I researched a future chapter of "Mayhem in a Pill," and I realized something about myself... I'm getting older, and my choice of celebrity hotties to introduce into the universe is also getting older. It is to the point of being too far from an acceptable reality.
It is believable a high school kid might get the hots for a 25 or maybe even up to a 30-year-old if she is a Hollywood celebrity who can fill out a bathing suit or is the star of a top-rated TV show. But older than 30 (or really 25), and it just doesn't look right. So I've kept a little list of women I'd like to write into the Mayhem universe somehow, and while I was checking them, I realized a large number of them are now too old for this story.
Check this out... Irina Shayk, Pom Klementieff, Emmy Rossum, Kat Dennings, Emilia Clarke, Camilla Belle, Teresa Palmer, Deepika Padukone, Megan Fox, Alexandr Daddario, Brittany Snow, Betty Gilpin, Oona Chaplin, Jenna Coleman, Gemma Arterton, Diane Guerrero, Jameela Jamil, Leighton Meester, Amber Heard, Emily VanCamp.
Any of these girls would be great to write a few scenes about, but each one is or will be 35 years old, and I'm a bit worried. Some of these were girls I was planning on using somehow, but when I looked into it, they got older, and Mayhem is still the same age. Hell, I've even considered given Mayhem and his friends the older, more experienced women fetish.
So now I have to find more age-appropriate girls for the story, and they just look too damn young. Sorry to put this onto you guys, but I just needed to vent, and y'all are the only other ones up at this time of night.
So I guess I'll have to torture myself and continue surfing the net for young celebrity hotties I can picture our hero devouring. I didn't really want to, but I'm gonna have to dive into the deep waters of social media to find these girls.
Tee Hee. It sucks to be me, I guess.