It was day one of the new NFL season and the boys and I were set to watch some football. I had just put in a big screen TV and naturally all my friends wanted to watch the first big Giants game on my new set. The Giants were playing the Packers this afternoon. It was with great irony that before half-time was over the only Giants we cared about were those packing our shorts.
The boys showed up about 12:30 with beer and munchies in tow. It was the least they could do, since I was providing the TV. I didn't realize I would be providing the entertainment as well. The guys handed the goodies to Bobbie, my wife, and took their seats in front of the TV.
Tim smiled at Bobbie and asked, "Bill, how did you get this beautiful lady to marry your ugly ass?"
I replied, "It must be my considerable charms."
"Bull shit," returned Tim. "If that was the case she would have gone for LD over there," he added.
I chuckled and said, "You have a point."
All this was lost on Bobbie who just smiled in her shy way. I should describe Bobbie. She is five feet, four inches of the cutest, sexiest female I have ever known. She has a tomboyish manner but her physical assets are all woman. She has natural long blond hair and light blue eyes. She won't tell me her measurements, however, by my eye she probably measures about 36D-23-35. I'm certain of the first number because it's written on the tags of her bras. Her fresh all American face looks ten years younger than her 26 years.
Bobbie has only seen my friends a few times before. She doesn't really know any of them. This fact caused her to be a little shy at first. By the end of the first quarter she was becoming her usually friendly self. It was not a great surprise that my friends were paying almost as much attention to Bobbie as to the game. She volunteered to keep us all supplied with beer and chips even though she is a big football fan herself. She actually knows more about the game than I do. I was amused to hear her arguing with Paul and LD about the draft choices picked up by the Giants.
By the end of the middle of the second quarter the boys were getting pretty loud. They were going through the beer fast. Looking back, I think they were guzzling it so they could ask Bobbie for more. All eyes would follow Bobbie as she bounced up and hurried to the kitchen. She was wearing a tight tank top and short shorts that showed every curve. The top was cut low enough to show Bobbie's substantial cleavage and the shorts did not fully cover the bottom of her ass.
She would return shortly with the latest order. I began to notice that she was walking with a little more shake than usual. Bobbie had evidently had a few beers herself. She knew how the guys were looking at her and she decided to put on a show. Her nipples were now poking through the thin material of her top. Knowing Bobbie as I do, it was just her way of a little harmless flirting.
Bobbie sat down and continued her discussion with LD about the Giants second round draft choice. After a few minutes of discussion the conversation lulled. Bobbie broke the silence by asking LD, "Is LD your initials? What do they stand for?" LD smiled and the rest of us just chuckled. Bobbie asked what was so funny.
LD answered, "You don't want to know, Bobbie."
She looked at all four of us with a hesitant smile and asked in a cute little voice, "Why not?" The laughter increased.
Bobbie's expression changed from amusement to frustration. She said, "I don't appreciate this kind of treatment, guys. Why can't you tell me what LD stands for?"
I asked, "Are you sure you want to know?"
I again asked, "Are you sure?"
Bobbie bellowed, "Yessss, Bill." I motioned for LD to answer the woman.
LD began, "It refers to the size of my genitals. LD stands for 'Long Dong'".
Bobbie began to blush. She said, "Ohhhh."
Every one kept smiling and looking at Bobbie.
After a pause she said, hesitantly, "Well, how long is it?"
LD's face took on a more serious look as he asked, "Do you mean right now?"
Bobbie croaked, "I mean, how long does it get?"
LD proudly answered, "Fourteen inches!"
Bobbie shook her head and said, "I don't believe it."
LD looked offended by Bobbie's skepticism. He said, "You want me to prove it?"
To my surprise Bobbie said, "Prove it!"
As far as I knew, Bobbie had never seen another man naked. We had dated since we were both fifteen and were both virgins when we were married. Without hesitation LD pulled down his shorts revealing a huge bulge. He continued by hauling his briefs down to his knees. LD's big schlong was folded under his balls between his legs. It must have been about eight inches long soft. Bobbie rose up out of her chair to get a better look. She was obviously impressed with the size of his cock but she tried not to let on.
