Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including mt/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor,
Desc: Humor Sex Story: Will Timothy survive school? Will he give a damn about the happenings in his world since the turn of the century, a world were the restless dead have decided its time to take a nap and bloodletting just isn't fun any more? Will any of the throwaway sentences turn out to be plot hooks? Will he get any? And will the author ever finish that bag of nachos? To find out the answers to some of these questions read the story. It'd probably be easier one you if you just didn't care.