The scene is Titan Tower on the arc of the bay on which Jump City stands. On the twelfth floor, in the roomy lounge, around a large table, sits three teenagers. The first is a tall and lean girl, with thin wiry arms and thin though shapely legs, her breasts are surprisingly large and rounded given her slender frame. Her crowning glory is a magnificent mane of copper red hair.
Her outfit is minimal and revealing; consisting of not a lot in truth! Thigh boots, the briefest of micro skirt, a wide belt clasps her narrow waist. Elbow length but fingerless gauntlets sheath her arms, one thin bicep is circled by a metal ring, and her bounteous bosom is restrained by a crop top that leaves her flat belly bare. She has no navel! Her entire outfit is a mix of dark and pale blue.
This is the meta teenage hero Starfire; the Tamaranian princess and former heir to the throne of that world. Both her companions are also teens and also much more than human.
The girl with the bizarre coiffeur, that divides her pinkish hair into two horns, is the reformed teen meta criminal Jinx. She wears a long sleeved mini dress of black and blue and thick soled black boots. Slender like Starfire her breasts are firm though less spectacular than the currently gloomy Tamaranian.
The third occupant of the room, still nibbling at a slice of pizza, seems the odd girl out since she wears a white blouse, a mini kilt, knee socks, sports shoes, and a vest bearing a school badge. She is more slender than either of the other two girls; possessing a boyish though slightly rounded figure. Her hair is a river of gold that parts in the centre and hangs almost to her waist. This is Terra another meta; and now restored to human life from the form of a stone statue.
Pioneering work by The Batman and Star Labs has returned the teenager to her living form ... And school sadly for her! Her normal outfit is, one must say, somewhat dykish! Her usual attire, away from school, is thick soled boots like Jinx's, shorts with many patch pockets, heavy gauntlets like a welder or construction worker, and a crop top which also reveals a flat belly. But she does possess a navel being earth born. Starfire, face wreathed in the aforesaid gloom sighs deeply.
"I have tried so hard to entertain and amuse friend Raven but nothing seems to have worked. None of us Titans have managed to change her ways. Cyborg invited her to drag races and monster truck meetings. Beast Boy offered to take her to the zoo! Robin asked her to attend an opera but she declined that also. I have attempted to involve her in Tamaranian festivals and she remains aloof. I am sad for my friend but I know not what more to do!"
Jinx, only recently a guest at Titan Tower, speaks first.
"Look SF she's what, thirteen or fourteen? She's a teenager like the three of us here. What does she do for fun? I mean we're sitting here eating pizza and drinking fizzy drinks that make us burp. That's what girls do! We have sleep over's and show off our new clothes and we go to visit malls. What does Raven do for fun?"
Starfire's gloom seems to deepen!
"She remains in her suite, reads books, and meditates!"
Terra sighs deeply and turns to the puzzled Jinx.
"She's right Jinx baby! Rae's idea of a good time is to sit in a lotus position, float two foot off the ground, and repeat "Azerath Metrion Zinthos" with her eyes shut! That's how you are when you're raised by a group of psychic monks and nuns of Azeroth! We thought after she defeated her demon dad Trigon she might lighten up but no such luck."
Their conversation is interrupted by the warbling of a phone. Starfire floats from the sofa she was seated on and soars across the room to pick up the handset.
"Titan Tower! Starfire is speaking to you! No I regret the Robin is not here! Am I able to be of assistance?"
Her eyes grow large and round and she presses the mute button on the phone as she turns to the other two metas.
"It is the Madame Rouge asking for permission to enter the Tower and speak with me!"
Terra sits bolt upright at the mention of this notorious international meta criminal.
"I thought she was still in gaol?"
Jinx grins and looks tough!
"I zapped her with a hex good style when she went too far and tried to get me to kill Kid Flash so she doesn't scare me! Besides if she thinks she can take three top metas like us she's delusional! Bring her up here and if she wants trouble she can have all she can handle!"
Nervously Starfire un-mutes the phone and speaks into it as she presses a button unlocking the main ground floor doors.
"Please take the lift to the twelfth floor Ms Rouge and we will be waiting for you!"
