Old Grey Duck: Blog

Greetings Everyone. I received a few inquiries about when the next chapter of the Privy Report will post. My apologies. I have been focusing on wrapping up an older story to post, and got distracted. You will see both posted soon.

- OGD

Ladies and Gentlemen, the results for the 2025 Clitorides are posted, and Sweetie and I want to offer our congregations not only to the winners, but to everyone who was nominated. LOTS of really great stories to catch up with and enjoy. Thank you, everyone, because without you, this website couldn't exist.

- OGD & Sweetie

I absolutely MUST say that I love my Sweetie. Sure, between the difference between us, concerning age, culture and a few other things, we don't always see eye to eye (she is 14 inches shorter than me), but I can't imagine life without her.

The other night, while I was making up words for a game of SCRABBLE, she gave me a playful smile and said; "You can be an idiot at times."

I'm delighted to have her permission.

Sweetie and I were relaxing this morning, enjoying a cup of coffee (or, tea for her).

She looked up from the news feed on her phone and said "According to this article, people your age will forget four things that they are doing, on a daily basis."

"SLACKERS!" I replied. "I can forget that much before breakfast!"

(And I know I'm not alone with that.)

Hello everyone! Well, here we are in Middle of March 2026 and boy, things are, for lack of a better term "A Shit Show." I'm happy to report that my health has improved greatly. I think that retirement has helped. Anyway, I'm still telling silly jokes and stories to everyone willing to listen (or can't escape when I get started) and Sweetie has stated; "For the love of God and sanity, start another 'report' if you MUST share this stuff!" So, here we go again with "The Privy Report 2" for you to (hopefully) enjoy. Feedback is welcomed.

- OGD