Covid sucks. Can nothin' good cum from it? What's a college kid to do when boners have begun to lead the way above all else and Mom can't help but notice, given her own organic recognition knockin' around day after day; sure has felt empty since he'd gone away.
Sometimes life serves us lemons. While other times you might grow up across the window from Mrs Robinson’s sweet watermelons - and count your lucky stars. Ah yes, the Wonder Years, and the continual advancement of pure potential. Yum.