1- Kim's bedroom: Saturday January 7th 2012
"Ohhh myyyy gawd!" Almost shrieked. Coming from Sarah. I looked over.
"What?" Nikki asked before I could.
"He's sucking his own penis," Sarah said as she pointed at the computer that was sitting on her lap.
"Who is?" Megan asked, unable to keep a giggle from her voice.
"It's huge ... look," Sarah said as she turned the computer towards Megan and Nikki who were both sitting on the other side of my queen sized bed. I still couldn't see anything.
"What is?" I asked as I stretched and tried to peer around Sarah.
"His big cock!"
"Whose big cock?" What the hell is she talking about I wondered as I took another sip from my beer.
"That is so sick," Megan said as she stared at the screen.
"I mean how long do you think it is? Ten inches?" Nikki asked.
"More like twelve," Sarah answered, then started to giggle.
"That's like two of Tim's," my best friend said as she grabbed the computer from Sarah's hands. Tim was Nikki's boyfriend. Her latest anyway.
All four of us who were lounging on my bed that night were freshmen (or fresh women!) at Temple University.
Nikki and I, Philly locals, were still living at home while Sarah and Megan were roommates in Peabody Hall, a dormitory on campus. And definitely not the best one! School still hadn't started, we were due for our first class of the term on the following Monday morning. My parents and little brother had decamped for the weekend – mom and dad were taking Mike on a tour of three upstate colleges – so I'd decided to invite the girls to spend the weekend at my house. Sarah and Megan had gotten back to campus on Friday but none of our boyfriends were due to arrive back until Sunday.
So we'd been alone. A girls weekend! Which was the reason why four nineteen year old college beauties (we are!) found themselves lounging around my bedroom at one in the morning in our pj's. None of us were drunk but we were all feeling pretty darn good. We'd gone clubbing for a while earlier and then had broken out the beer when we'd gotten back to my place.
Music was playing. The TV was on. Four cell phones lay on the bed or floor. Megan had her IPad in her lap. Sarah had been checking out her computer as the conversation had echoed back and forth in my room. Which had brought us to the guy who was sucking his cock. Which I'd finally been allowed to see when Sarah turned her computer towards me.
And yes the screen did show a guy, a teenager, lying on his back with his cock in his mouth. My first thought was that it was impossible and the video was a fake. "They photo-shopped it or something," I said as I watched the guy pumping his penis into his mouth. "It's impossible!"
"He's going to dislocate his back if he keeps that up," Megan opined.
"Talk about a deep throat," Nikki added in a voice that didn't hide the obvious awe she was feeling for the feat she was watching on the screen.
"Look, it's called auto fellatio," Megan announced as she studied whatever she was seeing on her IPad. "Here's what Wikipedia says about it," she added as she started to read aloud: "Few men possess sufficient flexibility and penis length to safely perform the necessary frontbend. However, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion, or yoga may make it possible for some. Biologists Craig Bartle and Alfred Charles Kinsey reported that fewer than 1% of males can successfully orally contact their own penis and that only 2 or 3 men in a thousand could perform a full autofellatio."
"I'm pretty sure your Kyle isn't one of the one percent," Nikki said to me with a laugh. My best friend was making fun of my boyfriend?
"Yeah like Toothpick Tim is," I responded, giving her a shot back.
"And the guy's not even black," Megan said with a sigh.
"Here's another one," Sarah offered as she held up her computer.
"He's a fucking contortionist," Megan screeched as we all watched the guy on the screen. He was bent like a pretzel.
"His cock's not as big as the other guys," Nikki commented as the guy manipulated every inch of his cock into his mouth and down his gagging throat.
"Here's something else," Megan said as she held up her IPad. Then she started to read from some web page: "Alfred Kinsey and his colleagues reported in Sexual Behaviour in the Human Male, that, 'a considerable portion of the population does record attempts at self-fellation, at least in early adolescence'. Sadly, given our species pesky ribcage and hesitant spine, only about one in a thousand are able to achieve the feat.
"I'm going to ask Tim if he's ever tried," Nikki announced.
