Every morning my walking buddy and I go to a beautiful park near my home and walk for an hour.
This morning, I spotted something black in the grass about ten feet off the path. I went over, and it's a black silk bag a little bigger than needed to hold a case for sunglasses. Thinking it may have an address in it, I untie the bow and look in and see - a pink personal appliance shaped like a carrot with a knob at the thick end.
So I retied the bow and turned it into lost and found without making a comment. I'd love to see the expression(s) when it is opened if no one claims it.
The park is only open from dawn to dusk...