The express lift wafts its way fast to their floor and the doors slide open. Into the room stalks a severe but madly attractive woman. Laura De Mille, alias Madame Rouge, is a tall woman with superb legs and fabulous breasts. Her features are harsh and angular though fascinating to study. A chiselled jaw, wide mouth, high cheekbones, and a blade of a nose, combine into a stunning face. Her silky sable hair is cut off at her jaw line and trimmed into a fringe just above her arched eyebrows.
In her scarlet micro dress, thigh boots, and opera gloves reaching well above her elbows, she positively sizzles as she sways across the floor. Her narrow waist is cinched with a wide belt of black and silver!
"Halt and come no nearer miscreant! What deeds of evil are you planning now?"
The woman shrugs and holds up her hands.
"Starfire my young darling I want no trouble. I'm legally out of prison and part of my release is to bring you this."
One hand holds a thick manila envelop and her arm extends perhaps twelve or fifteen feet to hand it to the startled Starfire before it snaps back to its normal length. Ripping open the thick paper the Tamaranian pulls out a sheaf of papers and scans them rapidly.
"You have been granted parole for cooperating with the legal authorities, and part of your parole is that you reside here in Jump City and report, not just to a parole officer, but to the Robin and the Teen Titans?"
"That's right darling! I blew the gaffe on one of The Brain's secret laboratories and the police, with a few meta crime fighter guys and gals, scooped up a fair few wanted meta crooks. So here I am free as a bird!"
Glancing at the table Rouge's face lights up.
"Pizza! You got pizza! Got anything to wash it down with?"
Starfire is just too friendly and basically too nice a person to refuse food even to a super crook like the Madame!
"We have cans of Sugar Rush Cola and Martian Dew Ms Rouge!"
"I was thinking maybe coffee darling not teenage tooth rot stuff!"
"Humph! We Titans do not drink coffee but over there in that cupboard you will find a jar of instant decaff we keep for our guests!"
Refusing to be put off by a mildly chilly reception Madame Rouge is soon settled on the sofa next to Starfire, chomping pizza, and gulping hot black coffee.
"So you see darling I'm legit and won't cause you any problems but I have to report here every two weeks to one of the Titans and tell you when I find a job. My address is on the paperwork you've got along with my phone number."
She stops talking and looks around at the three serious looking teens.
"Well I didn't expect a parade but for three nice meta babes you don't look too pleased with life!"
"It is not because of you formerly evil meta! We are concerned about our friend the Raven!"
"Oh you mean the ice queen? Little Miss Steel Panties! What's her problem?"
"The Raven seems to not enjoy the pleasures that we do and we find we cannot seem to bring her happiness no matter how we try. She will accept none of our invitations to accompany us to fun locations. I fear we have run out of ideas!"
Rouge ponders a while, tugging at her nose; which stretches out perhaps six or seven inches.
"What you need to do is have a sleepover or a slumber party here and what Miss Frigid needs is a good slice of lady loving! An all girls together session with bring her out of her shell!"
Jinx smirks at the idea while Terra grins knowingly at the evilly smiling Rouge. Starfire, in contrast, looks blank!
"And what friend ... er perhaps not friend, Rouge, do you mean by lady loving?"
"Hey Star darling how old are you?"
"I am 27 zorthogs by Tameranian reckoning but why do you ask?"
"Well what's that in Earth time darling?"
Starfire wrinkles her brow, counts on her fingers, and screws up her eyes.
"I am fourteen years and eight Earth months by your counting but what does that matter?"
"Well my sweet and innocent Starfire you appear to be kinda clueless about sex!"
"I have read all about the birds and the bees of Earth! And I am fully aware that when a human man and woman mate the egg and sperm can unite to provide a human baby nine months later. Babies are so cute!"
Rouge winks at Jinx and Terra in turn before turning back to the still confused Starfire.
"Starfire sex is fun and it ain't just for making babies! And sex also ain't just for mommies and daddies. Mommies and mommies can have a wonderful time together!"
Starfire goes cross eyed trying to figure things out.
"You mean two ladies can mate here on Earth?"
Rouge rises in one smooth motion from where she is sitting and extends six feet of arm to take Starfire's hand in hers.
"Have you got your own rooms here darling? If you have then come with me because talking won't explain things. It is time for a little practical lady loving lesson!"
.... There is more of this story ...