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How in THEE hell did I forget about this movie?

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I remember seeing "Can't Buy Me Love" way back in the day. But why haven't I remembered it more fondly than I wish I do now.

The kind of girls going to this school is just unreal for a high school movie. I'm having trouble trying to remember any other movie or TV show with better-looking girl students than this movie.

If you can't remember said flick, lemme break it down for you. A geek is in love with the cheerleader captain and has been his entire life. But he yearns to become a member of the cool kids. One day in the mall, he sees an opportunity. The cheerleader ruins her mother's expensive suede outfit trying to show off for the cool kids herself. She goes to the store where her mother bought the outfit trying to get the store to give her another before her mom finds out about it. The geek offers her the cash to buy the outfit if she helps him become one of the cool kids.

Of course by Christmas, both kids screw up their lives always trying to keep up with the cool kids and both kids realize they actually love each other.

But the story particulars are cookie cutter but the girl in the school. Holy Hell! I spotted former Playboy Playmate Devin Devasquez before her time in front of Hef's lenses. And she wasn't even one of the regular girls, she was the ultra hottest of the school that everyone aspired to see nekkid and maybe even play nekkid with her willingly.

But I digress, I can't believe I could not remember this movie for the life of me. Even if it did momentarily bring about the greatest of all dance crazes, "The African Ant-Eater Ritual." A showstopper if there ever was one.

As I think about it, I believe I might have tried something as crazy as paying the captain of the cheerleaders to date me for a month or so and create a reputation worthy of the cool kids. Even if it did bite him in the ass and make him a pariah of the school.

Yes. I would have done it for the girls. Yes. Yes, I would have done it for the girls. And I'm pretty sure I ain't alone in that am I?

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Oops, sorry to end it on a bad note but I just read online how the actress who played the head cheerleader Amanda Peterson passed away in 2015 of an accidental drug overdose. The anniversary of her death is just a few days away.

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P.S. I also saw whereby my blog page here on SOL has been accessed over the 50,000 times. I guess people like the little thought I put up here from time to time as well. That's not really that important in the scheme of things but I thought it was damn interesting!

 

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