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I would like to wish everyone a Happy New Year. May 2023 bring you joy. Be safe, tonight.
Hello everyone! My kids and friends have often told me that I my brain holds an astounding amount of useless information. Some of it is actually entertaining. Not that I can really do anything with it, since I will never have a chance to say; "I will take utter nonsense for $500, Alex."
This entry actually came about when my sweetheart and I were at COSTCO doing some shopping. She was debating us getting a package of toilet paper that was enough to last us until the 2028 Elections. When I started to tell her about the history of said item, she just gave me "the look". You guys know what I mean. The rough translation is: "Shut up, moron!" Then she uttered these dramatic and fateful words: "Instead of telling just me about it, why not share this on that story site?"
So here we go. How far will I take this? Your guess is as good as mine. And before everyone starts yelling at me about trying to hijack "Jokes & Giggles" by Jack Spratt, please know that I have a lot of respect for the man, and greatly enjoy his entries. This is just intended to be an additional source of humor for all of us to enjoy. (And I promise, no dumb blond jokes here.)
Ladies and Gentlemen; Please get ready to enjoy the upcoming stories for the SOL Halloween Story Contest. Sadly, I will not be submitting a story, due to life events and a fickle muse. I wish all of you a spooky season. - OGD
Several people have asked me if I will be submitting a new story here. The answer is "Yes". I'm working on a new Christmas Universe story. It's going to be a bit more complicated than my previous stories, but I hope that people enjoy reading it. I hope to have it posted by the end of November. As we head towards the Holiday Season, I wish all of you, all the good things that life has to offer. -OGD
The 2021 Clitorides have been announced. To all the authors who were selected, CONGRATULATIONS. A number of my favorites were listed, as well as several names I wasn't familiar with. I don't know about the rest of you, but I plan to catch up on the stories that I missed, and read a number of favorites again. Great work, everyone!
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