I was taking an antidepressant drug called "terazadone". When it was prescribed, I was told of it's side effects. Most of these side effects were not very threatening, except one.
"Prolonged, painful, and inappropriate erections." The doctor said, "happen to about 1 in every 8000 men who take this drug."
Well, I'm not one to ever beat the odds for anything, so this didn't worry me too much. I was more curious than worried.
"So, what happens if it happens to me?" I asked.
"In that case, we have to get someone to relieve you..." the doctor said.
I was intrigued by what this 'someone' was suppose to do. Was it a sex therapist?
"If that doesn't work," he continued, "then we have to operate."
THAT sounded ugly. Exactly what were they going to cut on?! Or rather, OFF. I don't think I wanted to know, and it was unlikely that it would ever matter to me, so I didn't ask. I was on the drug for several months, and my depression over the loss of my wife improved. I was feeling pretty good about myself, and about life.
About Christmas time, I got a call from my mother-in-law, Anne, inviting me and my kids over to her house way out in the country for Christmas. I was feeling a little down, as is normal around Christmas, and this seemed like just the thing to pick me up. So, I packed up the kids and left for the hills for a one week stay. Anne was about 15 years older than I, and she still had a figure. More like Marilyn Monroe, really. I suppose she was fat by todays standards, but I perfered a nice, soft, woman to a hard little athletic one. She had pale skin and dark, reddish hair.
My sister-in-laws were pretty too. Jessica had long red hair, and a much thinner body. She didn't have much in the way of breasts, but I never was much of a breast man. She did have a nice, rounded hip and ass, and absolutely gorgeous legs. She was close to my wife's age. Judy was still a teenager. She was about to turn 18. She had essentially the same figure as her older sister, but had breast that was almost the size of her mom's. She had short blond hair in a page boy cut.
Everything was going swell. The house was filled with lots of people. My two sister in laws were very supportive. The house was warm, and it looked like it was going to be a white Christmas this year. Even so, I was a little more depressed than usual, so I upped my terazadone dose.
My father-in-law left for town to do some last minute shopping, as was his habit every year. He took my kids with him, I think so he could see what his grand kids wanted for Christmas. It was just my mother-in-law, my two sisters-in-law, and me in this nice warm house when it began to snow. Boy, did it snow. After a few hours, the snow had really piled up. It looked like it was going to be a blizzard! We turned on the TV. to get the weather report. All the roads to town were closed. I became worried that the Kids were stuck out in the storm somewhere with their grandfather.
Thankfully, my father-in-law called. He and my kids were fine. He had gotten a room at a hotel, but it looked like the roads would be closed for quite a while. He was in touch with the road clearing service, and they would let the people at the hotel know as soon as the roads were cleared. Seems that there were a lot of people who were snowbound and unable to get home.
That night, I looked out the window at the falling snow and the gray sky and hoped my kids were okay. This would be my first Christmas without ANY of my family. No wife or kids. I became horribly depressed. I upped my terazadone level even more that night.
The next morning, I woke up, and I had a very unusual morning stiffy. My cock and balls HURT. I had a rock solid erection. I mean I was HARD. Well, I knew how to take care of a morning stiffy. I put my robe on, went to the bathroom, and tried to whack off.
Spanking that monkey was painful. It was also unproductive. Soon, my mom-in-law and sister-in-laws were lined up outside the door. It hurt to masturbate, and I was afraid they would hear.
"Are you okay in there?" I heard my mom-in-law say.
"Umm. Not really." I weakly replied.
"What's wrong?" She asked.
I couldn't very well tell my mother-in-law I had the stiffy from hell, now could I? She would wonder what kind of sicko I was.
"Don't worry. I'm okay." I lied. I then tucked my painful sex organ back into my pajamas, and put my robe back on. This was REALLY awkward. I looked at myself. I was rather plain that I had an outrageous hard on. How was I going to hide THIS? Good grief! What if they thought I had a hard on over them? Well, I did fantasize about my female in-laws, but never around them.
