chapter isn't ready to send on the process, but it's almost there. I won't guarantee this week, but I'd say there is a pretty damn good chance of it.
Okay, that's it. Stick a fork in me. This update is finished. I'll quote a favorite movie of mine from my high school days.
"Remember to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark."