He's a realist who never reaches for the stars, never goes after the pot of gold, when suddenly the opportunity of his life falls in his lap. She is beautiful, funny and actually seems to like him. Plus she loves hockey... what more could he want?
A boy falls in love at a school picnic. The girl of his dreams quickly disappears from his, and he loses track of her. Will he be able to survive the years until he again sees his true love? Will she feel the same for him? Will true love prevail? Winner of the February 2004 Silver Clitoride.
Sometimes you just get tired of all that plot and character development and just need some good old-fashioned white hot monkey sex (without the monkeys), right? Yeah... thought so. The story of how I met my muse Erin... and how she continues to raise my... uh... my WRITING, to new levels.
What happens when an avowed Suns fan, recently transplanted from Phoenix, goes up against a die-hard Dallas Mavericks fan? A bet, of course! In the tradition of "Curse Of The Bambino" and "Two Minute Penalties" comes another "real time" story, based around the Western Conference Finals. As in those stories, this one will last as long as the real-life series. Each part (hopefully) posted before the next game.
Under the power of the Ice Queen, the kingdom had been thrown into eternal winter. A powerful wizard, once the king's greatest adviser and the Ice Queen's mortal enemy, has been banished and now hides in the forest with his son, watching and waiting for his chance to free the people. One day the son stumbles on the most beautiful girl he's ever seen. Will she be the key to breaking the Ice Queen's spell?
He loved her. She loved him. Typical, happy high-school sweethearts. Then she cheated, but he forgave. Now she's gone and he doesn't know why she left. A flash "epic" based on the song titles from the Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds" album. Thirteen 300-word parts in total.
Jacob couldn't believe he was still getting called to the principal's office after all these years! A twenty-three year old, single father, he was annoyed to find out he was hauled into a meeting only to find his son's teacher wasn't there. Jacob figured she was just like his old kindergarten teacher-mean, overweight, and half-blind. He discovers you're never too old to learn.
He was a grad school loner, she was making ends meet by selling roses in Pablo's bar. After a bit of a rocky start, the two begin to see eye-to-eye on any number of things! Much sickly sweetness ensues, and some stuff that's NOT so sickly sweet.