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I'm doing this for free and only have a certain amount of writing time available. I also like getting the action started by the middle of chapter one. If I ever need to grind through three pages about a guy putting his shoes on or endure two thousand words describing somebody's hair again, I'll be tempted to claw my own eyes out.
"He looked at her beautiful red curls, then slid on his cowboy boots." There, I just saved six pages and most of a weekend typing.
I read and edit each of my works at least twice before publishing but occasionally missed steaks can slip though. -grin- For those who prefer slower and more polished stories, there are many other authors out there. To each their own.
If you're willing to pay me enough to quit my real job, I'll write the way you want. But until then...
I posted a new and much better version of 'Henrich's World' this morning. Please take a look if you enjoy sci-fi with some sex and romance.
https://storiesonline.net/s/28847/henrichs-world
What lasts a total of 10 minutes in bed?
A high school football team.
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The last time I bought condoms the cashier asked if I wanted a bag. I told him, "No, thanks. I'll just turn the lights off."
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What's the difference between an ass and a refrigerator?
The fridge doesn't fart when you take out your meat.
'Fang of Control' hero Ron and his ladies join 'Trailer Trash Tycoon' Leo and his harem for some polyamorous fun. Things get even sleazier when Leo's long lost sister visits with a big surprise. The lusty crossover begins in 'Trailer Trash Tycoon' chapter 3.
Less than one percent of people are highly educated sociolinguistic scholars with lexicography fetishes. If you are one, you're right to be proud. But if you want to entertain the rest of us, please avoid using more than a dozen 15-letter words per sentence. With a mouse in one hand and a dictionary in the other, it's terribly difficult to masturbate.
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