Okay - We aim to please. Let's try this for a fix. Here is 1) a list of principal characters, plus 2) an extract of characters from THE Harem Tales 4: We Gotta Get Outta This Place!
I think that covers most of the characters you will encounter. Woody is from the story of the same name.
Principal Characters:
*Jason (Jase) Reynolds* - College junior, communications major, army brat.
*Calypso (Cali) Waters* - Age fourteen, cutie. Jason's first concubine.
*Calliope (Neli) Waters* - Age sixteen. No one remembers why her nickname is Neli. Calypso's sister. Jason's second concubine.
*Edgar Rawlson* - Principal of local high school. Anti-Confederacy and major hypocrite. Known by one and all as 'Fuckwad' or sometimes, 'Asswipe'.
*Valentina (Tina) Orlov* - High school biology teacher selected as Jason's supernumerary concubine. Age thirty-five. Blonde Valkyrie
*Marcie Orlov* - Age thirteen. Strawberry blond. Tina's daughter. Precocious sex-pot.
*Nelson Orlov * - Age seven. Blond. Tina's son.
*Eleanor (Annie ) Rawlson* - Age twenty-eight Fuckwad's wife. Red-gold hair. Rubenesque Selected as Jason's second supernumerary concubine.
*Michael (Spud) Rawlson* - Age twelve. Twin, son of Eleanor and Edgar Rawlson.
*Michelle (Shellie) Rawlson* Age twelve. Twin, daughter of Eleanor and Edgar Rawlson.
*Amira Safi* Age sixteen. Olive skin slim Afghanistani. Picked as Jason's concubine.
*Barika Safi* Age fifteen. Olive skin slim Afghanistani. Picked as Jason's concubine.
*Jamaal Safi* Age twelve. Olive skin slim Afghanistani. Dependent brother of Jason's concubines.
*Robert (Bobby/Bob White) Quayle* - High school junior, eventual polymath, cock of the Covey.
*Susan Quayle* - Bob Quayle's sister
*Nancy Barlow* - 911 operator
*Uncle Pete* - Quayle Family's attorney, friend, and later the kids' guardian.
*Missus Penny Hawkins* - Social services representative
*Melba Faulkner* - The Quayle siblings' former sitter, hired ostensibly as housekeeper.
*Cassandra Anne Faulkner* - Melba's daughter and Bob's adopted daughter
*Charles (Coach Bull) Brahmin* - Assistant principal and coach at the Quayle's high school
*Brian Soda* - Badass high school student. Wannabe seducer and cherry picker
*Awilda Soda* - Brian's mother and enabler. Member of the school board.
*Judge Joshua Bradford Rule* - Criminal Court Judge
*Bettie Rule* - Judge Rule's wife. Barren The reason he refuses to be extracted.
*Sheriff Joe Bob Peterson* - The county's primary law officer
*Judge Eustace Holland* - Juvenile Court Judge
*Roycealee Bashar* - Georgia High School Principal, strawberry blonde. Joins the Covey.
*Eva Mae Masters* - Small mousy high school student. One of Brian's intended victims. Joins the Covey.
*Priscilla Kelly* - High school student, stunning red head. One of Brian's intended victims. Joins the Covey.
*Meatloaf* - Quayles' family cat.
Other Harem Story Characters:
T'Kleesual (aka Jubal) -- Tuull AI, plenipotentiary ambassador from the Tuull.
T'Kleeoran (aka Dora) -- Tuull AI plenipotentiary to the Darjee, awakened.
T'klikrooz and T'kliktguul -- T'klikt Clan trading vessels central to lordshipmayhem's as-of-this-date unpublished story Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. Trust me, you'll love it!
T'Kuudshpp -- Original Tuull AI for K'treel Explorer AGX026.
Michael James -- Former captain US Army signal corps, appointed governor of new Tuull sponsored colony. Family leader.
Victoria (Vicky) Sams James -- T/S female, gender assigned at birth was male, 16 years old, slim, light brown hair. Now completely female -- ebullient personality, extracted by Michael during a high school blood drive. Now Michael's concubine.
Abigail Daniel James -- 14-year-old rape victim fostered by Michael's family to help her recover. Now a concubine in Michael's family.
Ayesha Nagi James -- 14 years old. Abigail's friend. Mid-east immigrant, mutilated (circumcised) at her father's insistence, rescued by Michael and Cathleen. Concubine in Michael's family.
