Dark Apostle: Stories

James is Agent M and he's been working hard, Agent K tells him to take a day off, so he pays a visit to an old friend. An alternate universe but still Men In Black. A story I wrote over ten years ago, bit a of a short one, but fun. Here come the Men in Black They won't let you remember

A rip of the show, enjoy.

The story follows James Smith, a man who dies and finds himself in a surreal afterlife courtroom, where his life is judged as "zero sum"—neither good nor evil, just utterly average. Dissatisfied with being consigned to eternal mediocrity, he manipulates the cosmic bureaucracy into granting him a second chance in a new world, where he is reincarnated as a child with his memories intact and perks... - edited by my lovely Steven.

Something I wrote while going through a phase. A short story, enjoy!

A rip off of the TV show Outlander. My idea is, what would happen if Claire wasn't the only time traveller. What would happen if she was rescued by James instead of Jamie? Here's my take on what would happen.

The Genie had been explicit: I cannot make someone fall in love with you. But he could give James the tools to tip the odds in his favor. A flush of self-consciousness crept across her cheeks, mortification mingling with desire. But honestly, how could she have anticipated this? Getting fingered in the middle of the kitchen by a kitchen porter, of all people, wasn’t exactly on her evening agenda.

James sat in Ten Forward, listening as Crusher and Troi lamented the polywater incident and how no one had fucked either of them. He sighed, gutted that he’d missed out—his job so lowly he hadn’t even realized it was happening. Had he known, he would’ve fucked them both and married Troi. Q, eavesdropping, materialized to make James’s wish cum true. Not edited by Steven, he's busy working on the New World!

Based on Mad Max Fury Road, James rescues a bunch of women held captive. A story I wrote when Mad Max first came out, one shot, won't be continued, but fun to write! Now fully edited by my wonderful editor, Steve.

Isekai: He's a zero, a null sum. His life held no meaning. He had always known he was unremarkable, but to be singled out as a statistical anomaly even in the afterlife brought his insignificance to a whole new level. God hates anomalies and doesn't want a zero on the books. Neither, it turns out, does Hell. So, he's been given the chance to reincarnate into a whole new setting, with new challenges and opportunities to prove his worth and determine where he ends up once and for all.

James 24, washes dishes in a greasy Manhattan dive, getting fat. Rick intervenes with the Somnambulator—sleep macro device, designed to sculpt body and mind overnight. Owed a favor by Dispatch, NYC’s street-level superhero response agency, Rick gets James a job there and with his help, Rick pulls James from the muck. James joins, craving that blond superhero pussy in the blue skintight leotard whose diamond-hard nipples haunt his dreams. Not edited by Steven, he's busy helping me with New world.