Mat Twassel: Blog

In honor of Alfred Hitchcock's birthday (August 13, 1899), tomorrow I'm posting a little story which keys off one of the most startling sexual scenes in all of moviedom. "The Birds" is not my favorite Hitchcock film, but the orgasm scene is one of his best. (Originally I thought Hitchcock's birthday was August 23. My memory is decidedly defective at times.)

One of the scariest thing I ever saw on TV was part of a Hitchcock TV show and involved a escaped mental patient, a pair of pinking shears, and a canary.

Those who follow my stories may notice I'm now posting one story per day instead of two. Technical reason: SOL policy prohibits an author having more than four stories in the list of the ten newest stories. I'll probably do two stories on special occasions. (Also I don't wish to be perceived as flooding SOL.) So far today I see only one story besides mine on the first page of the new stories list. It's not a list I'd looked at before I became aware of this policy. Are fewer stories being posted as of late? If so, why?

The Best Blowjob Ever

Tomorrow (that's Saturday, July 24, 2021), if all goes to plan, I'm starting a new series called "The Best Blowjob Ever." Each piece in the series is independent, but each is about supremely good oral sex. Each will be illustrated. I expect to post a new story or poem on the subject at least once a week, maybe more often.

If you would like to contribute your original story or poem to this series, contact me for more information. Preferably the piece would be no more than 1000 words. I would add an illustration (unless you have an original illustration of your own to add), and I'd post on SOL.

mmtwassel@gmail.com

A little poem comment by vicesquat (related to my story Museum Stories) prompts the following questions:

What are the best places for public sex, and how does the loo rank? (And what qualities make for ideal public sex?)

And thanks very much to Ashley for contributing a celebratory poem. I'm on vacation this month, with somewhat limited computer time and sporadic internet, so I'm grateful for the help in filling the slot.