Copyright© 2006 by DB.
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Author's Note: Zansasi Highway stories are all linked together through their location on the highway. For the longest introduction to the Zansasi and their Highway, I recommend reading the story Rescuing Silver: Based on the Silver Metal Lover.
A special thanks to Ian his excellent and much appreciated proofreading. All remaining mistakes are mine.
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