It's Only Love

by Harddaysknight

Caution: This Humor Sex Story contains strong sexual content, including Ma/Fa, Consensual, Heterosexual, Humor, Oral Sex, .

Desc: Humor Sex Story: What is a marriage fidelity test? Are there grades or is it a pass/fail situation? Husband learns he is being "tested".

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I do okay. I'm good at my job, have two great kids in college and a wife that is incredible. I don't mean she is a super model, but she is a great role model. If my girls turn out exactly like her, I will consider myself fortunate. She is my partner, my best friend, my financial advisor, my playmate, and the best lover a man could ever hope for. In short, Susan was too good for me, but I had decided long ago that I would just have to live with that fact.

Some buddies and I have developed a little habit over the years of stopping at a local pub on Wednesdays, after work. We don't all work at the same place so we meet to do some male bonding. That means we drink a few beers, shoot some pool, and solve all the world's problems, and bullshit more than a little. It may not sound like fun to a woman, but we look forward to it! Guys would understand.

The great thing about it is that Susan is fine with it. She doesn't really know why it has become something I look forward to so much, but she allows me the freedom to do it. Like I said, she is a great wife.

Because I get out half an hour earlier than the other guys, I usually get to the pub ahead of them. I am supposed to get the table near the pool table and get some wings ordered. It works pretty well for us.

I had just nicely picked up my draft beer when I noticed a blonde looking my way. I nodded to her and went over to the table I intended to claim. As I walked I tried to remember if I had seen her in the place before. I came to the conclusion that she had to be new because she was the type you would not forget. She was in her early thirties, slim, well dressed, and very attractive.

The place was pretty empty. The after work crowd was half an hour away. I decided to play a practice game so I would be warmed up and ready to win a few of my quarters back from the guys when we played later. I was just ready to break, when the blonde sauntered up to me, her hips swaying with every step, and started a conversion.

"Would you be interested in playing with me?" she asked.

"That sure sounds like fun!" I grinned. "Let me put this pool stick down."

I have always been quick-witted like that. I wondered if she would laugh or be indignant and leave. It really didn't matter much to me.

"That sounds like a great idea!" she whispered in a husky voice as she leaned over the table. "You look like a man that knows how to play really well."

What the hell was this? I know what I am, and what I look like. I am okay, but not the sort of guy a lovely woman 10 or 15 years my junior would chase. I was dressed in my work clothes, so she couldn't think I had money.

"I was just kidding," I stammered. "I'm a married man and really am not allowed to play, unless it's with the wife."

"Well, she isn't here, is she?" asked the blonde. "What she doesn't know won't hurt her, will it?"

I had alarms and whistles going off in my head. There was something in the old woodpile and I wasn't going to play the fool. My wife is a wonderful woman. That said, she would cut off my balls and stuff them down my throat if I ever messed around. You could say I was motivated by fear, but I like to think of it as good sense. I would never be drunk enough, or dumb enough, to fuck up a really great thing!

The smell of rat was everywhere. It caused me to think about the unusual situation I suddenly found myself in. What was she really after? Why me? How could I find out without her knowing I wasn't as stupid as she seemed to think I was? Then I was saved. My cell phone rang.

"Hey, Mitch? This is Don," said the voice on the other end. "I'm running about ten minutes late. Practice up so you won't lose all your money, Dude!" he laughed.

"I see. Okay," I answered.

I turned back to the pretty blonde and followed through with my newly hatched plan.

"That was my friend. His wife is in labor and he wants me to drive him to the hospital. Could I have your number, or give you my cell number?" I asked. "I think it would be quite nice to play a game or two with you."

She seemed to hesitate for just a second, than made her mind up.

"Give me your number," she insisted. "I'll be calling. Be sure of that. My name is Sandy."

As I wrote my cell number on a napkin, I gave her my best smile. I handed the napkin to her and she folded it and placed it in her bag.

"I'm Mitch," I told her as I grabbed my jacket and hurried for the door.

I got in my car and drove across the street to a convenience store. I parked so I could watch the bar I had just left. I knew I could well be wasting my time, but I had it to waste. It wasn't three minutes later I saw the blonde come out of the bar.