"Here's something else," Sarah said as she looked up from her computer. "Young guys are more likely to be able to do it because they're way more flexible. It says here that once a guy hits twenty-five or thirty it's almost impossible. Only one in ten thousand can do it. The really big, big boys," she added with a laugh.
"We should all ask our boyfriends if they can do it," Nikki suggested.
"There's no way Sean can do it," Megan answered, referring to her boyfriend.
"Too small?" Nikki teased.
"Too much beer," Megan answered. Sean, at twenty, already had grown a beer belly.
"Zach?" I asked Sarah. He was her boyfriend.
"I don't think so," she answered. "He may have seven inches but he's not very flexible."
"Zach has seven inches?" I asked. I couldn't keep the surprise from my voice.
"Uh huh. How about Kyle? He's pretty athletic."
"Around six," I offered, shaking my head no, surprised that Zach, a nerdy type, and a Drexel student, was bigger than my boyfriend.
"So probably none of our boyfriends can do it," Nikki summarized as Sarah held up her computer. She'd found another video of some guy doing it.
"We've got to find somebody who can do it," Nikki said determinedly. "We must know someone who's got a big cock and who's flexible. Surely Temple's got some auto whatever you called it," she told Sarah. As it turned out none of us did. We'd all had more than one lover; in fact as we went over names it turned out that as a foursome we'd had sixteen total lovers over the years – Nikki five, Sarah and I four each, and Megan three.
But we didn't think that any of them had had the requisite cock length required combined with the flexibility of a contortionist.
"Asian guys are flexible," Megan offered at one point. "Surely one of your guys must have been able to do it," she told Sarah. Sarah was a Chinese-American.
"I've only slept with one Chinese guy and he had a micro cock," Sarah answered, unable to hide her exasperation.
After that we sorta moved on to other things. We watched a few more videos. We talked. We laughed. We drank. Megan passed out just after two. Minutes later, out of the blue, Nikki said the fateful words. "What about Mikey," was all she said.
"Mikey who? And what about him, whoever he is?" Sarah asked.
"Don't you remember Kim's little brother?" Nikki asked. It was about then I started to pay attention.
"Little Mikey? The cute guy? He's like fifteen," Sarah scoffed. Sarah had grown up in our neighborhood. The third member of the Kim/Nikki/Sarah troika that had been inseparable in Junior High. Then her dad had been transferred to Chicago when we were all thirteen and we'd lost her. It was only when she'd come back for her freshman year that we'd been able to reunite. She hadn't seen my brother since he was eleven or twelve.
"Remember what a little scamp he was?" Nikki asked. "Remember when we used to take him to the park and he'd play on the bars? He was like a fucking monkey." We all laughed, even I. My brother had always been doing some crazy contortion or somersault when he'd been young.
"How old is he now?" Sarah asked.
"Eighteen! A high school senior," Nikki said with a gleam in her eye. The Nikster had always been the troublemaker in our group and I suddenly didn't like where she was going.
"Little Mikey's eighteen? No way!" came from Sarah.
"And he's mucho good looking. He's got teenyboppers following him everywhere," she added. "Which means..."
"Which means nothing!" I insisted.
"Which means he must have a big cock," Nikki finished.
"Mikey has a big cock?"
"He does not!"
"That's not what I heard," Nikki said with a leer. Which was bullshit and we both knew it. She didn't know anything about my little brother's cock.
"Have you seen it Kim?" Sarah asked me.
"Of course not! God, what do you think? That I'm sneaking around trying to check out my brother's penis? Besides, I'm sure it's not that big." I'd never thought of my brother's penis before that night. Never. He was my little brother for crying out loud. He was a boy!
"He's flexible too." Which came from Nikki who was ignoring every word I said. "All swimmers are flexible, they have to be. And they all also have to have big penises," she added. I was ready to strangle her!
"They do?" Sarah asked, clearly trying to encourage Nikki even if she didn't believe her.
"Do you think any self respecting, heterosexual, eighteen year old male is going to wander around in one of those little gay Speedo bathing suits if he doesn't have a big package? Nooooooooo way! I read somewhere, Sports Illustrated I think, that swimmers have the largest penises of all the athletes in the Olympic Games. Guys with small dicks always drop out of swimming because they're embarrassed."
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