It was a conversation that I wasn't supposed to hear. I was supposed to be at a customer's that day, but the customer had called and cancelled. As a result I was sitting in my cubicle catching up on some paperwork. It was early, around seven-fifteen, and starting time wasn't until eight, but a lot of the guys come in early to drink coffee and shoot the shit until starting time.
I heard Brad and Bill come in and sit down in Brad's cube and they started talking about the latest idiocy promulgated by management and then they touched on yesterday's ball game before getting to the inevitable discussion on women. By the time they reached the subject of women Brad and Bill and been joined by Sam, Al, Josh and Donny. Brad's cube backs onto mine and is accessed from one aisle over so nobody had walked by my cubicle and no one knew I was there.
They covered all of the girls in the office and what they would like to do with each one and then Josh said:
"Suppose you could have one and only one, which one would you choose?"
"I'd go for Mary because of her big tits. My wife's tits are so small that she barely needs to wear a bra," Brad said.
Ted opted for Sally because she had the sexiest ass he had ever seen. "What about you Sam?" Ted asked.
"That's easy, but she doesn't work here."
"Who is it?"
"Rob's wife. I'd do Jenny in a New York minute and as many times as I could."
"Too bad you won't ever get the chance."
"Why do you say that? She can be had; I've seen it in her eyes. Hell, everyone in the room could do her and probably all at the same time."
"You mean a gangbang?"
"Maybe, but more likely it would just be one on one."
"What do you mean?"
"Get her at a party with Rob distracted and I could fuck her. Fifteen minutes later I'll bet Brad could do her and before the party was over I'd bet she'd do everybody at least once."
"You are out of your fucking mind" Bill said.
"No I'm not" replied Sam, "She can be had and Rob knows it. Why else do you think he hovers over her. He doesn't dare let her out of his sight."
That wasn't true. I hovered because I had been so stupidly in love with her that I couldn't bear to be away from her.
"I'm telling you guys, she can be had."
"Sam, you are so full of shit it isn't to be believed."
Further conversation was cut off when Harry, our section manager, hollered out:
"Hey! It's eight o'clock, where in the hell are my workers?"
The little meeting in Brad's cube broke up and the guys all scattered to begin their daily toil.
On the drive home that night I wondered why Sam was so sure that he could get to my wife. She was gorgeous and that fact alone guaranteed that she would attract male attention and she did love to flirt and that kept the boys sniffing around her. I could have been wrong, but I didn't think that Sam could get her. He just wasn't her type at all. Still, it was an opportunity for me to try and make something happen. If I played it right I could maybe even make a buck or two. It would take some work on my part, but I just might be able to make it work for me.
The first step would be to bring Jenny in on it. Jenny had dinner ready when I got home and after some small talk about how our respective days had gone I asked her:
"How far might you be willing to go to come up with the money so that we can take that trip to Cancun that you want?"
"What kind of a question is that?"
"I think I know a way that we can get the money without having to borrow it and go into debt, but it will depend on what you are willing to do."
"You need to explain to me where you are going here."
I told her about what I had overheard. "I want to take advantage of that. What I want to do is invite them all over here for a barbecue and then I want you to make it look like you would be willing to fuck one or two of them if you got the chance."
"You are out of your fucking mind Rob!"
"Hear me out okay? You are gorgeous and every man you know wants to get in your pants. You flirt a lot and that makes a couple of them think they have a chance. What I propose is that we have the barbecue and you do whatever you can to make sure that they think they can get you if they could just find some way to get me out of the way. Then I'll set up a poker game for the following week. I'll get Bill to start another conversation like the one I overheard this morning and as soon as Sam or one of the others says he is sure he can get you Bill will bet them that they can't. We will set it up so he goads them into betting that they can and then he will say:
"Okay, I'm so sure that you can't I'll bet each of you five hundred bucks that you can't. You can take your shot at the poker game. I'll get Rob out of the way so you will have all the time you need to take your shot."
