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Women will ask why men are always looking at their breasts. It's for the exact same reason that women look at puppies behind caged doors. We just want to set them free and play with them.
Guys? A quick heads up. Sweetie looked at me earlier today and said "I want to try something. Can you come at me like you were going to snatch my purse?"
Stupid me. She does enjoy the random and silly role play occasionally.
What she should have said was: "I bought a Taser and I want to see how it works."
It was 1972. My grandfather and I were traveling through Manhattan because we needed to go in for him to get something at work. He was an engineer for WABC-TV7 and I would often go with him if we went on the weekend. We passed a large construction site. I remember him smiling as he looked at the heavy machinery and up towards the clear sky.
"Kid," he grinned, "when this is done, these building are so advanced that they will easily be standing here 100 years from now!"
Oh, grandpa, if you only knew about 30 years later.
That, my friends is the sound made when one of my jokes falls flat. A few people were not impressed with my previous blog-comment about t shirts.
Oh well.
But please remember that I frequently say that you can find better stuff written on license plate frames, than what I write.
Sweetie and I will be incommunicado after the mid week to the beginning of September because of travel plans. Wishing all of you a wonderful rest of the summer.
The term "T-Shirt" is actually short for Tyrannosaurus Shirt.
Why? It's because of the small arms.
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