I knew she was out of place there and really doubted she would hang around. What I didn't know was that she had a tall man with a gray beard with her. They climbed into an SUV and pulled out of the lot. I followed just long enough to copy the car's plate number when they stopped for a light. Then I turned around. I was back at the bar before the guys arrived.

As we played pool, I told the guys my story. It was pretty good to have a little mystery to work on for a change. The fellows had a few good ideas. Don was a dispatcher for the state police.

"Give me the plate number and I'll see who the car belongs to, Mitch," he offered. "Any guy pussy-whipped enough to turn down a young, hot blonde needs all the help he can get."

That set the tone for the rest of the evening. I was the butt of all sorts of jokes about my fear of Susan and what she would do to me if she ever caught me messing around. I actually enjoyed the kidding because I knew every man there respected Susan and envied our relationship. Men talk a lot, but we are softies deep down and want a woman that keeps us in line. It allows us an excuse to not get involved in something stupid. It is like being a kid and having your folks watching you. It removes certain options that you really don't need.

The next day at work, I received a phone call from Don.

"Mitch, that car is registered to a Derek Baxter. He runs some kind of detective service. He is 56 and married. He lives in Westport, so he must be doing pretty well."

"Thanks, Don," I responded. "I have to wonder why he has an interest in me, though."

Don seemed to hesitate a little before he continued, "His specialty seems to be a thing he calls marriage fidelity checks. I asked a few of the troopers about him. They said he pretty much uses some hot looking women to snare married men into becoming adulterers. When his girls get done with a man, he has become an adulterer, even if he wasn't one before hand. They never actually have sex with the men, but they go far enough to prove, usually to the poor fucker's wife, that the guy will be unfaithful if he is given the opportunity. He always has still pictures and a video as proof for his client."

I was stunned. Did Susan hire someone to set me up? Why? It made no sense. If she wanted to toss my ass out; that's what she would do. Shit! She would probably do it if she even suspected I was unfaithful, and then toss my balls out the back door. It just didn't sound like Susan to waste time and money on some shit detective.

My silence didn't go unnoticed to Don. "The troopers tell me they have been called to domestic disputes a few times because of this asshole. I'd rather have my sister marry a goddamn pimp than this guy. Is there anything else I can find out for you, Buddy?"

"That blonde said her name was Sandy. Could you ask your contacts if they know anything about her, Don?" I asked.

"Sure thing, Mitch," agreed Don. "I should have the dirt on her in the next day or so."

I hung up and gave the situation some thought. Susan simply didn't play games or beat around the bush. She knew me well enough to know all she had to do was ask. I had no secrets from her. I decided the simplest thing was to talk to her.

"I had a blonde hit on me yesterday," I started as we sat down for dinner.

"Really?" laughed Susan. "It must be your charm and good looks!"

"She made it pretty clear that she wanted me to have sex with her," I pressed on. "She was around 30 and very attractive."

"Where the hell was this?" demanded Susan. She was no longer laughing.

"I was waiting for the guys to show up for our pool game. She hit on me within a few minutes of when I walked through the door," I added as I watched Susan for her reaction.

"Exactly what did she say and do? More importantly, what the hell did you do, Mitch?" Susan questioned.

I had my answer. Susan did not know anything about the girl. Her anger was not an act! I explained everything as it happened. Then I told Susan what Don had learned.

"That is low!" she exclaimed. "They actually try to get a guy to cheat by putting a bimbo in front of him and telling him he can have her? That is like leaving a cookie in front of a kid, then slapping him for eating it."

I was glad she saw things that way. Even faithful men can be tempted. No wife in her right mind should put that sort of temptation in front of a man she loved. As Susan and I discussed it, we decided it had to be more than a divorce ploy. It was a damn lousy one, at that.

"I've been trying to figure out who could want to ruin our marriage, Susan. I thought this didn't sound like your style," I conceded. "But these people don't do this shit just for giggles. Someone wants to break us up; or blackmail me. That would be disappointing for them since I have two kids in college."

