I met my best friend Mike at the club on Saturday morning, just as we'd been doing every Saturday now for the past several months. But unlike every other Saturday since we'd been meeting there, there was something different about the way Mike was acting, which included the almost goofy looking smile on his face.
"Ok, spill it!" I told him as we went into the locker room in preparation for taking a shower and heading home again.
"You KNOW what!" I responded somewhat irritated, as it hadn't been the first time I had questioned him today either. But each time that I had, he merely shrugged his shoulders, though that same damn smile had remained.
"David? To begin with, you wouldn't be interested even if I told you for one, and for another, you wouldn't believe me either!"
I felt like punching him in the face, but I didn't. "Listen Mike, in all the years we've known one another, never once have you kept anything from me, and as I recall, I've never kept anything from you either, which includes that time when your then fiancé' approached me about having a fling with her just two weeks before you two were to be married remember?"
That had indeed been a trying time for him, as well as for me. I had been honest with him about it, completely so. Admitting that it had been a hard temptation not to succumb to, especially when Janet had come walking out of the bedroom she and Mike were then sharing, entirely naked, and obviously horny as she'd approached me wanting me to jump her bones. It had gotten worse when I'd declined, and when she immediately accused me of being the one to approach her about fooling around, which Mike in the beginning had nearly bought into, nearly ruining our friendship.
Thank God I wasn't the only one she'd approached, another friend of a friend informing Mike of his future wife's promiscuity that finally opened his eyes, and caused him to cancel the entire wedding just days before it was to have happened.
"You'll think I'm crazy," he continued, still trying to get out of telling me anything, which was making it worse as I was now more curious than ever.
"I already know you are ... but then, so am I for having you as a friend in the first place, so spill it!" I said once again, now seriously contemplating actually punching him if he didn't.
One of the guys we'd been playing a little two on two basketball against had just then walked into the locker area. Mike cocked his head towards the showers without speaking, reaching down grabbing his towel off the bench and headed towards them as I followed. The fact Mike was giving this such a secretive aspect to whatever it was he'd gotten himself involved in, suddenly worried me, causing me to wonder if he'd done something foolish enough to be borderline illegal or something. I couldn't for the life of me even begin to imagine what it was, especially when he remained silent, still hesitant to say anything as he stepped into the shower turning the water on.
"So no one can hear what I'm about to tell you," he said speaking just loud enough to be heard over the sound of the shower, which only served to make me even more nervously worried than I had been.
He was grinning again too, but when I clenched my fists as I stood there standing next to him, he finally began telling me.
"I had the wildest, craziest sex I've ever had in my entire life last night," he finally said.
And for that, I nearly did hit him. "Jesus fucking Christ Mike!" I yelled at him, "I thought you were going to tell me you'd gone out and robbed a bank or something!" I said fully irritated now. "That's the big fucking secret and the reason behind that idiotic smile on your face?"
"Not entirely no..." he said ducking around behind the shower pole just as I did swing at him.
"I'm serious Mike, I think you've lost it," I said stalking him, though had anyone come in to the shower area just then, they'd have thought we both had.
"It was anonymous sex," he said simply, stopping me cold as I stood there glaring at him.
"Best fucking sex I've ever had David, and I have no idea who they were before during or afterwards either."
"You wanna run that one by me again?" I asked. "What the fuck are you talking about? You mean you didn't get her name or something? Shit Mike ... even I've done that!"
"Their names," he said still grinning effectively shutting me up as I stood there mouth agape listening to him. "And not only that ... I have no real idea of what they even looked like, nor do they have any idea of who or what I look like either!" he further added. "And like I said, it was more exciting than it ever was even with Janet as wild in bed as she was."
"Or out of it," I thought to myself without saying it. "Ok, you've got me totally fucking confused, so why don't you humor me, and start at the beginning here before I really do knock your fool head off!"
"Ok, I know this is going to sound really ... really weird."
"It already does," I said interrupting him, receiving an exasperated look in return, though he continued.
"Ok, you know Brian, who would have been my future brother in law yes?"
I had met him once, actually liked the guy, especially when he'd all but disowned his own sister after learning how she'd managed to fuck up her wedding with Mike.
"Yeah, sure," I confirmed nodding my head. "Go on..."
"Well, he called me last night, guess he'd heard how I have been mopping about these past few weeks ever since Janet and I broke up." Which was true as Mike had been, even though I had in fact tried my level best to shake him out of it, which was why I was more than a little surprised to see him far more cheery, smiling the way he had been all morning long without telling me why he was.
"All he said was, was if I wanted to experience something beyond my wildest dreams, that he'd pick me up in an hour ... and that I was to have my recent health certificate in hand when I met him."
"That's what I said, but I'll get to that part later. Anyway, he soon picked me up and drove me to this parking lot downtown. There were several limos' there, and we soon got into one of them. The windows were all tinted black so you couldn't see outside at all. I thought it was pretty weird, but Brian told me the whole purpose was so that no one would know where it was we were going, and that the reason for that would become perfectly clear afterwards."
"Clear is what I'm still waiting for," I said still somewhat annoyed even now, but also becoming curiously interested about where all this was going.
"We must have driven for nearly an hour, though there was plenty to drink inside the limo which certainly helped to pass the time. But eventually we arrived, pulling up in front of this enormous mansion that must have been worth millions! Anyway, Brian had already filled me in to some extent, telling me that some eccentric Billionaire with a voyeuristic fetish had been having this kind of wild party once a week now for several years, and that it had grown and grown into something enormous. One of Brian's clients had actually told him about it, so Brian had gone to see for himself just the week before, and now had invited me. It didn't cost a thing to go, which was certainly nice, and with the limo ride, free booze, and the totally and completely safe sex requirements being one of just a few rules, I figured what the hell and decided to see for myself what it might be like after everything Brian told me about it on the drive up."
"Go on..." I said simply, now totally enthralled about what I was hearing, yet still finding it just as Mike said I would, to be borderline believable.
He did so. "There was a list of rules we had to read and agree to in signing, once we did, we were then given a mask we had to wear at all times while inside the house."
"Yeah, the first being the mask, the second being that no one was allowed under any circumstances to try and talk to anyone else in attendance, or try to find out who they were. If anyone was caught doing that, they'd be immediately asked to leave and never invited back again."
"Well, not quite ... the sex itself was anything but silent, quite wicked in nature actually, but no one was allowed to just chat like they were trying to get to know one another or anything like that. And thirdly, no one got naked in front of one another, once everyone had arrived, the men and women were then divided up into groups and led off towards the dressing rooms. Only then did everyone take everything off, except for the masks of course."
"Of course," I said once again somewhat frustrated, as Mike seemed to enjoy dragging everything out.
"You want to hear what happened after that or not?" he said giving me an ultimatum, which I quickly backed away from in my attitude.
"Then what happened?"
"Well once everyone is naked, we were led into this enormous room, it was comfortably furnished, plenty of refreshments, though the lights glowed red, giving it a really eerie like atmosphere, but was yet sensual in a way, even though I now found myself standing in a room filled with nothing but other naked men just like myself. But the really interesting part was, this wall that was standing there."
"Yeah a wall ... with all sorts of holes in it, which the purpose for became immediately apparent just a few minutes after we'd begun entering. Obviously there wasn't enough room for everyone who was there at once to use, so Brian and I held back watching everyone else."
Mike grinned that damn fucking grin again.
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