Katie Wyoming Knott James -- twenty-four-year-old former elementary school teacher, lesbian, dirty blond hair, brilliant green eyes, 5' 0", well rounded, strong, former concubine. Sponsor-wife in Michael's family.
Ginger (Gingerbread) Breedlove James -- Masters in Social Work (MSW), extracted during a high school blood drive as Dora's first concubine. Sponsor-wife in Michael's family, and the Harem's second in command.
Carole Wilson James - 34 years old, voluptuous body, survivor type, owned and ran a pre-school/daycare. Sponsor-wife in Michael's family, and the Harem's chief of staff. No relation to Jimmy.
Dora (T'Kleeoran) James - Tuull AI plenipotentiary to the Darjee, awakened and married within Michael's family. Her hologram is an exotic beauty -- tall, slim, and rounded in exactly the right places. Her red gold hair hangs to her butt, but with a braid coiled around her crown.
Jubal (T'Kleesual) -- Tuull AI, plenipotentiary ambassador from the Tuull.
Rachel Smythe James -- Former physics teacher, olive skin tone, 5' 10", slim, Army Brat. Sponsor-wife in family. Harem's tactical commander.
Cathleen Cassidy James -- 25 years old, nurse, long red hair, green eyes, paper white skin, curvy, 5' 4". Sponsor-wife in Michael's family.
The Good Ship Lollipop (aka T'Kuudshpp, aka Lollipop, aka Lolli) - Cube ship assigned to Tuull sponsored colony. T'Kuudshpp transferred from former ship, K'treel Explorer AGX026.
Helva -- K'treel Explorer AGX026
T'Krandit -- Tuull AI for K'treel Explorer AGX026 'Helva'
Pern - Planet for the new Tuull sponsored colony
Rukbat - System in which Pern is located (note: the star is named Rukb)
Centurion Sam Matthews (aka Papa Sam) -- Civil Service, Office of Targeted Extraction. Michael's Confederacy boss. (Thanks Medik for the loan of your characters.)
Ninja Twins Youko (Ko) and Yuzuki (Ki) -- 18 year old twins, Civil Service, Centurion Matthews' co-sponsors, young looking, slender, Asian. (Thanks Medik for the loan of your characters.)
Llewelyn (Llew or Lew) Carter -- Welsh, Operations manager of a super secret Confederacy team (sometimes referred to as the department-that-doesn't-exist) dedicated to interdict, disrupt, and generally make life a nuisance for any and all Earth Firsters. (Thanks starfiend for the loan of your characters.)
Siân Carter -- Lew's sister, cosponsor, and his team's adjutant / secretary / personal assistant. Liaison to the harem. (Thanks starfiend for the loan of your characters.)
The department-that-does-not-exist - super secret Confederacy team dedicated to interdict, disrupt, and generally make life a nuisance for any and all Earth Firsters. (Thanks starfiend for the loan of the concept.)
Marshal Randall (Randy) Pope -- US marshal who deputized Michael and his team. Harem's boss for Earth-based law-sponsored operations. Becomes the colony's security chief.
Marjorie (Marge) Baldwin -- Human Resources Manager, Summer Paradise and co-sponsor with Jonathan and Gillian.
Valerie Wilson James -- 13 years old - turning 14, Carole's daughter, just filling out, brown hair. Now a dependent in Michael's family - soon to be a sponsor-wife.
Hannah (Pixie) Masters James -- 16 years old, farm girl, bow hunter, blonde, long braids, slim, incredibly beautiful, 5' 0". Tactical leader. Sponsor-wife in Michael's family.
The Nerds: Wilhelma (Billie) Schwartz and Birdie Williams -- Both recently graduated with a 5-year MS, former captive women. Initially concubines in Michael's family, now co-sponsors and close affiliates the family. Demolition experts.
Naomi Windsong James -- 14 years old, Petite, Native American, aspiring social worker, former captive woman. Family's concubine.
Jackass Company - Unit of the EDF composed of Earth First criminals. Cannon fodder.
Rear Admiral Malcolm Adams -- President, Massachusetts
Command Sergeant Major Rebecca (Becky) Vesey -- Becomes Tuull sponsored colony's top NCO, sponsor.
First Sergeant Patricia (Patti) Paiwonski -- Becomes Tuull sponsored colony's number two NCO, sponsor.