"That bastard!" cursed Susan. "I bet it was Sam Longo! He has been pretty insistent about getting into my pants lately. He thinks he is god's gift. I wouldn't give the asshole the time of day. He's been telling me everyone cheats, that my husband probably gets some pussy on the side."

"I think I will have a little chat with that fucker," I growled. "He has crossed the line. You should have told me about this!"

"Yeah, and have you get all mad like this and kick the shit out of him and then get tossed in jail," agreed Susan. "I knew how you would handle it, Mitch. While that is one of the things I love so dearly about you, I also know it would cause us great harm. We don't need to embarrass the girls or get everyone talking about us. It has to be handled smarter than fists, although that option has its appeal."

"If you have a better idea, tell me about it," I answered. "I'm not going to let it pass. You can take that to the bank!"

"I am just about as pissed at that shit-hole detective agency that specializes in ruining marriages. That is not an area where society needs assistance," Susan stated.

That was the beginning of our cloak and dagger adventure. We talked well into the night, planning and scheming. By the time we were finished, we had an exciting, if somewhat unpredictable plan.

The next day I got a call from Sandy. I wasn't surprised and I actually looked forward to implementing our plot.

"Hello, Mitch?" she asked. "This is Sandy. Remember me?"

"Of course I do!" I gushed. "You are the hot blonde with the nice tits from the bar."

If that girl had been any kind of lady, she would have hung up on me then! I never talk to women like that, but I was setting the trap. She could show some class and back out, or she could walk in.

"I guess you do remember me," she laughed. "It sounds like you have given some thought to getting together with me."

"I sure have, Sweet-cheeks," I responded. "Just tell me where and when?"

She gave me a room number of a downtown hotel and I promised to meet her there at 8:00 the next night. Then I called Don to see what information he might have for me. It seemed that Baxter liked to relax with a few drinks in the same hotel where I had the date to meet Sandy. In fact, he used the hotel bar as much, or more, than his office. It was half a block from his business. It occurred to me that they probably had a room rented full time and had cameras set up to record the proof of infidelity. Sandy was actually a lawyer. Word was she made some real big bucks with the 'fidelity service'. She had married for the second time about two years ago.

That night Susan and I refined our plans. Then we went to the same hotel that Baxter used as a base of operations. We rented a room on a different floor from where my date would be and made our plans.

"Say there, Big Boy," smiled Susan after we had finished our survey, "How about I practice my seduction techniques. I'm afraid I'm a little rusty."

We wound up spending the night and having some of the hottest sex I could remember. The excitement and daring of our plan made us both extra horny and it showed. Susan could be tough on me when she felt it was needed, but she always gave me everything in bed, with no reservations. I never, in our entire marriage, felt she didn't love me, or respect me.

We were up early the next morning. We both had called in sick at work. Susan had made appointments at a salon to have her hair, face, and nails done. I picked up a good digital camera and practiced using it. I had always wanted one, but never thought I would get one for the clandestine reason I had.

When I picked up Susan at noon, I was almost speechless. She had her hair cut and styled. Her makeup was perfect.

"Susan, you are an extremely beautiful woman," I managed as the other ladies in the salon giggled. "You look fantastic!"

Susan was beaming as I helped her into the car. Soon my hands were all over her and she complained that someone would see, but she didn't really try to stop me. We went to an expensive boutique and Susan tried on different dresses. When she came out of the dressing room wearing a low cut, short red dress, I knew we had the one we wanted. Her breasts were on display and they looked delicious. No man could ignore her!

We bought the dress and went for a late lunch. As we ate, we discussed our plans.

"Mitch, if this Baxter guy should take the bait, I'm going to be pretty daring. Are you sure you can handle it?" she asked. "We have never done anything like this and our marriage means more to me than this half-baked plot for revenge."

"Susan, I'll be right there. If I can't take it any more, I will simply put a stop to it, but don't do anything expecting me to cry uncle. I will endure as much as I can. I want to get this prick," I answered.

"Okay, Darling. We're on the same page on this. We won't be mad at each other when it's over. It's something we have to do and we'll do it, right?" asked Susan.

