Damn! Damn! Damn! What an ass on that woman!!! She was not a big woman, probably not more than 5' 4" tall and I would guess that she might weigh 130. She had a modest sized waist, maybe 23 inches, was probably 36C on the top but her bottom... wow! I'll bet it was 40 inches, maybe 42, maybe even bigger. And as round as a beach ball. It was certainly the stand-out feature of her figure.

I had made it my business to check the figures of all the women in stores where I shopped. Mostly that just raised my libido, and gave me hard-on after hard-on, but it was the greatest pastime on earth. And occasionally it led to something a little more intimate. Most women appreciate a compliment on their figure and some even became horny. I wished it would happen to this one, but I wasn't expecting much.

I roved the store looking for the items on my list, keeping an eye out for the Butt Babe... and every other woman in the place. Still I was disappointed that I didn't see her again, that is until I was heading to the checkouts. There she was, turning into the aisle ahead of me, looking at some items in the women's wear section. My pace picked up but I stopped ten feet short of where she was examining some blouses. My eyes focused on her bottom and I couldn't help but lick my lips in anticipation of what might have been.

I don't know how long I had been standing there staring at her beautiful butt when she turned and saw me staring. She said, "Excuse me. Am I in your way?"

"No, sorry... I mean, no, I just... excuse me."

"What were you staring at?" she asked belligerently.

"Excuse me, ma'am. I didn't mean to stare."

She ran her hands over her prominent feature. "You were staring at my bottom, weren't you?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Well, you don't have to make it so obvious. I know its huge. I can't help it. You don't have to make me feel bad. Leave me alone."

"Oh, no, ma'am. I wasn't trying to make you feel bad. You should feel great. It is magnificent."

"It's what?"

"It's magnificent. It's beautiful. It's wonderful. You've got the greatest looking butt I've seen in a long time, maybe ever."

Her face turned into a mask of rage. "Get out of here. I know you're yanking my chain now."

I looked at her just as serious as I could. "No, ma'am. It is beautiful. I really love it. You should be proud of your bottom. It makes you look very sexy."

"Oh, yeah?"

"Yeah!" I said with vehemence.

"Well... well, thank you. I... I never heard anybody say that. Everybody always looks at me like I'm deformed."

"Well, I don't think you're deformed. You have a most fantastic shape."

She ducked her head, then looked back up, smiling at last. "Now you've made me feel all funny. I've got to go." She pulled her basket into the aisle and swiftly pushed it toward the checkout counters. I followed quickly and got into another lane. By the time I had checked out, I had lost track of her. I walked slowly and sadly toward the exit.

Then I heard her voice, rapidly approaching me from behind. "What are you going to do now?"

"I don't know."

"Me neither."

She headed to her car. I got a quick inspiration and almost ran to my vehicle. I just managed to nudge into traffic behind her and followed her. She pulled into a driveway, fished her packages out of the back seat and headed inside.

She didn't seem surprised to see me. However inside the back door, she put her things on the den sofa and faced me. "What do you want?"

"I was hoping to get a piece of that." I nodded toward her ass.

"Why should I give it to you?"

"Well... I don't know. Like I said, I was hoping... ?!?"

"Yeah, well, what would you do for me?"

"Anything you like. Would you like me to kiss your ass? I would love to. I would put my tongue on your rose bud. I would do anything you like."

"You'd kiss my ass? With your tongue? This I gotta see. If you're willing to put your tongue on my ass, then I'll let you have a piece of it. One ground rule: you can't touch my vagina. You have to promise that you wont try to put it in my vagina."

"I promise."

"You'd better not be a rapist. I'm keeping my vagina for my husband. I'll let you have some of my butt if you want it but you better not try putting it into my vagina. Got it?"

"Yes, I understand."

"Okay."

She turned and went down a hall, leading me into a bedroom. She kicked off her shoes and started to push her pants down, nodded to me and said, "Take 'em off, honey."