I held my bathrobe a few inches from my chest. Yes, if I did that, you couldn't see that I had an erection. Yes, I looked stupid holding my bathrobe that way, but I would be really embarrassed if I had gone out there with my mister happy sticking out like a flag pole.
I opened the door, and walked out. My mom-in-law was standing there in her bathrobe and her fuzzy slippers. My sister in laws had some really nice pajamas on, that I didn't think was making my life any easier.
They looked pretty sexy. They were all looking at me like I was a fruitcake, holding my bathrobe funny and with a beet red face.
"What's wrong?" My mom-in-law repeated. They all looked concerned.
"I think I need to use your phone, so I can call my doctor." I said.
"Go right ahead. Can't you tell me what's wrong?" She asked.
I looked around. My sister in laws and my mother in law. Yeah, right. "Let me call the doctor." I said, going towards the phone.
I pulled his phone number out of my wallet and dialed. I was in luck it wasn't Christmas yet, and he was still in.
"Remember what you said about a one in 8000 chance?" I asked.
"You have a painful erection?" He asked.
"Yeah, and I can't seem to get rid of it."
"You'll have to come in." he said, "I'll see if I can get a therapist to help you."
"I'm not at home. I'm out at my in-laws and I'm snowed in." I said. There was a long pause.
"Who's there?" he asked.
"My mother-in-law and my two sister-in-laws."
"Can anyone there help you?" he asked.
"I can't ask them that!" I said.
"Would you like me to ask them?" He sounded serious.
"nah. Let me go try again." I said, reluctantly.
"Give me your phone number in case I can work something out for you." the doctor said. I gave him the phone number, and after listening to his reassurances, hung up.
I went into the spare bedroom and laid down, curled up. It seemed to hurt less if I curled up into a ball. I heard the phone ring about half an hour later, and I wondered if it was the doctor or my father-in-law. When I wasn't called to the phone, I figured it was my father-in-law. I laid there, trying to deal with my pain. I though of unsexy things...
Then my mom-in-law knocked at the door. "It's the doctor calling, and he wanted to know if you had any luck."
"Tell him no."
She cracked open the door an inch, not wanting to yell through the door. "Can I come in?"
"Yeah, sure." I said.
She came in, and sat on the bed bedside me. She had a cordless phone in her hand. "It's your doctor." she said, handing me the phone.
"Have you had any luck with your erection?" he asked.
"Look, you need to do something about it, or there could be serious complications." he said.
My mother-in-law looked at me intently. Did she already know?
"Was that your mother-in-law who answered?" he asked.
"Yes." I said.
"Could she help you?" he asked. It was clear what the real question was, is my mother in law someone I could have sex with. "But I don't want to ask her that." I said.
"Ask me what?" my mother in law asked.
The doctor sounded frustrated. "Then let me talk to her. Do I have your permission to talk to her about your problem?"
"Okay." I resigned, "I'll put her on. You can talk to her."
I handed the phone to my mother in law. "Hello. What's wrong?" There was a long pause. "What do I need to do?" Another long pause. "What about a cold shower?"
I was totally humiliated. This wasn't going to work. I could tell.
"Okay..." She said. She seemed to be taking this totally matter of factly. "Is there anything special that I should do?" I could only hear the faint voice of the doctor answering. I was being talked about. I was only able to understand what my mother in law was saying. "We'll take care of him, doctor. Don't worry about that." There was another long pause, and she listened some more. "Okay, thank you doctor." She pressed the hang up button on the phone. "Sounds like you have a problem." she said to me.
"What did he say?" I asked.
"He said you need a woman to help you get off." She was so matter of fact about this! "And that I could help you. Did you want me to ask Judy and Jessica if they would help you?"
"I can't ask them that!" How could I ask them!
"Look, you NEED help, and we can't get you to a doctor's office. Just relax about this! Getting all worked up about it is only going to make it worse. Did you want me to help you?"
"I need you to help me."
"I'm willing. I just want to know if you would rather I ask one of the girls." She said.
"I find you very sexy." I said. I did have fantasies about her, but I never expected that they would become real.
"Well, you're pretty sexy too." She said. "I'll be right back. I just need to use the bathroom."
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