Paige Hawthorne: Blog

My newest story - a Western called "Frontiers" - is quite the departure from Winter Jennings and modern-day Kansas City. Or is it? Killing is killing, and bad guys are bad guys. And, thank heaven for little girls, sex is sex.

In "Frontiers" I continue to explore mother-son relationships. Why? Because the subject interests me in RL. Like murder, like sex, family ties had to have resonated just as strongly in the Old West as they do today.

Acceding to pleas from a majority of my three remaining readers, I'll post a chapter every three days instead of every other day. They, poor babies, could not read fast enough, simply could not keep up. Lips got tired, I would imagine.

A magnum oater, 16 chapters. Voting to be turned on at the halfway mark.

Paige

PS … FWIW, a few hapless voters clicked on my name in the Big Clit jamboree. But, worry not, I'm hopelessly behind. (Not that I pay the slightest attention to reader scores!)

Despite pleas, threats, and resignations from 27 of my 38 editors, I have decided to ignore them. Yes, I'm acceding to the slavering mob, the pitchforked rabble, and the Polar Vortex.

So, today is "Ms. Sloane Presides" day, you 1-bombers. I pulled down the Voting lever, feeling much like the prison official who, sitting in the electric chair to test it for comfort, accidentally pushes the ON button.

Zap me,

Paige

For some inexplicable reason, which I'll explain in a mo., none of my 2018 stories has been nominated for the Big Clit. Now the previous year, eight or ten Winter Jennings sagas made the cut.

The only conceivable reason for this Sophomore Slump is that my readers - admittedly not the brightest of the bunch - have forgotten how to exercise their franchise. In the furtherance of educational … um, furtherance, here you go:

SAMPLE BALLOT:

Author of the Year
Paige Hawthorne

Long Erotic Story of the Year
Winter's Game

Best Gay/Lesbian/Gender Bending Story
Winter's Game

Best Romantic Story
Winter's Game

Best Erotic Story of the Year
Winter's Game

I could continue, but you get the gist. I suggest printing out this Official Voter's Guide to use when you go to your polling station.

You're welcome,

Paige Hawthorne (author)

PS Thank you to the reader who pointed out this blatant miscarriage of Pax et Justitia.

A younger relative, male, was pretty jeeped up to learn that I had received more 2017 Big Clit nominations than any other SOL writer.

A reader, a fan I guess, did the math. For purposes of forensic authenticity, I reproduce his letter in toto. No, not that dog from Kansas, you gomers. Fucking Kansas.

Greetings from across the pond!

In case you didn't know it, Paige, you received a total of 12 Clitorides nominations:

Best New Author:

Paige Hawthorne (You won!)

Best Incest Story:

Winter's Voyage (10th place)

Best Gay/Lesbian:

Winter's Dilemma (2)

Winter's Voyage (7)

Winter's Woes (8)

Best Erotic (New):

Winter's Dilemma (3)

Winter's Gamble (8)

Winter's Secret (9)

Winter's Wonderland (10)

Long Erotic:

Winter's Secret (9)

Medium Erotic:

Winter's Gamble (8)

Winter's Wonderland (9)

This is more than any other writer, let alone a rookie author. Congrats from a fan!

(Name withheld for security reasons.)



Well, that sounded pretty nice (not that I pay the slightest attention to reader scores), but unfortunately didn't hold up when my son double-checked the arithmetic.

Apparently there is a veteran writer on here with one more nomination than I recieved. But how talented, really, can an author who names himself after a bivalve be?

Not paying attention,

Paige

Yes, another Winter adventure - "Winter's Game" - is as ready as it ever will be for public scrutiny. First chapter was posted today. I'll toggle the Hater Switch to the On position when the eighth chapter (out of 16) is posted.

Because Christmas comes on the 25th this year, I'll be posting on a daily schedule (as opposed to every other day). One hopes - doesn't one? - that this will provide ample recovery time before the eggnog flows.

Ululations,

Paige