Harry Carton: Blog

(Since I can't reply in any other way...)
You know who you are--

1. You are completely right about Io's identity. (But I won't spoil next week's chapter by revealing more. :-)

2. I am profoundly honored to be mentioned in the same sentence as the author you wrote about. Not that I am in the same ball park as he. I just had a somewhat similar concept.

From anonymous:

"Why does the six year old speak like a three year old?"

Honest, I really got that one. Here's what I would have answered had I the opportunity:

Well, I went to "SpeakLikeA6YearOld.com" but couldn't get a translation for what I wanted her to say.

Maybe you've only dealt with precocious 3 yr olds.

OR maybe She's a 6 year old, mimicing a 3 yr old.

Who knows?

LOL

Really, I'm not.

I've gotten a fair amount of feedback on Lisa & Ryan NIS. Most of it saying "Ryan's a jerk. No he's not. Yes he is." or "If Lisa ever decides, she'll tear the town down." ...

But then again, I've just posted a new little story, BDSM kinda. "Lisa and the Porshe" ... and you won't believe how many notes I get about "You dork, you misspelled Porsche" or "If you can's spell Porsche, why should I read the story?"

I must conclude that the subspecies AutoPhiles Extremis must be among the readers at SOI. Geez. Get over it. So I made a typo.

I swear, it was the very first mistake I've ever made in anything. Honest. And I'll never make another mosteak again. (Polishing my halo!)

I got this anon. email today:
You know, if you wrote about other people the way
you write about those with blond hair and blue
eyes, everyone would know you for the racist you
are.


I guess some people don't understand what writing is.
RYAN is the bigot, just as LISA is the girl.
When I write for Ryan, I try to write as he would think.
And when I write for Lisa, I try to be a girl.
I'm not either, actually. You might notice that the grammer is different for each as well.

Don't even know why I'm bothering to respond here, because I'm sure my anon. won't read it. And if s/he does, still wouldn't get it. /sigh