I lifted my drink and smiled as I proposed, "To a lovely, sexy, vindictive, little minx!"

Susan smiled and clicked her glass to mine and we both drank.

We went to the hotel and walked up the stairway, which was off to the side. We felt no one would see us that way. Our room was on the third floor. Susan and I went over our scheme, and then she went into the bathroom and freshened up. When she came out I took her in my arms and tried to kiss her.

"Stop that!" she shrieked. "I just finished getting everything repaired. You will just have to wait."

With that we stood looking into each other's eyes.

I felt a lump in my throat as I gazed at my wife of 22 years. She was still a real head-turner. She smiled, picked up her bag, and went to the door.

"We'll see if anyone else shares your opinion of me," she taunted as she closed the door.

It was around 4:30 and Baxter generally found his way to the hotel bar around then. Susan knew what he looked like and was going to do her best to lure the miserable prick to our room. All I had to do was wait for them and get some incriminating pictures. My job was easy, or so I thought.

As I waited, I imagined Susan flirting with Baxter. I imagined other men looking at her and buying her drinks. I began to doubt the wisdom of sending such a beautiful woman, my wife, into a situation over which I had no control. I must have decided to cancel the entire thing at least a dozen times as I waited in that lonely room. Each time I talked myself into waiting another few minutes.

I was ready to give up and rush down to the bar to rescue Susan when I heard the door rattle! I quickly stepped into the closet and waited.

"Oh Derek," laughed Susan. "I think you deliberately got me to drink too much. Did someone tell you how naughty I get when I drink?"

"Not at all, Susan," replied the bearded snake. "You are just mellow. I like that is a beautiful woman."

"Derek, do you think I'm beautiful, or just beautiful for a woman my age?" prodded Susan.

"My dear, you are stunning regardless of your age, which I doubt is all that much," oozed old silky.

He took Susan in his arms and kissed her long and hard. I have to give it to her. She sure gave the impression she was a willing participant. Then he turned her around and slowly unzipped her dress. I almost forgot why I was there as I watched another man undress my wife.

Susan smiled when the zipper was opened all the way, stepped to her left a couple steps, and turned to face Baxter. That was the spot we decided would give the best angle to photograph the seduction. She was thinking! That reminded me to bring the camera into play.

I had done my homework when I purchased the camera. I had made certain it was quiet and could take pictures without using a flash indoors. I also made certain it didn't have some blinking light in front that might catch a person's eye. I had a memory card that would hold well over a hundred pictures, so I started getting some.

Baxter stepped over to Susan and slowly slid her dress from her shoulders. It pooled at her feet. He then reached out and squeezed her incredible tits. I knew how good they felt! It seemed like they must feel better than ever before, as I watched another man fondled what had been only mine for so long. I realized I was having some difficulty breathing and my cock was rampant.

Then Baxter freed Susan's orbs from their confinement. He pinched and pulled her nipples and she moaned. They looked like they were so hard they would break. Baxter fondled my wife for a few moments before he noticed the bra unhooked from the front. He expertly undid the clasp and allowed the garment to join the dress at Susan's feet.

Susan seemed to slightly regain her composure and began unbuttoning Baxter's shirt. Then she dropped to her knees in front of the lucky bastard and unbuckled his belt. That done, she slowly pulled his zipper down and let his pants fall to the floor. The she smiled as she slid her thumbs into the man's boxers and lowered them.

Being human, Baxter's cock was hard. I had to admit it was a pretty respectable specimen. Why did I feel the need to compare his cock with my own? When Susan got his boxers down, she reached out and touched his erection. It seemed to jerk as she ran her fingers along its length.

"Yes!" hissed Baxter. "Suck my cock, Susan. You know you want to. Suck it!"

As he spoke he pulled Susan's head to his cock. My loving wife opened her mouth and took another man's cock into her mouth! I was taking pictures and trying to straighten my own cock in my pants. It was doubled up and wanted desperately to stand at full attention, hoping it would be called upon, and soon. Part of my mind was urging me to pound the shit out of the guy, but Susan knew what she was doing. I was beginning to think that this was weird revenge!

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