Old Man with a Pen: Blog

If you are reading this and are completely confused, I have succeeded.

You're an asshole Figment said.

I know that...I hear it from my wife all the time.

So...explain

Do I have to?

Get on with it...asshole

Yes, Ma'am.

Well!

Oh...you mean now.

If you don't do it now, you'll forget.

All right already! If you haven't read Lazlo's Damsels in Distress series. You need to. When I asked him if I could use his series...he said yes. He wanted to see where a weirdo would go with it. I'm sure he regrets giving permission. So...Go read his series before you read my stories...just so you'll know how far out in left field I am. I bent the rules just a trifle.

I lost my Mac...I think I said that...Then I bought another...it was damages...severely..by the shippers...sent it back...bought another...worked just great...had chapter ALMOST ready and tried to update it...bad idea. Days later...with a new operating system I discovered Chapter 8 was among the missing. Wrote this one.

Sometimes I think faster than I write. Mostly.

I skipped an entire thought. Fixed it.

I'm in soooo much trouble.

I've refused to keep track of my characters by keeping a list. Took 36 chapters of The Road to Chaos to find a name.