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What lasts a total of 10 minutes in bed?
A high school football team.
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The last time I bought condoms the cashier asked if I wanted a bag. I told him, "No, thanks. I'll just turn the lights off."
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What's the difference between an ass and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn't fart when you take out your meat.
'Fang of Control' hero Ron and his ladies join 'Trailer Trash Tycoon' Leo and his harem for some polyamorous fun. Things get even sleazier when Leo's long lost sister visits with a big surprise. The lusty crossover begins in 'Trailer Trash Tycoon' chapter 3.
Less than one percent of people are highly educated sociolinguistic scholars with lexicography fetishes. If you are one, you're right to be proud. But if you want to entertain the rest of us, please avoid using more than a dozen 15-letter words per sentence. With a mouse in one hand and a dictionary in the other, it's terribly difficult to masturbate.
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