Bobbie smirked, "It doesn't look like fourteen inches to me!"
LD loudly replied, "Well, its not hard yet."
Bobbie said, "Am I supposed to take your word for it?"
LD angrily said, "Why don't you come over here at stroke it a few times? Then you will see fourteen inches."
LD shot me a look and then said in a calmer voice, "I'm sorry Bill, I forgot who I was talking to."
I said, "It's all right LD, she asked you how long it gets not how long it is."
Bobbie looked at me with sort of an inquisitive look. I figured that she wanted to see how big LD's cock would get, but she didn't want to jerk him off. She asked, "Is there any other way you can get it hard without me touching it?"
LD thought for a moment then said, "Well, if you or Bill don't mind, you could do a sexy dance."
Bobbie looked at me to see my reaction. I looked at Bobbie and sort of shrugged my shoulders with my hands out, leaving the decision to her.
I left it up to her because I like to look at her sexy body and I really don't mind if other men do as well. I secretly hoped she would do a sexy dance, but expected her shy nature to keep her from doing it. Bobbie looked back at LD and his cock and at me again. We all held our breath to see what she would do. Suddenly she jumped up and hurried from the room. I thought that she had become embarrassed. I started to go and see about her when I heard music.
Bobbie appeared again with her boom box in hand. It was playing the Michael Jackson tune that goes, "Pretty baby with the high heels on..." I noticed that instead of bare feet she now sported a pair of 4 inch red spiked high heels. She set the box on the coffee table and began to strut around LD and his cock. Her fresh face now had a lusty look to it. She never took her eyes off LD's cock as she wiggled and bumped. She would alternate thrusting her big tits out as she bent over, her hands on her ass, and thrusting her hips and pelvis out in a motion that looked as if she were fucking. I didn't know that she could dance like that. She had never done it for me. It must have been the beer.
Bobbie was having an effect on LD's cock. It was no longer soft. However, it was not yet fourteen inches. When the song had ended, Bobbie looked at LD's cock and observed, "It doesn't look hard yet." She pouted and added, "Am I dancing right?"
Everyone chimed in, "Yes!!!!"
Bobbie continued, "Then, why isn't LD hard?"
LD reluctantly replied, "Your dancing is great Bobbie, but what I probably need is something a little more revealing."
Bobbie looked at me as she asked, "You mean you want me to strip?"
LD looked at me apologetically and said, "Well yea, that's what I had in mind."
I could see in Bobbie's eyes that she was torn. She had obviously worked herself up but wasn't sure that she could take her clothes off in front of these men. She looked to me to help her solve the dilemma. I looked at her for a moment or two then I nodded. A smile immediately came to her face. I knew then that she really wanted to do a strip tease for all my friends.
Bobbie bounced over to the boom box and started the music again. She set the song to repeat over and over. I guess she figured that she would dance as long as it took to get big LD hard. She began to dance as before, with lots of suggestive moves. After a minute she crossed her arms and grabbed the bottom of her tank top. She slowly raised it over her breasts and then over her head. She was wearing a shear red bra that gave her support but very little coverage. Her big tits were essentially uncovered.
Bobbie then hooked her thumbs in the waistband of her shorts and struggled out of them. That left a pair of matching panties that amounted to a small triangle of semi-transparent cloth covering her trimmed pubic hair and held in place by thin spaghetti straps. The strap in the back disappeared into the crack of her ass. Her bottom was naked. When she would bend over and thrust out her tits, her cheeks would separate, clearly revealing her asshole, bisected by the strap.
Bobbie continued to dance. The boys seemed eager for her to take it all off but she seemed reluctant. She glanced my way to get my reaction. I again nodded and she blew me a kiss. She reached behind her back to unhook her bra and then stopped. She blushed red in the face as she realized what she was about to do. I thought she might stop. The boys egged her on. They yelled how beautiful and sexy she was. She smiled and regained her confidence. All this was having a positive effect on LD's cock. As Bobbie looked at it, she seemed more determined than every to make it grow.
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