Old Man with a Pen: Blog

I am sooo glad this is fiction...I have screwed the time and I'm NOT going to fix it. If this was for commercial use I'd have to change the story all the way back to Surprise Me Flintkote...ain't doing it.

I positively HATE Auto Correct...when I'v caught my error...and fix it...Auto correct changes it back..to wrong. Makes me sooo mad.

It's important to me that you understand...I have very little to do with my stories...my characters have minds and lives of their own. They've taken over.

Seems I pushed the wrong button. I erased a bunch. Thanks for reading my offerings.OMWAP

If you are reading this and are completely confused, I have succeeded.

You're an asshole Figment said.

I know that...I hear it from my wife all the time.

So...explain

Do I have to?

Get on with it...asshole

Yes, Ma'am.

Well!

Oh...you mean now.

If you don't do it now, you'll forget.

All right already! If you haven't read Lazlo's Damsels in Distress series. You need to. When I asked him if I could use his series...he said yes. He wanted to see where a weirdo would go with it. I'm sure he regrets giving permission. So...Go read his series before you read my stories...just so you'll know how far out in left field I am. I bent the rules just a trifle.