"You will have primed them at the barbecue and they will be sure they can do it and they will take the bet. At the poker game you shoot them all down and we make three grand to pay for the trip to Cancun."
"What would I have to do?"
"Take your normal flirting and go a little farther with it."
"What do you mean by a 'little farther?"
"That will be totally up to you. Anything except fuck them or give them blow jobs."
"So what you are saying is that I should let myself get felt up, maybe rub a cock or two through the pants, do some heavy kissing and send everyone home with a case of blue balls?"
"Yes, that's pretty much it. I want them to leave the barbecue just knowing that they can fuck you if they can just get a chance."
"How are you going to get Bill to go along with it?"
"Offer him five hundred dollars. That will still leave us with twenty-five hundred for the trip. How about it, think you can do it?"
"Oh I can do it sugar and it might even be fun, but you do realize that there will be a downside to it."
"What is that?"
They will all leave with a case of blue balls, but they will be leaving me hotter than a forest fire. After they are gone I'll be doing my best to fuck your brains out. You had best start taking vitamins right now to prepare yourself."
The next day at work I got Bill off to the side, told him I'd overheard the conversation and then told him what I wanted to do. He got a big smile on his face and told me he would love to be a part of sticking it to Sam and the rest of the guys.
"You know I think the world of Jenny and it really pissed me off to hear Sam say that she would be an easy lay."
Bill lined up; all that was left was to get the boys primed. It was too late to set up a barbecue for the coming weekend so I planned it for the next one and got everyone to commit to coming. After that it was a case of wait and see.
The barbecue was a success as far as I could tell. Jenny wore a pair of Daisy Dukes that had the cheeks of her ass hanging out. She was braless under the low-cut top she wore and I could see erections making tents in trousers. I noticed that at one time or another Jenny and each one of the guys disappeared for five or ten minutes and when I next saw the guy his trousers were tented. During the course of the afternoon I casually set up a poker game for the following Thursday and the guys all said they would come. They all left just knowing that Jenny was theirs if they could get me out of the way and true to her word Jenny damned near fucked me to death that night.
Bill made his move on Monday morning. I made sure to be late to work so they wouldn't have to sweat me overhearing them, but I did have a voice activated tape recorder in my cubicle to catch the conversation. The conversation started off with everyone commenting on how hot Jenny looked at the barbecue and Sam said:
"I'm telling you guys, she can be had if we can just get to her when Rob isn't around."
Everybody said that they agreed with him, but getting me out of the way was almost an impossibility and that's when Bill jumped in.
"Bullshit! You don't have a prayer of getting her."
"Oh come on Bill, everyone here knows that she can be had except for you. I think you are sweet on her or something and are looking at her through rose colored glasses."
"Oh yeah? You want to put your money where your mouth is?"
"What do you have in mind?"
"The poker game on Thursday. I'll get Rob out of the way and you take your best shot. I'll bet each of you five hundred bucks that you don't even get a kiss."
"You have three grand you can afford to lose?"
"Hey, the bets on the table. You guys are so sure, put up or shut up."
One by one the guys all said they were in. "Good" Rob said, "I'll slip something in Rob's drink that will knock him out. Once he's down you can all do your best. Only one rule! She has to be willing. No getting her drunk and taking advantage of her and no forcing her to do anything. Agreed?"
"Yeah Bill, agreed."
The night of thew game I had Jenny dress sexy as hell. High heels, mini-skirt and low cut blouse. The story was that she was supposed to go out with some girl friends while we played cards, but things fell through at the last minute so she was going to stay and act as hostess.
We all sat down, cut the cards for the deal and started the game. We were on the third hand when the phone rang and Jenny answered it.
"It's for you Rob, its Sally."
Sally was my brother's wife. I got up and went to the phone and a couple of minutes later I came back.
"My brother has been in an accident and has been taken to the hospital. I'm going to have to leave, but there is no reason to end the game"
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