Absolutely nothing in this story is true, realistic or possible (well maybe possible but at least highly unlikely). Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead and past, current or future events are purely coincidental. No animals or humans were knowingly mistreated, abused or killed in the process of writing and posting this story on the internet. If any ethnic minorities, religious groups, aliens, humans or intelligent animals are offended by this story, it is not intended by the author. This story may contain explicit description of, or advocate one or the following: adultery, morbid violence, bad spelling and grammar, deviant sexual conduct in violent contexts, the consumption of alcohol and illegal drugs, hidden messages, or even 50 Ft. squirrels. But then again, it may not. Who knows? Also any resemblance to fictional characters and events are based on true fictional persons and incidents. Do not read this story near an open flame or in a toxic environment. Please remain seated until each page has come to a complete stop. For best result and the greatest enjoyment, avoid doing stupid things when reading this story. If you actually paid for this story you are gullible and should support other charities like the Fictional Character Relief Fund or the Anti-Dihydrogen Monoxide Coalition.
Copyright 2009 Martin Young. All rights reserved. Permission for any use other than personal must be requested from the author. Do not repost.