The Incest-o-matic (TM) or How (blank) Fucked (blank)

by theGreatxIam

Copyright© 2002 by theGreatxIam

Fiction Story: WARNING: Enter at your own risk. This is either not a story or it's hundreds, nay, thousands of stories. The Incest-o-matic is a do-it-yourself project, allowing you to construct two standard characters and select from every incest plot ever used on the Internet. In other words, it's a joke, son. Or daughter, as the gender may be. No sex. Not a bit. Well, unless you count 15 uses of the word "fuck."

Tags: Humor  

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The appetite for incest stories far outstrips the capacity of a.s.s.m. authors. As a public service, this do-it-yourself Incest-o-matic (TM) may be used by writers attempting to meet the demand or readers too impatient to wait.

For best results with the Incest-o-matic (TM), first flip a coin -- heads is a man, tails is... OK, stop giggling... tails is a woman. If it lands on the edge, use your imagination.

Then randomly pick five numbers, each between one and 15 inclusive, applying each number in succession as you go through the categories.

Names, details and batteries not included. Use of the Incest-o-matic (TM) is void where prohibited by law and in Alabama, where it's redundant.

STEP ONE: Select a gender for Character A.

  1. Male

  2. Female

  3. Other

STEP TWO: Select a description for Character A.

  1. Widowed

  2. Divorced

  3. Unhappily married

  4. Horny but frustrated

  5. Surprisingly young to have a teen-aged child, having married shortly entering puberty

  6. Caring but distant

  7. Long-lost

  8. Well-preserved

  9. Chunky but not fat, and that's meant in the nicest possible way

  10. Horny but frustrated

  11. Recently dumped

  12. Dateless for five years, but still stunningly good-looking

  13. Sexy but repressed

  14. Alcoholic

  15. Horny but frustrated

STEP THREE: Select Character B.

  1. Child

  2. Stepchild

  3. Sibling

  4. Step-sibling

  5. Twin

  6. Step-twin

  7. Sister-in-law

  8. Brother-in-law

  9. Mother-in-law

  10. Father-in-law

  11. Niece

  12. Nephew

  13. Cousin

  14. Grandchild

  15. Great-great-great-grandchild encountered via time travel

STEP FOUR: Select description for Character B.

  1. Thin, boyish

  2. Well-muscled, athletic, 6-foot-tall

  3. Inexperienced but sexually predatory

     
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